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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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13 hours ago, brown water said:

DJT. Barron, can you help me out and get on your knees when we’re together?
Barron. Is this what Ivanka was talking about?

I shot a deer in the head, skinned and quartered it at age 12.

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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4 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

His role is Alien 3 was pretty solid. Directors cut of course 

You’re telling us there was a sequel to Aliens…

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21 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

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“Baron…. Steve Bannon keeps saying “Hodor.”  He was traumatized when the whores got a look at him and left his hotel room as he tried to block them.   “Whore door…”

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39 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

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I think that;'s the drummer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.  

Fucking A, I’m dying.

I love at the end his adorable frustration with "integrity of THE VOTE," like he could decide whether to put the emphasis on "the" or "vote."

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You know, I never really paused enough to realize how weird is must be when Trump asks the daughter he sexually molested if is "Defiled" is a better word than "Defied"?  

But yeah, just typical Lobo "we're living in a simulation" redundancy.  I mean that's a thing, to be sure.  But watch that clip with Ivanka's commentary and tell me with a straight face that any of this is real.  

 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Fucking A, I’m dying.

I love at the end his adorable frustration with "integrity of THE VOTE," like he could decide whether to put the emphasis on "the" or "vote."

Well it sure wasn’t going to be integrity…

10 minutes ago, brown water said:

Well it sure wasn’t going to be integrity…

Hi-yo!

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3 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Did she sing to them????

10 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

I shot a deer in the head, skinned and quartered it at age 12.

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I pulled the heart out of a deer carcass at age 9.  And I don't hunt.  

17 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

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username checks out

4 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I pulled the heart out of a deer carcass at age 9.  And I don't hunt.  

Once I killed a gopher with a stick. 

6 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Good sign of strong leadership! Incoming response from fish lips “I fired them all cuz reasons”

8 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Once I killed a gopher with a stick. 

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So CSB or not so cool.  One of my clients is a huge Trumper.  Like did New Years at Mar a lago and was showing me pictures of his family with Trumps family.  He told us how he was playing golf at Trump National and was in the group behind Donald Trump.  My client tells us the whole round Trump's forecaddies would drop his ball right in the middle of the fairway like 30 yards farther than what he actually hit or drop a ball in the fairway even when Trump hit a shitty shot into the rough or out of bounds.  He said he was talking to his forecaddie and the guy said all of the caddies know that when they caddy for Trump they have to carry extra balls in their pockets to place on the fairway in case he hits one in the rough and Trump acts like he actually hit it where they drop it.   The frustrating part is the guy telling me this just laughs about it as "isn't Trump a funny guy" where I look at it like "what a fucking cheater Trump is".    

We are a nation where 40% has the maturity level of junior high.  

TF is a forecaddie? Is it like being on special teams?

caddy/looper/jock

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12 minutes ago, Texas73 said:

We are a nation where 40% has the maturity level of junior high.  

i've been watching videos (via YT algos) talking to young kids who like trump. I really dialed in interested. reasons are

- he is strong. he lies, but he is strong

- he isn't afraid to tell people off / he isn't afraid to backdown

- he stands up for what i believe in

you are just getting conned kid(s) 

anyway. I made it to saturday and so can you friends

14 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

TF is a forecaddie? Is it like being on special teams?

caddy/looper/jock

On higher end courses, they have a caddy work out in front of your group to spot your shots.  In theory in cuts down on round times (no one looking for lost balls).  I've only ever played on one course like that, we each had a caddy and a forecaddy; worst game of putt putt in my life.  

38 minutes ago, staboner said:

i've been watching videos (via YT algos) talking to young kids who like trump. I really dialed in interested. reasons are

- he is strong. he lies, but he is strong

- he isn't afraid to tell people off / he isn't afraid to backdown

- he stands up for what i believe in

you are just getting conned kid(s) 

anyway. I made it to saturday and so can you friends

So, you're saying that shitty kids are just like shitty adults?

Don't make me sing, please: 

 

On 5/9/2024 at 4:25 PM, Pancho said:

 

Lol someone told Donny that RFK Jr was siphoning votes from him.

9 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

My guess was they went from "paid staff" to "volunteer intern."

On 5/9/2024 at 4:25 PM, Pancho said:

 

Excuse me, I was told that RFK would be taking votes away from Biden. Wha hoppen?

Trump is such a fucking moron. He used to boast about Operation Warp Speed and how he was responsible for bringing out Covid vaccines in record time. But his lies and mixed messages during the pandemic resulted in his base becoming a bunch of dumb anti-vaxxers. So they booed him at his rally when he brought up the vaccine and now he’s forced to court the anti-vaxxer vote. Stupid sonofabitch.

The truth, of course, is that any president would’ve dumped a lot of money into getting vaccines released and Trump bungled so many other things that exacerbated the crisis, like throwing out the pandemic response playbook, dismantling the White House pandemic response team, pulling scientists out of China, detaching from the WHO, etc. But that was one little thing that he could legitimately take some credit for and he tossed it away. (Let’s not forget that he got his vaccination in secret and didn’t publicize it.)

I got the Pfizer vaccine and they got no money from Trump, they produced their vaccine all on their own, so fuck him anyway.

11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

TF is a forecaddie? Is it like being on special teams?

It's similar to being a fluffer. 

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Trump bungled so many other things that exacerbated the crisis, like throwing out the pandemic response playbook, dismantling the White House pandemic response team, pulling scientists out of China, detaching from the WHO, etc

And this has all been memory-holed by a fuck ton of people. Maddening. 

On 5/9/2024 at 11:19 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

I've no words. I'll use two movie sequences instead:

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The Joel Grey insertion at the end still gives me goosebumps. I can't believe that I had to get into my 30s before I appreciated Cabaret. Fosse knew the world well.

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Fosse is one of the great American artists.

55 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I've no words. I'll use two movie sequences instead:

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The Joel Grey insertion at the end still gives me goosebumps. I can't believe that I had to get into my 30s before I appreciated Cabaret. Fosse knew the world well.

Haven’t seen cabaret but watched the video and was interested in the context, so read some plot on its wiki page. Where I found this:

Fosse, who was hired to direct the film version because Hal Prince was unavailable, wanted to recast the MC role, but the studio insisted on Grey. Fosse backed down on his “It’s either me or Joel” threat, but relations between them were cool.[10]
 

sometimes greatness is the result of happy accidents or forced circumstances.  

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Haven’t seen cabaret but watched the video and was interested in the context, so read some plot on its wiki page. Where I found this:

Fosse, who was hired to direct the film version because Hal Prince was unavailable, wanted to recast the MC role, but the studio insisted on Grey. Fosse backed down on his “It’s either me or Joel” threat, but relations between them were cool.[10]
 

sometimes greatness is the result of happy accidents or forced circumstances.  

The movie is elite. All of Fosse's productions have conflicts like that. The outcome always carries his stamp and world view. And, as you likely know, collaboration on something big is a bloody sometimes hateful process. We'll never know how another emcee would be, but it's hard to imagine any actor ever who could have matched let alone surpassed Joel Grey.

I was put off by the Bohemian lifestyles of the lead characters when I was closer to being a suburban boy than a more mature viewer. It fits these times, those times, and all times due to Fosse's vision of how people work. Only a handful of directors achieve that, IMHO.

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I'm shocked ---- shocked, I say ---- that Donald Trump took an improper 100 million dollar tax write-off!
 

 

 

23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Obamagate y’all

 

 

 

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16 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So CSB or not so cool.  One of my clients is a huge Trumper.  Like did New Years at Mar a lago and was showing me pictures of his family with Trumps family.  He told us how he was playing golf at Trump National and was in the group behind Donald Trump.  My client tells us the whole round Trump's forecaddies would drop his ball right in the middle of the fairway like 30 yards farther than what he actually hit or drop a ball in the fairway even when Trump hit a shitty shot into the rough or out of bounds.  He said he was talking to his forecaddie and the guy said all of the caddies know that when they caddy for Trump they have to carry extra balls in their pockets to place on the fairway in case he hits one in the rough and Trump acts like he actually hit it where they drop it.   The frustrating part is the guy telling me this just laughs about it as "isn't Trump a funny guy" where I look at it like "what a fucking cheater Trump is".    

Right in time with the strange line of questioning of Stormy where Necheles was trying to get Stormy to testify that Trump was a great golfer.  Then he comes out in is Friday departure comments going on about how Biden sucks at golf, can't hit it 100 yards, how his (Trump's) body is god-like and Biden is scrawny.  Such a insecure little weasel TFG is.  And it's all shit that intelligent people see through with no trouble.  

Obamagate y’all
 
 

I had forgotten about that, and never would have thought about it again. That time a US president accused his predecessor of committing the worst crimes in history, but refused to say what they were. Because that was just a day ending in Y with President Dotard.
17 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So CSB or not so cool.  One of my clients is a huge Trumper.  Like did New Years at Mar a lago and was showing me pictures of his family with Trumps family.  He told us how he was playing golf at Trump National and was in the group behind Donald Trump.  My client tells us the whole round Trump's forecaddies would drop his ball right in the middle of the fairway like 30 yards farther than what he actually hit or drop a ball in the fairway even when Trump hit a shitty shot into the rough or out of bounds.  He said he was talking to his forecaddie and the guy said all of the caddies know that when they caddy for Trump they have to carry extra balls in their pockets to place on the fairway in case he hits one in the rough and Trump acts like he actually hit it where they drop it.   The frustrating part is the guy telling me this just laughs about it as "isn't Trump a funny guy" where I look at it like "what a fucking cheater Trump is".    

Sounds exactly like someone Jack Nicklaus would support back in his tour playing career.

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Trump is such a fucking moron. He used to boast about Operation Warp Speed and how he was responsible for bringing out Covid vaccines in record time.

I still bring it up to MAGA relatives and that I appreciate and applaud the fact that Trump worked so hard to get COVID vaccines out to everybody.  

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