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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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24 minutes ago, pacman said:

Only the best lawyers....

 

 

JFC, I called right now on a goof while taking a piss and she fucking answered.  Who answers a "unknown caller" right after appearing in NYSC.  I was just gonna leave a funny VM but she caught me off guard.  I pissed on the seat.  She must be in real high demand.

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JFC, I called right now on a goof while taking a piss and she fucking answered.  Who answers a "unknown caller" right after appearing in NYSC.  I was just gonna leave a funny VM but she caught me off guard.  I pissed on the seat.  She must be in real high demand.

Please dont do that anymore
9 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


Please dont do that anymore

Do what?  

Does not meet the usual qualifications for a female Trump lawyer.

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

JFC, I called right now on a goof while taking a piss and she fucking answered.  Who answers a "unknown caller" right after appearing in NYSC.  I was just gonna leave a funny VM but she caught me off guard.  I pissed on the seat.  She must be in real high demand.

Why did you not record this!

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Does not meet the usual qualifications for a female Trump lawyer.

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You mean to say this woman is intelligent, wise, and credible?

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3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Does not meet the usual qualifications for a female Trump lawyer.

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I'm outta rep and stressed as fuck after my daughter's school lockdown............but you just made me laugh for the first time in a few hours and I'm a man who needs his giggles.  God bless.  Plus, I quit drinking and switched to Sanka...so.......have a heart.  

23 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Does not meet the usual qualifications for a female Trump lawyer.

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Will never get fox news gig being that ugly

The only time she'll be on FoxNews is when she's racing Laura Ingraham and Ann Coulter for the Belmont Stakes.

Remember when "patriot" didn't mean traitor?  Yeah, me too.

6 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Remember when "patriot" didn't mean traitor?  Yeah, me too.

It's been a minute.

I’m sure Storm has no referential meaning or relation to Stormfront, the preeminent white supremacist website. Probably just a coincidence 

I don't harass.  I speak in plain English posing as either a reporter from the UK Independent named Trent Crimm looking for secondary/Background for a story we're running or pose as a potential client named Sol Rosenberg (and my accent is fucking nails).  Just shit I do while waiting in traffic or taking a dump.  But never any harassment at all, no threats, nothing of the sort.  Just good old fashioned 'fucking with'      You'd be shocked, appalled even, how many staffers or high profile folks themselves call me back to see what's what.  They either want my business or to explain their side of the story before we go to print.  Just like at my square day job, people are dying to tell you the truth...they just need some cajoling.  

Of the dozens I've placed, probably 20 Reps/Senators/Attorneys/LtGovs have called me back...which is insane they pay this much attention to weird callers.  Which I guess is their base.  My favorite is that out of all those calls, only one senior staffer noticed my name, Trent Crimm was from Ted Lasso.  I said I was from the Texas bureau but she saw through it.  She'll probably be fired by month's end.  It's juvenile but so is the fact they never bother to look up my phone number and notice I'm on dozens of political phone rolls and rosters.  But I never harass or threaten, I openly mock but they don't get it.  I'm a slightly more asshole-ish Jason Selvig with slightly better hair.  

5 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I don't harass.  I speak in plain English posing as either a reporter from the UK Independent named Trent Crimm looking for secondary/Background for a story we're running or pose as a potential client named Sol Rosenberg (and my accent is fucking nails).  Just shit I do while waiting in traffic or taking a dump.  But never any harassment at all, no threats, nothing of the sort.  Just good old fashioned 'fucking with'      You'd be shocked, appalled even, how many staffers or high profile folks themselves call me back to see what's what.  They either want my business or to explain their side of the story before we go to print.  Just like at my square day job, people are dying to tell you the truth...they just need some cajoling.  

Of the dozens I've placed, probably 20 Reps/Senators/Attorneys/LtGovs have called me back...which is insane they pay this much attention to weird callers.  Which I guess is their base.  My favorite is that out of all those calls, only one senior staffer noticed my name, Trent Crimm was from Ted Lasso.  I said I was from the Texas bureau but she saw through it.  She'll probably be fired by month's end.  It's juvenile but so is the fact they never bother to look up my phone number and notice I'm on dozens of political phone rolls and rosters.  But I never harass or threaten, I openly mock but they don't get it.  I'm a slightly more asshole-ish Jason Selvig with slightly better hair.  

Next time, pick a character name from a book. You'll be safe from detection then.

3 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Next time, pick a character name from a book. You'll be safe from detection then.

Yeah, but the only two books I ever read were "The Art of the Deal" and the Bible.  And I didn't actually read the Bible, I just say that at rallies.

Yeah, but the only two books I ever read were "The Art of the Deal" and the Bible.  And I didn't actually read the Bible, I just say that at rallies.

Jesús might work.
3 minutes ago, TexPx said:


Jesús might work.

Jesus Yahweh

 Most staffers wouldn't get it.

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Does not meet the usual qualifications for a female Trump lawyer.

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She looks like Marv Albert fucked a quarter house to spark his broadcasting comeback in the WNBA 

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Does not meet the usual qualifications for a female Trump lawyer.

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Peter Frampton looks like shit. 

3 hours ago, Poolflood said:

Will never get fox news gig being that ugly

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The government's reply to Trump's response to the motion to stay the injunction.  https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/64911367/88/trump-v-united-states/

It's sharp.  It puts the lie to the sniveling and equivocation about declassification and personal records under the PRA.

My first mentor advised that judges often read the "reply" (in the motion/response/reply cycle) first, as it really separates the wheat from the chaff.  I have had multiple judges confirm that.

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6 hours ago, pacman said:

Only the best lawyers....

 

 

 

can he use his PAC money to pay his lawyers ?  he's really putting himself in a bind with the current group of idiot lawyers. hell, im sure some cult members would represent him for free just to be close to him. 

7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The government's reply to Trump's response to the motion to stay the injunction.  https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/64911367/88/trump-v-united-states/

It's sharp.  It puts the lie to the sniveling and equivocation about declassification and personal records under the PRA.

My first mentor advised that judges often read the "reply" (in the motion/response/reply cycle) first, as it really separates the wheat from the chaff.  I have had multiple judges confirm that.

When I clerked on the stupid 11th circuit I would often read the reply briefs first. 

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I'm outta rep and stressed as fuck after my daughter's school lockdown............but you just made me laugh for the first time in a few hours and I'm a man who needs his giggles.  God bless.  Plus, I quit drinking and switched to Sanka...so.......have a heart.  
That's another perfect time to work through stress and learn to cope without drugs or alcohol. Gotta be there and have clear faculties should shit go down...

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That is fantastic and the best one I've seen all day.  What makes it more glorious is that I spoke with her earlier today and her voice sounds like Steven Wright now that I think about it.


"I put a Trump conviction and a Trump acquittal in the same room and let 'em fight it out."  

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I dont think I’ve ever seen him smile otherwise dead ringer

7 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Does not meet the usual qualifications for a female Trump lawyer.

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4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Next time, pick a character name from a book. You'll be safe from detection then.

“ Thank you so much for your input Miss Havisham…”

13 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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dammit, outta rep again..................but so fucking spot on.  Sleep well tonight knowing you are clever beyond your years.  Also, let's be honest...the right hand is asleep in her photo and comes alive at night to rummage around old estate sales for wares and curio's

1 minute ago, brakeman said:

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Dammit, Dan Patrick...get back here so we can order.  Yes, it's a Hardee's.  You can order whatever you like when you get back in the car before the media take photos.  What?  No, the arrow is not pointing to 'Subway Penis'.......it says 'Subpoenas'.......yes I know the expression 'my eyes were bigger than my stomach'....but that is NOT HELPING RIGHT NOW.  Get the fuck back in the truck!"          /RNC

8 hours ago, YGIFS said:

JFC, I called right now on a goof while taking a piss and she fucking answered.  Who answers a "unknown caller" right after appearing in NYSC.  I was just gonna leave a funny VM but she caught me off guard.  I pissed on the seat.  She must be in real high demand.

7 hours ago, Red Five said:

Yep it's Lobo alright. 

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7 hours ago, Red Five said:

Yep it's Lobo alright. 

Only took ya' a full month, my complete deconstruction on another DT support thread, and literally 37 other mentions of me under the search feature calling out my previous username.  Goddamn you're good Colombo.  But there's just one more thing ;)  

I came back for support but I'm sticking around for the ketchup stained documents of death.  Plus, Don Jr. owes me a teener.  

I've never walked a course for maintenance purposes.  Is it common for the owner/GM/execs to wear golf shoes or do you just wear regular dress shoes?  

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6 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

First Trump tried to bribe another country, and you said nothing

Then Trump tried to coherence an AG into finding votes, and you said nothing

Then Trump orchestrated the first coup in US history, and you said nothing

Then Trump stole top secret documents, and you said nothing

When they come for you, i won't defend you...burn in hell witch...

 

14 hours ago, Poolflood said:

Will never get fox news gig being that ugly

Laura Ingram says neigh.

8 hours ago, brakeman said:

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My suspicion is that the guys without their hands on their hips are FBI plants.  At least I hope so.  The good news is that in athletics, hands on hips shows you are tired of what is happening.

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17 hours ago, Sawbonz said:


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Are you in my class? 
 

I am today. 

32 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

My suspicion is that the guys without their hands on their hips are FBI plants.  At least I hope so.  The good news is that in athletics, hands on hips shows you are tired of what is happening.

Yep.  Shifting from sports to movies, good acting and blocking should be able tell the story without dialogue.  In this scene, Trump is ranting about something and his sycophants are trying to look as concerned.  You can almost see the heads slowly nodding and the twisted frowns. Notice the three on the right turn away from his gaze. He's asking for something they can't provide.  

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