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14 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


Trump is a student of himself. He is the only person in the world who masturbates to himself

I'd be shocked if Ted Cruz didnt spend at least 30 minutes a day in a similar pursuit. Right after his podcast. 

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Posted (edited)
2 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


Trump is a student of himself. He is the only person in the world who masturbates to himself

Um...

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Posted
2 hours ago, BearSchlong said:


Maybe that’s what has been missing in my life. I think I’ll try it.

I mean, I gave it a try.  I just can't keep it up when I'm thinking about someone that ugly.

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3 hours ago, BearSchlong said:


Username was established when I was a drunken troll high on Briles’ touchdown supply.

Honestly I’m thinking about changing it.

RayplorMicropeen doesn't have the same ring to it tho

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5 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

That "our religion" thing is really breathtaking.

Given that the moron party relies on an unholy alliance of fundagelical protestants, catlicks, and a few jews, they really ought to be considering what happens when the theocracy dog catches the car.  I doubt the ratfuck baptis and the papists are going to exactly welcome each other with open arms.  And, intellectually and in terms of political sophistication, it really is the Dominionist Catholics that are running this shit and will take the positions of power.

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1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

That "our religion" thing is really breathtaking.

Given that the moron party relies on an unholy alliance of fundagelical protestants, catlicks, and a few jews, they really ought to be considering what happens when the theocracy dog catches the car.

They don't seem to really think things through though.

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Posted
7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The man must be stopped. Putin sure is getting his money’s worth ….

 

GQP is just completely compromised by the Russians at this point.  The NRA being openly infiltrated by Russians was just the canary in the coal mine.

All those Republicans who spent decades through the Cold War pushing America to stand up to the Soviets, and then 30 years after the Soviet Union collapsed, it's Republicans led by a draft-dodging Democrat-turned-Republican from New York City who will happily hand the keys over to a literal ex-KGB-turned-Russian dictator.

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1.  Establish NATO to maintain a defensive coalition against Russian incursions into Western Europe/North America.

2.  Russia's Soviet Empire collapses, partially due to NATO and internal pressures. 

3.  Decide to leave NATO in tact anyway, even inviting former Soviet satellite countries to enter.

4.  Russia re-emerges and starts several new land wars in Southeast Europe, very close to NATO allies.

5.  For some bizarre fucking reason, now choose to leave NATO.

6.  ???

7.  Profit.

I have that about right fellow liberty-minded patriots?  

Posted
36 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

3.  Decide to leave NATO in tact anyway, even inviting former Soviet satellite countries to enter.

3.5. America is attacked on September 11, 2001, Article 5 is invoked, and NATO allies join us in Afghanistan.

Fixed.

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The one and only time it was invoked actually.  Good catch.  But I left that out on purpose because Trump will as well, and tens upon tens of millions of Americans will believe that it never happened.  Of all the magic tricks he can pull if he's elected in 2024, dissolving NATO based on a false narrative about what it actually is/did will be one of his greatest.  I often wonder why he doesn't talk more about drawing us down and eventually leaving the Middle East and not starting any more wars on his watch.  Then I grew older, but not wiser.  Why start a foreign war when you can start one at home?  Why spend hundreds of billions to assist our allies when you can invite our enemies onto our shores for free?  

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Like others, I wrote many letters to the Corinthians.  Fantastic letters.  But the Corinthians said I had the best words, perfect letters.  

"What were some of the letters about?"

Uh well, you know.  About many things.  Great things.  God, and Israel---who I helped tremendously.  And other things important to the Corinthians like the bible, and that we share a love of fine leather seats.  Lotta great things in those letters.

 

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If Trump wins next year he will ensure that any of the few 2017-21 guardrails will be gone. Cabinet officials won't be vetted or approved by the Senate. They will all be Acting cabinet officials. I fear how the DOJ would act with one of his crazy attorneys as AG. 

Posted
12 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

To quote DJ Khaled, and another one

 

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Ladies and gentlemen, a quote of decorum from a former President of the United States.

Mark well what the man says and how he says it, for he sets brave and articulate new precedents for civil political discourse regarding the important issues of the day!

Expect future presidential debates to resemble formal dinners of Real Housewives! 

May God bless the United States of America! 

Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

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