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Formerly DT: COVID-19 - Featuring Lots of Politics, now CR because political talk not going away

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4 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

That sounds like a lot of work

I retract.  You should chug NyQuil. 

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    Just try and imagine GreenspointTexas being the person to intubate you as you fight for your life against COVID-19. You’re laying there gasping for air while he chastises you for all the things you li

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11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Why isn't the hospital diagnosing the patients with COVID-19? They have the symptoms and they have a positive CT scan.

BTW, every post on the twitter feed was political.

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I retract.  You should chug NyQuil. 

That's why I need so much of it

I think logic re:suppression of a fever is you are preventing body from working through illness. (Within reason, not talking 104+)

Also after like 3-4 days with fever you should contact dr. 
 

This assumes adult in good health (basically Surl 1%ers)

2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I watched De Blasio's news conference earlier, and he was adamant about keeping NYC schools open.  They've got it far worse than Houston or Dallas.  I wonder what the reasoning is.

The 100k kids that qualify as homeless and get most of their meals through the school system is my guess. 

Disneyworld is closed.  So is EuroDisney

No Disney parks open in the world after Sunday.  But it's just the flu.

6 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Harris County has its first case in jail

 

 

rut roh

So....10 pages ago you stated that Harris Co Jail had a confirmed case.....yet you posted no link....and I have been searching for said link......and I asked you for a link.....still no link.....so I'm guessing your post was total BS?????

Help me out here....

15 minutes ago, Hmmm said:

RayDog is smart as fuck, but wondering if any doctors can weigh in on this?

Let a fever run if under 101 and you can handle feeling crappy. Yes, your body is trying to kill the infection.

8 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Why isn't the hospital diagnosing the patients with COVID-19? They have the symptoms and they have a positive CT scan.

BTW, every post on the twitter feed was political.

 

They can't just officially diagnose without the actual test, I do believe. 

And didn't post every post on their twitter feed--just that one, which isn't political. 

2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

AISD will probably wait for kids to get it before extending spring break.

AISD will extend it on March 23 at 6:30am.  

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Meanwhile on Texags

 

They may have a solid immune system, given the amount of animals they.....associate with.

Australian Rules Football for the win.
 

Collingwood!
3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

AISD will extend it on March 23 at 6:30am.  

That'd be my guess.

 

support your local brewers during your social distancing!
 

 

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Allen, McKinney, Plano, Carrollton, Wylie ISd's closed. And this has probably been posted so...

The Houston Rodeo is also closed

5 hours ago, Red Five said:

I cancelled my trip to Port A next week. When I called the homeaway people, I asked if it was too late to cancel my reservation. "Oh no, you can still cancel."

"Oh yeah? That's good."

"You can't get any of your money refunded though".

"Then why the hell would I give a shit if I can cancel or not?"

“I guess I will go ahead and come then.   I feel like shit, I’ve had this nagging cough for a week now, and a mild fever, almost like I’ve got pneumonia or something .  Maybe staying in Port A will help me feel better. “

”We will be refunding your money shortly”

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13 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Disneyworld is closed.  So is EuroDisney

No Disney parks open in the world after Sunday.  But it's just the flu.

It's a small flu after all

 [mention=429]closetojumping[/mention] were you and the fam able to make it to Disney before closing?  If so, how were the crowds?  
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1 minute ago, clapclapclap said:

It's a small flu after all

get the virus from afar, makes no difference who you are!

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2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

think the mouse will give refunds?

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6 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

It's a small flu after all

. . . all around the world.

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

think the mouse will give refunds?

I think they’ll give vouchers for non-peak days. 

11 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

They can't just officially diagnose without the actual test, I do believe. 

And didn't post every post on their twitter feed--just that one, which isn't political. 

No, your post was fine - I just went to the twitter feed without knowing (or caring) whose feed it was.

21 minutes ago, Hpara759 said:

So....10 pages ago you stated that Harris Co Jail had a confirmed case.....yet you posted no link....and I have been searching for said link......and I asked you for a link.....still no link.....so I'm guessing your post was total BS?????

Help me out here....

Close friend works for the DA

17 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

 

29 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

The 100k kids that qualify as homeless and get most of their meals through the school system is my guess. 

Fucking astounding in a country like ours that that's even possible. 

2 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Meanwhile the city of San Antonio has “zero” confirmed cases

Man I hope I get to be in that stadium again this year. 

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Have a friend that works at medical city in Dallas and he's hearing we're on the verge of a mandatory national month long shutdown, essentially what's happening in Italy right now

1 minute ago, VABuckeye said:

Man I hope I get to be in that stadium again next year. 

I hope it burns to the ground and Ohio State never fields a team ever again. 

1 minute ago, StruggleBus said:

Meanwhile the city of San Antonio has “zero” confirmed cases

People from SA can guzzle tap water in Mexico too.   The weak were killed off hundreds of years ago.  

3 hours ago, Bevo said:

6.7% mortality seems kind of high.

It’s among the tested.  Not counting those mild enough to stay home.  Plus, they are turning sick people away, who might otherwise live.    That should scare the hell out of the olds though.  
 

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3 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

Have a friend that works at medical city in Dallas and he's hearing we're on the verge of a mandatory national month long shutdown, essentially what's happening in Italy right now

Never thought I'd see something like that here in the US.  It seems unfathomable.  Crazy days ahead if true.

7 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

Have a friend that works at medical city in Dallas and he's hearing we're on the verge of a mandatory national month long shutdown, essentially what's happening in Italy right now

Somebody somewhere is tracking something for this to be possible with the minimal to nonexistent testing and confirmed cases. 
 

Glad to have lots of toilet paper

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2 hours ago, Bevo said:

BTW, why do people create shit like the screenshot Greenspoint posted? Is it the thrill?

Trolling, thrills, trying to feel important, wishful thinking.  

25 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

 

Allen, McKinney, Plano, Carrollton, Wylie ISd's closed. And this has probably been posted so...

 

Meanwhile, AISD just announced it’s game on with no plans to cancel.  That will change.  Probably within the hour.

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2 hours ago, RayDog said:

Yes, my ex has a 100.4 degree fever. I last saw her on Monday (but no boom-boom) so she had probably been infected then. She works in a bar and all her friends work  in bars so if she has the coronavirus it is already everywhere here.

She’s passed around a lot more than cv.

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Somebody somewhere is tracking something for this to be possible with the minimal to nonexistent testing and confirmed cases. 

I hope so and I’ve thought the same thing. 

7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I hope it burns to the ground and Ohio State never fields a team ever again. 

Yeah, go fuck yourself. 

58 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Rumor is first Austin cases will be announced tomorrow 

Been hearing that for a week.  Figured it was why they closed SXSW.

7 minutes ago, NateHitch said:

Have a friend that works at medical city in Dallas and he's hearing we're on the verge of a mandatory national month long shutdown, essentially what's happening in Italy right now

I mean nothing would actually surprise me if things go south quickly but anything he's "hearing" is speculation just like at any other office right now.  I don't think someone at medical city has a direct line to Trump or Pence.

Can we start fucking testing please?!

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