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32 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Keeping America safe from the ex-royals.

trumpers eat this shit up 

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    it won't matter if his taxes ever come out.  it won't matter if his taxes don't ever come out.  you wanna know why?  because we already know what's in them. since early 2017 when people starting

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I'd love to see a cost analysis of security for Harry & Meghan, calculated in golf trips to Mar-A-Lago.

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

trumpers eat this shit up 

Well, they dont think the covid 19 is real and have big concerns about Mexicans living here for "free", so of course, are Harry and Megan getting free security??? Itll be all the talk at Easter sunday mass. 

Also, our president ladies and gents

"You turn on the news, and all you see is the coronavirus or whatever.”

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

This immediately makes my list of Top 5 Greatest Trump decisions. Sure, its completely irrelevant  in the scheme of anything really, but it just highlights how fucking inept he has been at every other facet of his job. Plus fuck these two belly aching bitches, let the UK deal with them. 

What in the actual fuck
 
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so at tonight's press briefing, some reporter has got to ask him about his ratings right?  i mean, he's tweeting about them.

"mr president, we saw you tweeting this morning about your ratings, and how the media is reacting to them.  do you think that's appropriate with everything going on with the global pandemic?"

he'll be trapped.  either he denounces the importance of his own tweets (not bloody likely) or he leans into it (obviously) to continue to brag about his ratings.  

he shouldn't continue to be allowed to say one thing in front of the press, then tweet or tell sean hannity something else.  he's the president - people are going to read his tweets.  they're hoarding meds based on it.  they're dying because of it.  rudy and charlie kirk are parroting the info and getting tweets deleted over it.

it's time that the press pushes back on this trash.

10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Why would the US be on the hook for their security in the first place?

What evidence is there that they asked for or expected it in the first place?

6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

so at tonight's press briefing, some reporter has got to ask him about his ratings right?  i mean, he's tweeting about them.

"mr president, we saw you tweeting this morning about your ratings, and how the media is reacting to them.  do you think that's appropriate with everything going on with the global pandemic?"

he'll be trapped.  either he denounces the importance of his own tweets (not bloody likely) or he leans into it (obviously) to continue to brag about his ratings.  

he shouldn't continue to be allowed to say one thing in front of the press, then tweet or tell sean hannity something else.  he's the president - people are going to read his tweets.  they're hoarding meds based on it.  they're dying because of it.  rudy and charlie kirk are parroting the info and getting tweets deleted over it.

it's time that the press pushes back on this trash.

He'd just call them a shitty reporter and move on. 

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

WTF!!!?! Do your job. Americans are dying and you have your thumb in your ass.

7 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He'd just call them a shitty reporter and move on. 

I believe the words is NASTY.

Wear it like a badge, press people. It means you're doing your job.

I would like to volunteer to be the one who gets to strangle his fucking ass and watch him take his last gasping breath.

Fuck him.

I'm hoping that one of these days a reporter loses his or her composure and tells the president of the United States to go fuck himself.

6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

so at tonight's press briefing, some reporter has got to ask him about his ratings right?  i mean, he's tweeting about them.

"mr president, we saw you tweeting this morning about your ratings, and how the media is reacting to them.  do you think that's appropriate with everything going on with the global pandemic?"

he'll be trapped.  either he denounces the importance of his own tweets (not bloody likely) or he leans into it (obviously) to continue to brag about his ratings.  

he shouldn't continue to be allowed to say one thing in front of the press, then tweet or tell sean hannity something else.  he's the president - people are going to read his tweets.  they're hoarding meds based on it.  they're dying because of it.  rudy and charlie kirk are parroting the info and getting tweets deleted over it.

it's time that the press pushes back on this trash.

Mr Gandorf,  That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought out objection.

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Just a human sack of shit. 

Never misses a chance to be a sack of shit.

5 hours ago, lemonlime said:

What in the actual fuck

 

But her emails.

"I don't go around threatening." - Dotard

He's losing his shit when called on what he's said.

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Generators, ventilators. Same thing.

5 minutes ago, RPM said:

"I don't go around threatening." 

"I'd like you to do me a favor, though."

I don't understand how anyone can watch this and say Trump is doing a great job and is really on the ball. Unless they just like that he attacks an uppity black woman for asking a question

1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

I don't understand how anyone can watch this and say Trump is doing a great job and is really on the ball. Unless they just like that he attacks an uppity black woman for asking a question

She wasn't showing the proper respect due the President. - Trumpers

look, i just want credit now for what might happen in 4-8 weeks.  is that too much to ask?

He's the world's first tripolar disorder patient.  This is unreal.  

poor military didn't have any bullets. 

Force and violence should be used to remove Trump immediately.  

Deep down we kinda always knew the only unknown about the Trump presidency was what the official body count would be at the end.

1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

He's the world's first tripolar disorder patient.  This is unreal.  

We sure it's just not an amalgamation of Cluster B traits across various personality disorders? Mainly antisocial, histrionic, and narcissistic?

28 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

We sure it's just not an amalgamation of Cluster B traits across various personality disorders? Mainly antisocial, histrionic, and narcissistic?

No, no I’m not sure.  That definitely sounds plausible.  

5 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Keeping America safe from the ex-royals.

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Deep down we kinda always knew the only unknown about the Trump presidency was what the official body count would be at the end.

This. His utter failures are going to get tens of thousands (if we’re lucky) of American citizens killed, and during the entire process, he’ll show zero empathy, and will think and talk only about himself. He’s a fucking evil, malignant sociopath who is going to be responsible for stacks of American bodies.
And it was always going to be that way.
Fuck him to hell.
11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


This. His utter failures are going to get tens of thousands (if we’re lucky) of American citizens killed, and during the entire process, he’ll show zero empathy, and will think and talk only about himself. He’s a fucking evil, malignant sociopath who is going to be responsible for stacks of American bodies.
And it was always going to be that way.
Fuck him to hell.

I mean, yeah, but fuck Harry and Meghan!

12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

It doesn't get any more modern America than this...

24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


This. His utter failures are going to get tens of thousands (if we’re lucky) of American citizens killed, and during the entire process, he’ll show zero empathy, and will think and talk only about himself. He’s a fucking evil, malignant sociopath who is going to be responsible for stacks of American bodies.
And it was always going to be that way.
Fuck him to hell.

When you do not have the capacity to show empathy this is what you get in a person. Giving that person the keys to the kingdom and letting him do whatever he wants leaves situations like the one we are facing. People die and the man with no capacity for empathy keeps sitting at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue eating ketchup on well done steaks while tweeting threats toward two ex-royals to give his base someone to be pissed at for the next 24 hours. Meanwhile the death toll ever increases and all he'll talk about is the ratings from his press conferences/bizzaro world never-ending car crash. That plane you kept using as analogy has crashed and somehow this idiot survived. This is our new normal.

 

“So, if it turns out that Ted Bundy actually raped and murdered FEWER than 30 women, can we all grew that he’s the greatest feminist of all time?”
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


“So, if it turns out that Ted Bundy actually raped and murdered FEWER than 30 women, can we all grew that he’s the greatest feminist of all time?”

I would say it's more that after a surfeit of apostrophes the President has decided to go on a comma diet and eliminate a few zeros.In his mind, that deserves a Nobel.

6 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Why would the US be on the hook for their security in the first place?

Exactly. Trump is arguing against something that isn't even an issue. 

He's been rendered so impotent by this virus fiasco that now he has to just make up fights to show how tough he is. Because his regular day job is too difficult right now.

In other words, he's a giant pussy. 

I would kill babies to trade any of those bozos behind him to take over right now.  That's how fucking bad he is.  

We had Joe Exotic on the 2016 ballot. If only we knew then what we know now.

5 hours ago, RPM said:

Generators, ventilators. Same thing.

A reporter should ask him about vibrators.  

In-thread poll: 

A.  He catches it and goes ballistic.

B.  He catches it and takes a moment of light hearted discussion of mechanically induced pleasure.

C.  He doesn't notice and rolls with it.  Manufacturing and shipments underway to all hospitals.

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I would say it's more that after a surfeit of apostrophes the President has decided to go on a comma diet and eliminate a few zeros.In his mind, that deserves a Nobel.

Obama has a Nobel prize.  There is no way in hell Trump doesn't fantasize about getting one when this is all over.  It could kill half the US population but he'd be the guy who stopped it.  

1 hour ago, TornACL said:

Exactly. Trump is arguing against something that isn't even an issue. 

He's been rendered so impotent by this virus fiasco that now he has to just make up fights to show how tough he is. Because his regular day job is too difficult right now.

In other words, he's a giant pussy. 

Well, we would definitely pay for their security if they were staying a Trump property. He would love the revenue.

Hell, this whole tirade is probably because they declined that very offer.

On 3/28/2020 at 9:04 PM, Pasken said:

Would the stock market jump up or down if news broke that Trump had C19?

It would blow the lid off the market.

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3 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

His eyes are dead. Just dead.

 

Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a dolls eyes.

3 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

His eyes are dead. Just dead.

we've all seen it. it's the eyes of someone in way over their head, wondering how they hell they got there and how the hell are they getting out of there 

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

we've all seen it. it's the eyes of someone in way over their head, wondering how they hell they got there and how the hell are they getting out of there 

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Harry and Meghan respond “Liar liar pants on fire!”.




(Omid is a Royal Reporter but he is the reporter they use to get out their message. He’s the only one with a real line straight from their camp because he’s close friends with all of Meghan’s inner circle. Any time his reporting has a quote from “a source close to the couple” or “an anonymous insider from staff” that means “This statement is from Harry and Meghan directly”.)
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