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Trigger Warning: The story has videos, images, and details of a particular kink that readers may find uncomfortable.

There are people out there with a lot of weird kinks. None quite as weird a 21-year-old girl from Austin Texas, who has been grabbing eyeballs for pretending to be a dog in her social media videos. Jenna Phillips goes by the name Yourpuppygirljena on her social media accounts including TikTok, Twitter, Instagram.

https://life.shared.com/girl-left-her-regular-job-to-pretend-to-be-a-dog-and-earns-6-figures-now-per-month

 

 

6 figures a month drinking water out of a dog bowl on Tik Tok? bullshit. 

 

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6 figures a month is probably going to require one of these bad boys and a webcam. 

Edited by Blotto

29 minutes ago, taco said:

Trigger Warning: The story has videos, images, and details of a particular kink that readers may find uncomfortable.

There are people out there with a lot of weird kinks. None quite as weird a 21-year-old girl from Austin Texas, who has been grabbing eyeballs for pretending to be a dog in her social media videos. Jenna Phillips goes by the name Yourpuppygirljena on her social media accounts including TikTok, Twitter, Instagram.

https://life.shared.com/girl-left-her-regular-job-to-pretend-to-be-a-dog-and-earns-6-figures-now-per-month

 

 

you just stumbled across that somehow I bet, right? 

23 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I was going to post that I have the weirdest boner right now, but nah, it's a completely normal boner.

Red rocket?

This part of the internet frightens me because I'm not sure if it's an elaborate hoax or not

29 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

This part of the internet frightens me because I'm not sure if it's an elaborate hoax or not

Post a photo of a woman in your life, ask for tribute pics in return, and you'll learn the answer.

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

6 figures a month drinking water out of a dog bowl on Tik Tok? bullshit.

1,000 pesos is 6 figures if you count the centavos.

Just in: Whores make money being whores 

News at 9 

 

1 hour ago, Harrison Stafford said:

She likes it doggy style.

and she likes it ruff!

Ruff, ruff, ruff

We're gonna need more peanut butter. 

We'll know if she's truly committed to this gig if she starts eating cat shit that she finds out in the yard. 

7 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

She don’t eat meat but she sure likes the bone. 

 

And we ended up with FitLump posting in our midst. Someone direct her to Surly. 

People suspect all her videos are catering to a fetish community online."

That's damn good policework there Lou.

 

1 hour ago, Somnio said:

Oh my....

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The first thing I noticed was the Arcade1Up machine in the corner.

Fuck.

Is smearing my balls and taint with peanut butter included, or is that an up charge?

I’m just upset that the stupid writer/editor thought a trigger warning was worth using. But I guess any use of one would go in the trivial things that annoy you thread. 

My 5 year old has been living out her life unashamedly as a cat for 2 years. She’s not slow or anything, she knows she’s not actually a cat and is just pretending, but it’s all day, every day. 

I’m not sure if stories like this should inspire me and let me know she has a future career path out of that, or worry me that apparently this behavior might turn her into a whore at some point in time down the line. 

Reverse butterface.

I assume you saw her twitter banner pic. Doesn’t even look like the same person. I don’t know how you reconcile that face with that body.
1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

My 5 year old has been living out her life unashamedly as a cat for 2 years. She’s not slow or anything, she knows she’s not actually a cat and is just pretending, but it’s all day, every day. 

I’m not sure if stories like this should inspire me and let me know she has a future career path out of that, or worry me that apparently this behavior might turn her into a whore at some point in time down the line. 

Well, I mean, "whore" IS a career.  And these days, it seems to be a relatively honorable one.

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

My 5 year old has been living out her life unashamedly as a cat for 2 years. She’s not slow or anything, she knows she’s not actually a cat and is just pretending, but it’s all day, every day. 

I’m not sure if stories like this should inspire me and let me know she has a future career path out of that, or worry me that apparently this behavior might turn her into a whore at some point in time down the line. 

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The city will hire her within 2 or 3 weeks and she'll make $100K+.  Just like the Director of Bicycling. 

It's the way we roll.

13 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


I assume you saw her twitter banner pic. Doesn’t even look like the same person. I don’t know how you reconcile that face with that body.

I was looking at the pic in post #30 above.  Major slumpbuster body with a pretty face.  Very Meg Tirrellesque...

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19 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, I mean, "whore" IS a career.  And these days, it seems to be a relatively honorable one.

"Whore"... "Politician"... what's the difference?

The fact that stories like this aren’t even surprising anymore is a bad sign.....

There aren’t enough shakes of the head or WTFs that can explain or justify just how goddam stupid the world has become. 

9 hours ago, Cajun said:

I was looking at the pic in post #30 above.  Major slumpbuster body with a pretty face.  Very Meg Tirrellesque...

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There's nothing more dangerous to a drinkin man than a fat girl with a pretty face. 

4 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

There's nothing more dangerous to a drinkin man than a fat girl with a pretty face. 

Agreed!  I've been in that trap for 9 years now.  Not exactly struggling, though.

4 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

There's nothing more dangerous to a drinkin man than a fat girl with a pretty face. 

Yeah....I'd still give ole Meg a call.  How YOU doin?

On 7/16/2020 at 9:30 AM, Brisketexan said:

Well, I mean, "whore" IS a career.  And these days, it seems to be a relatively honorable  popular one.

Fixed it.

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This should say scratching post.  "Keep her off the scratching post."

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