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34 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

it's stuck recalculating my total. credit card out and waiting, trump.

The Kremlin verifies the transaction first, copies it and then sends it to Trump's campaign contribution feed where a Chinese worker manually writes down your credit card information before uploading it to the dark web for resale, and finally winds up at a Trump golf course processing center.  Lots of interruptions. After the purchase, I'd verify the actual transaction before canceling the card and burning it. 

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3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

You can display it next to your deck of Iraq's Most Wanted playing cards. 

That were created only for the media and never actually distributed to fighting forces. 

11 minutes ago, Lurch said:

I look forward to you opening a box with nothing but an ill fitting MAGA hat in 4-6 weeks.

An Asian lady sells those at a kiosk in Union Station.

24 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i finally got the goddamn shipping to calculate. i hit place order again and i got another

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if i've somehow managed to buy 3 of these, i can't decide if i'm pleased with myself or pissed

You paid for three but you'll get 17.

You guys are killing it this morning. I'm handing out rep left and right.

I knew Trump would at least be a boon to American comedy.

Just now, Lurch said:

 

or an NFL commemorative, circular patch of a player kneeling with a bar going across it.

now i think the whole site is just crashed. how disappointing

Lulz!  You can give them praise....from their feedback link  on the side.

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2 minutes ago, plimon said:

Lulz!  You can give them praise....from their feedback link  on the side.

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1 minute ago, plimon said:

Lulz!  You can give them praise....from their feedback link  on the side.

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That link goes straight to Trump's e-mail. He reads those during his regular self pleasuring moments. 

1 hour ago, Dr. Teeth said:

They should probably lower the price to take care of that demand. Trumpconomics.

“Here’s a little economics lesson: supply and demand. You put the supply out there and the demand will follow,” Perry said, according to a reporter on the scene.

dammit, i thought i was through, then i got a new one:

HTTP/1.1 Server Too Busy

4 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Was hoping for Amazon Locker as a shipping option. Alas...

Your shipping choices will be everything BUT Amazon and USPS.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Your shipping choices will be everything BUT Amazon and USPS.

Was going to go for the Amazon Locker IN Whole Foods double whammy.

Wait, are there two versions of the coin? I see $20 and $60 price points.

15 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Was going to go for the Amazon Locker IN Whole Foods double whammy.

Wait, are there two versions of the coin? I see $20 and $60 price points.

$20, $60 whatever it takes.

 

4 hours ago, Anastasis said:

LOL, god the personality disorders.

 

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STILL NOT SICK OF #WINNING!

He's already paid for 2 Trump abortions and the payoff for a NDA.

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Seems like Hayden should at least be the beneficiary of a porn star reach-around.  Or maybe Sarah.

Hayden is going to end up with a $4,000 charge on his credit card.
What the hell am I going to do with 40 subscriptions to vibe?
10 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:
recalculating... recalculating...

+1 for the call back. 

4 hours ago, crackamacgowski said:

 

Incidentally, this is still active on the White House twitter account. The mistake was pretty much immediately called out when it was posted 17 hours ago. 

32 minutes ago, Pods said:

Incidentally, this is still active on the White House twitter account. The mistake was pretty much immediately called out when it was posted 17 hours ago. 

Turns out it wasn't a mistake. 

Just now, Mojo Hand said:

Turns out it wasn't a mistake. 

Yeah, I was tempted to write "mistake" instead. 

Bunch of amateur criminals.

 

At least be bad ass have your shit together type criminals.

 

5 minutes ago, texas08 said:

Bunch of amateur criminals.

 

At least be bad ass have your shit together type criminals.

 

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Therefore, please let this letter serve to represent that the Singapore summit, for the good of both parties, but to the detriment of the world, will not take place.

What does the above sentence from the letter mean? Do the interests of "both parties" contradict those of "the world"?

The rest of the letter is breathtaking in its extreme Mano-a-mano narcissism.

Regarding the coin, I repeatedly get the "504 Gateway Time-out" message.

 

7 minutes ago, AeroHorn said:

What does the above sentence from the letter mean? Do the interests of "both parties" contradict those of "the world"?

I don't think it means anything to Donald.  He writes like a kid trying to meet the minimum word requirement on his take-home essay test.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I don't think it means anything to Donald.  He writes like a kid trying to meet the minimum word requirement on his take-home essay test.

This post is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very accurate.

10 minutes ago, AeroHorn said:

I repeatedly get the "504 Gateway Time-out" message.

Drumpf tying up all the WH bandwidth with his twitters.

Edited by RPM

This post is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very accurate.


Onomatopoeia.
4 minutes ago, crackamacgowski said:

 


Onomatopoeia.

 

<desperately trying to find the best way to work "your mom" and "ono ma topoeia" into the discussion>

On your mom I peeda.  Or something like that.

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

<desperately trying to find the best way to work "your mom" and "ono ma topoeia" into the discussion>

Woof.

28 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

<desperately trying to find the best way to work "your mom" and "ono ma topoeia" into the discussion>

Ee-err, ee-err, sound of the bed. Beat it up, beat it up, then I get some head.

/2Chainz

CNN ran the story that said Trump dictated every word of the letter and it was written exactly as he dictated. I was like no shit, who else in the White House writes like an idiot.

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5 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

the damn white house gift shop website is laggy

this made me chuckle:

If Summit Does Not Occur You can Request a Refund but Most Supporters Have Said They Want This Heirloom of

Political History Regardless of Outcome.

I’m amazed they didn’t call it a ‘hairloom’.  

2 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

What did the white house claim?

They claimed that they were told that lot's of people, top people, the best people using their cyber, predicted unprecedented wealth for all parties except the wealthy. #MAGA 

Well what I'm trying to figure out is Total additional deficit = y, and y = $2.5t + x.  I'm trying to solve for x because I really want to start using that y number with my family, who 2 short years ago were beside themselves at how irresponsible deficits are.  I plan to drop that new number every single time they ever want to talk about politics ever again.

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