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2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]

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16 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Yes. I read the deadline to register for the run-off is Dec. 7th.

In unrelated news, 1000s of people are "moving" to Georgia this month.

those run-offs are going to be insane considering the power of one's vote is on full display in that state.

Also, it will be framed as Georgia can decide who controls the Senate. (maybe i am wrong, isn't it likely the Senate make up is going to be 50R - 48D going into the run-offs?)

1 minute ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

he holds massive power in this area for the next few years. i bet he starts selling endorsements like crazy.  might as well start immediately.  

I definitely agree he'd be selling endorsements - I just didn't think about it happening before he left office (how naïve of me).   I imagine Ivanka, Don Jr, Eric, and every other relative they can find are going to be earning some hefty consulting fees for their work in the Georgia Senate races.

97K margin in PA. There are a lot of votes left.

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10 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Trump's election day conspiracy is what put this dude over the edge? Really?

Not his support for the Proud Boys during a debate?

Not macing protestors for a photo op?

Not any of his immigration policies?

Way to take a stand Esper. You're  a beacon of hope in these dark times. WTF???

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I definitely agree he'd be selling endorsements - I just didn't think about it happening before he left office (how naïve of me).   I imagine Ivanka, Don Jr, Eric, and every other relative they can find are going to be earning some hefty consulting fees for their work in the Georgia Senate races.

The Trump kids working the GA Senate runoffs may very well work out well for the Democrats.

19 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Slowly watching Biden coming back to win PA and GA is certainly great fun to watch the meltdown on the other side.

 

Death by a thousand paper cuts...  love it. 

2 minutes ago, Longhornmaniac8 said:

97K margin in PA. There are a lot of votes left.

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Finally under 100K

Just now, BrazilHorn said:

Trump's election day conspiracy is what put this dude over the edge? Really?

Not his support for the Proud Boys during a debate?

Not macing protestors for a photo op?

Not any of his immigration policies?

Way to take a stand Esper. You're  a beacon of hope in these dark times. WTF???

Absolutely this. Birks and Esper can go fuck themselves.  Do they really think they're going to be able to sell this shit as a profile in courage?

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6 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Oh there's no doubt Trump will be campaigning. Though, it'll be for Trump and only Trump. If the price is met he can lob a few atta boys their way.

He'll take their money, offer a cursory endorsement and then do absolutely no work to help.

Weekend is on the horizon.  Everyone is drinking
Tom Herman says hold my beer.
8 minutes ago, yoladu said:

those run-offs are going to be insane considering the power of one's vote is on full display in that state.

Also, it will be framed as Georgia can decide who controls the Senate. (maybe i am wrong, isn't it likely the Senate make up is going to be 50R - 48D going into the run-offs?)

We should start a gofundme alcohol fund for the GA dems.  We're finally all getting a break from the swarm of tv ads, texts and emails and they're going to be blitzed 24/7 for the next 2 months.  

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2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Finally under 100K

Hardly seems real.  Woke up the day after Election Day, seeing PA at Biden -600k votes, and feeling absolutely dejected.

Now he's going to win this shit.  Lets go Biden.

2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Death by a thousand paper cuts...  love it. 

This inexorable blue shift is delicious and seeing dotard squirm and flail almost makes up for us not getting the repudiation we wanted. 

4 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

The Trump kids working the GA Senate runoffs may very well work out well for the Democrats.

Don Jr will take payment in cocaine. 

5 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

The Trump kids working the GA Senate runoffs may very well work out well for the Democrats.

Sadly, I don't think they'd actually be doing anything - just collecting their 10% and forwarding the rest on to their father.

I'll never understand republican double speak. That's exactly what's happening Tom. Fuck off insinuating that it's not.

15 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

And you have to wonder about turnout if their orange-god isn't actually on the ballot.

And likely blaming the two candidates if he loses in GA.

3 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

This inexorable blue shift is delicious and seeing dotard squirm and flail almost makes up for us not getting the repudiation we wanted. 

It is a nice consolation prize. It feels good to watch his degenerate base freak out and knowing that they’re powerless to help him. All they have left is the conspiracy theories they rely on to get through their miserable day to day lives. Fucking losers.

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Hardly seems real.  Woke up the day after Election Day, seeing PA at Biden -600k votes, and feeling absolutely dejected.

Now he's going to win this shit.  Lets go Biden.

do you even red mirage bro

21 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

See below.

17 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I'll go ahead and assume he was ordered to bomb vote counting locations. 

 

12 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I'm guessing he was told to mobilize the armed forces and start taking over sec of states' offices. If he feels that strongly, he should not resign and delay as much as possible. The second he is gone, Stephen Miller or some other odious toady who will obey without question will be "appointed."

 

It's quite likely something like this was the case -- Trump was barking at him to deploy the military to influence the vote counting in some way.

By the way, absent an actual insurrection to put down, that would be an illegal order, and any soldier who followed it would be acting illegally and would be subject to prosecution per the UCMJ.  

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

 

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Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

PTSD from 2016.

That's fair

Just now, Brisketexan said:

See below.

 

It's quite likely something like this was the case -- Trump was barking at him to deploy the military to influence the vote counting in some way.

By the way, absent an actual insurrection to put down, that would be an illegal order, and any soldier who followed it would be acting illegally and would be subject to prosecution per the UCMJ.  

Or like any rat, he is grift is up. He was a lobbyist for Raytheon. Did his Grift, benefitted financially, and now going back to Raytheon

Turned on CNN on the office TV thinking I'd have it on background noise in case something gets called. Within 10 seconds some commentator dweeb said quasi, pronounced "cway-zigh" and I instantly switched back to spotify.

 

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Just Philadelphia.  I wonder why.

Lawyers like hu-ohgies.

3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

Good Lord, Candace Owens thinks the Trump Admin sues too much. 

19 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Esper's throwing all his shit in a Kubelwagen and screaming off to the west to surrender to the Americans.

How many paintings and pieces of silverware did he steal on his way out?

2 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Biden about to make a statement

Pretty short and sweet. Just once again said that counting is still underway, nothing is official until the counts are done, but confident that Biden/Harris ticket will be declared winners.

Just now, Bama Chick said:

What’s that smell?
 

 


Desperation.

 

 

"Our"

 

Trump's mistake was letting the election happen in the first place. Those pesky voters.

28 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

Probably asked to nuke Philadelphia.

Just now, Bama Chick said:

What’s that smell?
 

 


Desperation.

 

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Just now, Macanudo said:

How many paintings and pieces of silverware did he steal on his way out?

"Quatsch, Dere Iss Noo Time For Dat!!!"

It'll all get scooped up by the forced-labor Ukrainians, who will be Hungarian Counts by the time they open their gallery in Manhattan.

So it took somewhere around 18 hours for Pennsylvania to go from a 200k gap to 100k.

You know, if you're scheduling things. 

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

What’s that smell?
 

 


Desperation.

 

Desperation is an awful cologne. 

7 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

Probably already in North Korea or Russia with all the sensitive information he could gather for barter just to be safe.

“Y’all are crazy! Quit saying things are going to get violent! Don’t be a kook!”.

Me, an Alabama woman who voted for Joe Biden - “You sure about that?”.


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