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1 hour ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

The team they’re fielding this year consists almost entirely of Sumlin guys.  The fuck she talkin about?

If you haven’t noticed, she’s every bit as un-self aware as aggy. They’re retarded mirror images of one another. She believes she can just make proclamations and watch them play out. That’s not how football in Texas or the SEC works.

Jimbo at the only good school in the ACC for most of his FSU tenure never faced the recruiting competition he is facing now. Karen is just too stupid to see it. She doesn’t know football. Their roster has big holes in it. 

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7 hours ago, Vertigo said:

When a “sitting NC winning head coach who is an elite recruiter” cannot find a way to win in Collieville, it will break them. Where are they going to go from here? Who will they possibly hire after that? They are so all in on this out of sheer emotional desperation that the end is going to be a supernova of misery. They can throw as much tax payer money that they don’t have at the problem they want. It just. Isn’t. Happening. 

You overestimate them. Jimbo was resting on his laurels. He got lazy. He’s past his prime. We are primed for a championship run if we can just get a young innovative coach here who has that fire. If NAME is winning 9 games a year at LESSER SCHOOL, (or is running an offense that... or a defense that... etc), imagine what he could do behind the wheel of the Ferrari of college football programs. Sleeping giant yada yada.

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1 hour ago, maninblack said:


The glimmer of hope they have is that the sec is fucking dumpster fire this year

In their eyes it will never be a dumpster fire, it's about Goliaths eating each other.. a right of passage.  Even if Texas went undefeated this season and beats two SEC teams in route to a championship, they will pull out the Clemson card..

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5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's honestly an amazing class. 3 5 stars from 17 commits and still can't crack the top 10.

Yep, you could take classes 6-15 to match the number of 5 stars aggy has, yet they are in the middle. Hell, if Miami or Florida get a low 3 star kid, they would both move past aggy.

Auburn has 0 5 stars, but still has a better class average than aggy.

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6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Yep, you could take classes 6-15 to match the number of 5 stars aggy has, yet they are in the middle. Hell, if Miami or Florida get a low 3 star kid, they would both move past aggy.

Auburn has 0 5 stars, but still has a better class average than aggy.

Sounds like you are putting your trust in the wrong people 

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1 minute ago, Scholz said:

I love how bag hag is constantly questioning the manhood of online aggy warriors. When the worm turns against Bilbo and her it’s going to be glorious to behold.

Her shit is fucking stale and pathetic. When they're upset, she calls them pussies. When they hold her accountable they're dickless little monsters who are all horrible to women. It's like her only move is to question their manhood, one way or another. And the hilarious irony is that the only person in the world who seems to be a Real Man to her is 5'6, gets cuck'd repeatedly, and enables the rape of women.

Actually, that's not really ironic, it's a terrifying window into the psyche of that woman and how she views men.  

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Karen shows classic signs of Narcissistic Personality Disorder 

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Narcissistic personality disorder — one of several types of personality disorders — is a mental condition in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for excessive attention and admiration, troubled relationships, and a lack of empathy for others. But behind this mask of extreme confidence lies a fragile self-esteem that's vulnerable to the slightest criticism

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Have an exaggerated sense of self-importance

Have a sense of entitlement and require constant, excessive admiration

Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it

Exaggerate achievements and talents

Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate

Believe they are superior and can only associate with equally special people

Monopolize conversations and belittle or look down on people they perceive as inferior

Expect special favors and unquestioning compliance with their expectations

Take advantage of others to get what they want

Have an inability or unwillingness to recognize the needs and feelings of others

Be envious of others and believe others envy them

Behave in an arrogant or haughty manner, coming across as conceited, boastful and pretentious

Insist on having the best of everything — for instance, the best car or office

 

At the same time, people with narcissistic personality disorder have trouble handling anything they perceive as criticism, and they can:

Become impatient or angry when they don't receive special treatment

Have significant interpersonal problems and easily feel slighted

React with rage or contempt and try to belittle the other person to make themselves appear superior

Have difficulty regulating emotions and behavior

Experience major problems dealing with stress and adapting to change

Feel depressed and moody because they fall short of perfection

 

 

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Her shit is fucking stale and pathetic. When they're upset, she calls them pussies. When they hold her accountable they're dickless little monsters who are all horrible to women. It's like her only move is to question their manhood, one way or another. And the hilarious irony is that the only person in the world who seems to be a Real Man to her is 5'6, gets cuck'd repeatedly, and enables the rape of women.

Actually, that's not really ironic, it's a terrifying window into the psyche of that woman and how she views men.  

Should this surprise you when her longest lasting relationship is with a dog.

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On 8/15/2019 at 7:22 AM, Magus Ossis said:

You overestimate them. Jimbo was resting on his laurels. He got lazy. He’s past his prime. We are primed for a championship run if we can just get a young innovative coach here who has that fire. If NAME is winning 9 games a year at LESSER SCHOOL, (or is running an offense that... or a defense that... etc), imagine what he could do behind the wheel of the Ferrari of college football programs. Sleeping giant yada yada.

I could swear I've heard this somewhere before...

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Bwahahaha

This is a sad illustration of what a majority of aTm people everywhere will feel, and which will likely be funneled to some recruits, like Demas. "The University of Texas denied you." Never mind Huck listing out the members making the decision, never mind it's well documented rules and procedures and every kid probably got denied, but it's all UT. And they'll believe it.

100% chance at some point this fall I'll be in a sports bar and some Ag will bring up how we got Demas's eligibility denied. 

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Those fucktards really do believe The University inserts itself into decisions like this. Their penis envy is so great that they renamed the Texas Forest Service to the Texas A&M Forest Service. As if the University Interscholastic League is some great marketing ploy by the University of Texas. Their pettiness knows no bounds.

 

Oh, and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck you losers.

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Just now, Tex Pete said:

Those fucktards really do believe The University inserts itself into decisions like this. Their penis envy is so great that they renamed the Texas Forest Service to the Texas A&M Forest Service. As if the University Interscholastic League is some great marketing ploy by the University of Texas. Their pettiness knows no bounds.

 

Oh, and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck you losers.

Indeed. 

I'd love for the opposite to be true, and for us to start televising HS games on the LHN, like they always feared. No reason not to at this point. Clearly, we can snap our fingers and the UIL will do whatever we want. 

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Wish someone would @NCAAcompliance on that bitch.  With the screen grabs about driving kids and families places, “working” for Jimbos charity, etc I’m sure they’d find something. At least give some doubt to sweat. Nothing would make me happier than her causing a post season ban during their bestest coach ever!!1! destined championship stretch.   Oh you missed your opportunity to skip thru your JV 2020 schedule because of KKL?  That’sashame.gif Would be the aggyest thing to happen to them in 10 years. 

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

This is a sad illustration of what a majority of aTm people everywhere will feel, and which will likely be funneled to some recruits, like Demas. "The University of Texas denied you." Never mind Huck listing out the members making the decision, never mind it's well documented rules and procedures and every kid probably got denied, but it's all UT. And they'll believe it.

100% chance at some point this fall I'll be in a sports bar and some Ag will bring up how we got Demas's eligibility denied. 

It'll just be another line on a massive list of dumbfuck aggy conspiracy theories about the big burnt orange monster inside their wives. Talk about a cuck mindset.

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2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

This is a sad illustration of what a majority of aTm people everywhere will feel, and which will likely be funneled to some recruits, like Demas. "The University of Texas denied you." Never mind Huck listing out the members making the decision, never mind it's well documented rules and procedures and every kid probably got denied, but it's all UT. And they'll believe it.

100% chance at some point this fall I'll be in a sports bar and some Ag will bring up how we got Demas's eligibility denied. 

They need a boogie man for their fragile psyches. After the beatdown we gave them over the last month in recruiting, I would imagine that the vitriol is a little more pungent than it normally might be.  At the very least their pointing at us will reinforce the notion that this is our world and they are just paying rent. The death star casts a large shadow, advantage aggy. 

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