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  • I'd just like to point out that neither myself nor any of my fellow nurses, fellow advanced nurse practitioners, and other healthcare providers ever swore an oath that we would lay down our lives for

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Welp, it finally happened. I snapped in public today. I went into work for a bit this morning because I’m trying to figure out the safest way to host physicians we are recruiting given our CV-19 sit

  • I don't really know what to say anymore tbh. What happened last night is hard to put into words for anyone who hasn't worked in a hospital healthcare setting. Just unreal. Everyone is getting fucked.

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1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

This should play well on Fox with the olds.  Die for your country--something Trump was unwilling to do every time he was drafted.  

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The Sanctity of Life Party?

In case you thought the GOP was now anything other than a death cult with Trump playing the part of Jim Jones....


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2 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

It probably makes me an awful person but I wouldn't hate it if all those people got sick and reported back. 

Don't really understand the advice to share it with my parents though. They've already heard all that. 

1 hour ago, lemonlime said:

So basically he's going to give it all to his own companies, his buddies' companies, red states, and Florida.  Then bitch about how NY, NJ, CA fucked up their "Chinese Virus" response.  

It's almost like he's actively trying to destroy the union.

Thanks, Putin.

4 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

This should play well on Fox with the olds.  Die for your country--something Trump was unwilling to do every time he was drafted.  

Let's play name that fallacious reasoning! 

If you guessed false dilemma, you win. 

I didn't realize continuing to work from home meant "sacrificing the country" or ending our way of life forever. 

And these fucks need to stop pretending young people aren't dying from this thing. 

Going out in the mail:
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Wait, so it’s not called the Chinese virus?
1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

for those not watching, someone from npr asked if there was anything in the stimulus package trump absolutely did not want in there.  trump's answer was that he was ok with restricting stock buybacks, and that some democrats and republicans were also in favor of restricting buybacks.

he couldn't name something the horrible democrats put in the bill that he thought was inappropriate.

Because the Rs wrote the whole thing. The Rs didn't have to trade any of their horses for this bill. 

It’s been a week. Jesus Christ. 

Fuck, every single day feels like a week at this point.

It feels like Trump has been president for a gotdamn decade.
Just now, Bama Chick said:


Fuck, every single day feels like a week at this point.

It feels like Trump has been president for a gotdamn decade.

Hey, "we" suffered through 8 years of Barack Hussein Obama, "you" can handle 4+ years of Donald Trump.

22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Going out in the mail:

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Is this was Birx was waving around?  This is going to fix everything?  A mailer?   With no money in it?

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

It’s a briefing on Coronavirus so of course we’re spending time talking about Boeing. 

Trump is just setting up his big decision concerning his 15 day intervention.  He is having to wrestle with huge decisions he must face next week.  Just hard hard decisions that only he has to make next week.  The dumb ass doesn’t realize we all know his moral compass makes this a very easy decision that he has already made. And...we (repubs. and dems.)  already know where this is headed.
 

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In case you thought the GOP was now anything other than a death cult with Trump playing the part of Jim Jones....


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Despite all the shocking developments of the past 3 years, I’m still floored that Bill Fucking Kristol tweets multiple times a day and I agree with every damned one of them.

 
Under 45s vote Democratic by a landslide already. 2016-24 is the GOP's Battle of the Bulge. They're shamelessly willing to take the country down with them.
10 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Did EMAW have this line earlier? @immortal13you up to speed on this too? Been seeing your drive by negs. Gotcha down.

We can't let the smoking gun be a mushroom cloud. 

Despite all the shocking developments of the past 3 years, I’m still floored that Bill Fucking Kristol tweets multiple times a day and I agree with every damned one of them.
It's a crazy world
8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Is this was Birx was waving around?  This is going to fix everything?  A mailer?   With no money in it?

It's the same design as the "15 DAYS TO STOP THE SPREAD" placard that Pence keeps waving around at these press conferences. 

27 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

We’re going to be #1 soon

Yep. And thanks to trump and our terrible food and inadequate health care system, we will blow the world away in the number of American deaths that are coming.

But hey we’re the richest country in the history of the world! For now anyway. 

Kubrick was so right.

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Ugh so awful.

 

I read the story of the nurse who died in her kitchen after refusing one of only 5 tests her clinic had.  That was bad enough.

Just now, JimmyJames said:

Yep. And thanks to trump and our terrible food and inadequate health care system, we will blow the world away in the number of American deaths that are coming.

But hey we’re the richest country in the history of the world! For now anyway. 

Kubrick was so right.

What did he say?

1 minute ago, Message Board User said:

 

I thought gun sales were up?  

Just now, Message Board User said:

 

They should’ve armed themselves.

3 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

In a legal blow to the National Rifle Association, a New York state judge ruled that the gun-rights group can’t stop its former ad agency from cooperating with a state regulatory probe into the NRA’s financial dealings with its own top officials.

The ruling Monday came in response to a lawsuit filed in September by New York Attorney General Letitia James, whose office has been investigating the NRA’s compliance with rules governing nonprofits.

Fuck Holland America.

And the dumbasses who chose to cruise during this can stay their dumb asses on that boat.


1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

It's literally been 3 weeks and 3 days since the GOP went from "It's a hoax" to "can some of y'all die so we can get around this worker bailout?"

7 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

 

there issues are not corona related. if nra gets a bailout, people need to revolt 

There's still a few days for this anti-social distancing wave to go the way of the "let's not watch the NFL" wave. They were so bold and proud at first, then realized so few people were on their side, not even their usual nutcase buddies. And sanity was restored. This is a tougher case because there are policy- and law-makers leading the rush off the cliff...but seems like sanity has a few days to make its case, and the evidence is only going to keep growing...

4 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

What did he say?

My working theory of the Shining is that Jack represents the caretaker (the white man) of the hotel (America), who is basically a contractual slave of the owners of the hotel (the ghosts who control the hotel, ie the top .01 percent of America, the owners). The owners turn his wife (Wendy, part Native American) against him by abusing his son (who shines, representing America’s potential) and then making his wife think he did it (he didn’t) they ply him with alcohol (hi Lloyd), seduce him to cheat on his wife with what turns out to be a hag. Grady (the English, not British, white man, notice the red white bathroom color scheme) on behalf of the owners gets him to murder Hallorann (the black man) and attempt to murder his own family. Why? Because his son and the black man shines. And they don’t want or need that in their own hotel. Don’t want to ruin the party going on for the very rich.

Kind of like trump and the republicans are doing right now to their very own voters. 

Anyway watch the movie again with those symbols in mind. The President (Stuart ullman)  even makes an appearance when he interviews Jack and tells him about the history of the hotel.

Thats my theory anyway. 

There is no peak Trump.  Those idiots are going to be out licking stair railings and filming themselves by Friday.

16 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

My working theory of the Shining is that Jack represents the caretaker (the white man) of the hotel (America), who is basically a contractual slave of the owners of the hotel (the ghosts who control the hotel, ie the top .01 percent of America, the owners). The owners turn his wife (Wendy, part Native American) against him by abusing his son (who shines, representing America’s potential) and then making his wife think he did it (he didn’t) they ply him with alcohol (hi Lloyd), seduce him to cheat on his wife with what turns out to be a hag. Grady (the English, not British, white man, notice the red white bathroom color scheme) on behalf of the owners gets him to murder Hallorann (the black man) and attempt to murder his own family. Why? Because his son and the black man shines. And they don’t want or need that in their own hotel. Don’t want to ruin the party going on for the very rich.

Kind of like trump and the republicans are doing right now to their very own voters. 

Anyway watch the movie again with those symbols in mind. The President (Stuart ullman)  even makes an appearance when he interviews Jack and tells him about the history of the hotel.

Thats my theory anyway. 

You forgot about the part where American pork farmers metaphorically fellate the nation’s tuxedo rental industry.  
 

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It takes real balls to say with a straight face that old people are cool with dying so they're grandkids can have a good economy. I mean, shit. Dan Patrick might take the fucking cake for the most batshit statement uttered and we're really only in week 2 of this crisis. 

Or in other words, the golden god needs its sacrifice.

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9 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

You forgot about the part where American pork farmers metaphorically fellate the nation’s tuxedo rental industry.  
 

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Actually pretty sure that’s George Bush and pedo bear.

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15 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

You forgot about the part where American pork farmers metaphorically fellate the nation’s tuxedo rental industry.  
 

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I thought that was Pence during the press conferences.

"The Democrats want the virus to win?"

 

Says the dumb motherfucker that wants to ease social distancing measures next week and get people back to work.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

We’re going to be #1 soon

We're also going to be #1 in survivors too, hopefully. But no one talks about that. Cut Donnie some slack. He can't comprehend how a 98 % success rate could somehow draw criticism, when this is a time for unity or whatever. Amen.

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