Ewers or Bust- Lord have mercy I’m bout to bust

[StassneyHorn 6407]

19 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

I generally don’t stick penny up there.  

Or penis

[40acredropout 2901]

For real though, can we get a play-by-play of how the petition handoff went down and how impactful it has been in the decision? 

I was chastised and told I was a dipshit for expressing my disapproval so I want to hear how wrong I was.

[Huckleberry 32144]

Just now, 40acredropout said:

For real though, can we get a play-by-play of how the petition handoff went down and how impactful it has been in the decision? 

I was chastised and told I was a dipshit for expressing my disapproval so I want to hear how wrong I was.

The issue is that you're the only one who gives a shit about it.

[mr. sunshine 2819]

1 minute ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Pretty sure they each did, in fact, order the same thing, if that's what you're talking about.

I think he’s saying that you could chew on anything in that picture and feel pretty well satisfied 

[TankedBevo 2462]

5 minutes ago, Big_kat said:

Side note: Lavell Crawford is a goddamn treasure 

[Bevo 13418]

11 minutes ago, Big_kat said:

Doing my part. Frying up as we speak. 

 

Are you sure those aren't potato latkes

Edited December 13, 2021 by Bevo

[Deej 76081]

3 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

I think he’s saying that you could chew on anything in that picture and feel pretty well satisfied 

Uncle Boobs?

[VirginiaLonghorn 4717]

13 minutes ago, Big_kat said:

Doing my part. Frying up as we speak. 

Chicken Fried Hamburgers is a new one on me.  Tasty looking, though … 👍🏻

[ztejas 42744]

I'm with a couple of y'all. I could tell @Tree Fidy's wife was fine just from the chin down and want a better picture because rules. 

[HenryJames 64908]

11 minutes ago, Ashley Schaeffer said:

Don't have CFS where I live had to eat ass instead.

[Tree Fidy 1196]

Pretty sure they each did, in fact, order the same thing, if that's what you're talking about.

Nope, she had the chicken tenders.

[40acredropout 2901]

8 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

The issue is that you're the only one who gives a shit about it.

I don't think I'm the only one who thinks that a petition was going to do anything but make us look desperately aggy. 

[40acredropout 2901]

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Edited December 13, 2021 by 40acredropout
dp, furk

[UncleBuck 6441]

Uncle Boobs?

[Huckleberry 32144]

Just now, 40acredropout said:

I don't think I'm the only one who thinks that a petition was going to do anything but make us look desperately aggy. 

Yes, we're all aware that the only reason you haven't stopped bringing it up is because you care too much what other people think about Texas fans. Being a dropout isn't an issue, we welcome so called t-shirt fans. But we're just about all filled up on fans who act like middle school girls so pull yourself together. 

[Harvdog 2266]

21 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

You mother fuckers are going to make me go get a CFS. 

That will help get the taste of ass out of your mouth

[Big_kat 334]

12 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Chicken Fried Hamburgers is a new one on me.  Tasty looking, though … 👍🏻

[THUJONE 4550]

This is either the worst, or possibly the best thread ever on this stupid, cursed site. 

[deech 2222]

2 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

This is either the worst, or possibly the best thread ever on this stupid, cursed site. 

Please.  We've done both worse and better than this before.  

Edited December 13, 2021 by deech

[BurntOrange&White 38710]

 

 

[Murfdogg21 4394]

11 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yes, we're all aware that the only reason you haven't stopped bringing it up is because you care too much what other people think about Texas fans. Being a dropout isn't an issue, we welcome so called t-shirt fans. But we're just about all filled up on fans who act like middle school girls so pull yourself together. 

What if those other people are 5 star recruits, including Arch Manning, and opposing coaches recruiting against us by pointing out how desperate and pathetically thirsty we are for playing immature games in a vain attempt to obtain the ever changing affection of an 18 year old?

[UnhappilyMarried 808]

3 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

This is either the worst, or possibly the best thread ever on this stupid, cursed site. 

Lest we forget the matching of drapes and office furniture to every resort in the hill country based on a standard definition video 

[Rip76 4871]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

Hmmm 

[Kermit 3081]

3 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

What if those other people are 5 star recruits, including Arch Manning, and opposing coaches recruiting against us by pointing out how desperate and pathetically thirsty we are for playing immature games in a vain attempt to obtain the ever changing affection of an 18 year old?

Isn’t that basically recruiting in general?

[hobbs 238]

I actually went to Grandy's today, for karma purposes and because this goofy ass thread made me hungry.

It f'in sucks, but I felt compelled to eat most of it...and did. Will not be back, unless absolutely necessary for Arch.

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[Big_kat 334]

3 minutes ago, hobbs said:

I actually went to Grandy's today, for karma purposes and because this goofy ass thread made me hungry.

It f'in sucks, but I felt compelled to eat most of it...and did. Will not be back, unless absolutely necessary for Arch.

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Your doing god’s work son. 

[Huckleberry 32144]

5 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

What if those other people are 5 star recruits, including Arch Manning, and opposing coaches recruiting against us by pointing out how desperate and pathetically thirsty we are for playing immature games in a vain attempt to obtain the ever changing affection of an 18 year old?

If you're insecure enough to think that angle is going to affect those recruitments then nobody will be able to stop you. That's a great pitch, though, I'm sure they use it all the time. "How can you go there? Their fans care too much."

You should be a recruiting coordinator.

[Getafix 28358]

34 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

For real though, can we get a play-by-play of how the petition handoff went down and how impactful it has been in the decision? 

I was chastised and told I was a dipshit for expressing my disapproval so I want to hear how wrong I was.

 

Here's the final copy of the petition that was given Ewers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Beau Vine 53625]

14 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

This is either the worst, or possibly the best thread ever on this stupid, cursed site. 

Definitely not the best.

[Beau Vine 53625]

5 minutes ago, hobbs said:

I actually went to Grandy's today, for karma purposes and because this goofy ass thread made me hungry.

It f'in sucks, but I felt compelled to eat most of it...and did. Will not be back, unless absolutely necessary for Arch.

Sent from my SM-G991U using Tapatalk
 

Did Grandy's go to hell in the last 30 years, or does it seem shitty now because I'm no longer poor?

[hobbs 238]

Did Grandy's go to hell in the last 30 years, or does it seem shitty now because I'm no longer poor?

Today was the first time I've been in 30+ years and it's a f'in abomination.

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[SarkAfterDark 1683]

1 hour ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

He said it because its starting to leak. Croots are talking, apparently one of our players spilled the beans on instagram as well

I'm pretty sure that was Ketch's "little birdie"

[dcar00 13861]

14 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

What if those other people are 5 star recruits, including Arch Manning, and opposing coaches recruiting against us by pointing out how desperate and pathetically thirsty we are for playing immature games in a vain attempt to obtain the ever changing affection of an 18 year old?

you are way overestimating the brains of 18 year olds.

[Junior Bonner 6209]

44 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Or penis

Generally...

[Horn Dog 9459]

12 minutes ago, hobbs said:

I actually went to Grandy's today, for karma purposes and because this goofy ass thread made me hungry.

 

 

[Bigbend1812 12864]

8 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Here's the final copy of the petition that was given Ewers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Treefidy 1462]

39 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Or penis

Mrs Fidy doesn’t go there, it’s been 29 years.  The other night though right in the middle of things after too many drinks she turned over and  went ass in the air face down.   I was shocked and surprised and didn’t know exactly what to do, so I plowed in tongue first, ate it all like ketch with a cream pie.

Next morning I still had a shit eating grin but didn’t mention it, she said she was too drunk to remember much.   Now I know the recipe, vodka sodas until her ass floats.  

[dcar00 13861]

12 minutes ago, hobbs said:

I actually went to Grandy's today, for karma purposes and because this goofy ass thread made me hungry.

It f'in sucks, but I felt compelled to eat most of it...and did. Will not be back, unless absolutely necessary for Arch.

Sent from my SM-G991U using Tapatalk
 

good news, Arch's recruitment thread food will be seafood gumbo which can't be obtained through quasi fast food joints.

[40acredropout 2901]

FOMO made me cave.  Shoal Creek Saloon carry out.  It’s not much but it’s an honest dinner.

[TrashMaster G 17263]

1 hour ago, Hookem2147 said:

I think Quinn is waiting for the petition to hit a certain number of signatures

Internet petitions are serious bidness.

[hobbs 238]

good news, Arch's recruitment thread food will be seafood gumbo which can't be obtained through quasi fast food joints.

True, thank goodness. Will gladly trek to NOLA for Arch-karma dinner at Upperline (if it ever re-opens)...actually saw Archie there on last visit. It's a tad better than Grandy's.

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[Deej 76081]

2 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

FOMO made me cave.  Shoal Creek Saloon carry out.  It’s not much but it’s an honest dinner.

That CFS needs to tuck that one green bean.

 

[Wulaw Horn 18917]

12 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Did Grandy's go to hell in the last 30 years, or does it seem shitty now because I'm no longer poor?

Yes. 

[WinningIsHard 3941]

11 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

What if those other people are 5 star recruits, including Arch Manning, and opposing coaches recruiting against us by pointing out how desperate and pathetically thirsty we are for playing immature games in a vain attempt to obtain the ever changing affection of an 18 year old?

Well Quinn is 19 so all that shit you typed matters not. You think they glossed over not winning the big 12 since 09, no first round draft picks since 2013, losing to Kansas twice in the last 5 years and decided to use an online petition as a way to negatively recruit us? That’s laughable at best and when you have wandered a barren desert for as long as we have who gives a fuck lol. 

[Hookem2147 20811]

 

[Tex-19 2868]

Genuine curiosity - if this is a done deal, what's Quinn waiting for at this point? Feel like I'd be ready to put it to bed if I were him

[Michael Knight 12663]

24 minutes ago, Murfdogg21 said:

What if those other people are 5 star recruits, including Arch Manning, and opposing coaches recruiting against us by pointing out how desperate and pathetically thirsty we are for playing immature games in a vain attempt to obtain the ever changing affection of an 18 year old?

Hey guys murfdogg21 is too good to beg

[40acredropout 2901]

41 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yes, we're all aware that the only reason you haven't stopped bringing it up is because you care too much what other people think about Texas fans. Being a dropout isn't an issue, we welcome so called t-shirt fans. But we're just about all filled up on fans who act like middle school girls so pull yourself together. 

Fuck dude.  I thought I was going to survive the second dropout dig but the middle school girl one was the haymaker that did me in. 

I'll go back and study the Surly bylaw that says I shouldn't voice an opinion about something being aggy and lame as fuck.  I'm seriously here to eat crow though-  if the petition moved the needle then I sure hope we get to hear about it.  But if it didn't and I am right, I'll stop trying to be such a little bitch about it.

Edited December 13, 2021 by 40acredropout

[Deej 76081]

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

if this is a done deal, what's Quinn waiting for at this point?

Nicole nudes and Uber Eats delivering a chicken fried steak.

[fatheryeet 1531]

Genuine curiosity - if this is a done deal, what's Quinn waiting for at this point? Feel like I'd be ready to put it to bed if I were him

Maybe they want three consecutive days of commits?