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Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body in Congress? Oh you mean Marjorie!

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Trump doesnt associate with RINOs

Posturing hard for that VP slot, can’t let Qari horn in on it so easily. 

21 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Am I satan ?

 

Satan was angry when God created the world?  Tell me you haven't read the bible without telling me you haven't read the bible, MTG.  I must have missed the part in the opening of Genesis where Satan was next to God during the 7 days of creation.  I wonder what's a bigger gaping hole-your cunt, your ass, or your brain? 

21 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Satan was angry when God created the world?  Tell me you haven't read the bible without telling me you haven't read the bible, MTG.  I must have missed the part in the opening of Genesis where Satan was next to God during the 7 days of creation.  I wonder what's a bigger gaping hole-your cunt, your ass, or your brain? 

Her heart.

5 minutes ago, brakeman said:

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The Jewish space lasers  killed the land dragons. Everyone knows that.

I want to hear all about this. Get her back on 60 Minutes and ask nothing but Ocean Dragons/Land Dragons questions.

What an embarrassment to UGA she is.  Holy shit, it's bad enough that Abbott holds a degree from UT.  If this bitch had a UT diploma, I might burn mine. 

20 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

good goddamn I hope that's not real

 

19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

There’s no way…

It's not. (But the fact that it is actually believable she could tweet something that stupid is really telling.)

1 hour ago, Serak The Preparer said:

Stop with the fucking fake tweets. It's stupid and counterproductive.

Or at least start a dedicated thread for them.

I'm not completely convinced she knows how appropriations work.  

Terrible speech, didn't even mention Hunter Biden

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Jesus, What is the title of this thread?

lol.

Always get a kick out of these clips of Reps speaking to a near empty chamber.  

She's too dumb to realize that if it was what she said it was, she would be sitting in jail right now.

Also, she didn't care enough to try and help Trump.  Fucking RINO.

Her staff after one of her many idiotic diatribes... 

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Sorry Marge, we prosecute criminals here. 

If she has a specific complaint about the indictment, let's hear it.

I wish Rhonda Rousey, or whoever is ruling women's MMA now, would walk up to her and ruin her.  JFC, I've never had a desire to absolutely punch a woman in the face, until this bitch hit the scene. 

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I wish Rhonda Rousey, or whoever is ruling women's MMA now, would walk up to her and ruin her.  JFC, I've never had a desire to absolutely punch a woman in the face, until this bitch hit the scene. 

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I know we can't divide into a group of aligned countries, but god damned, the south needs to be cutoff 

On 6/12/2023 at 12:39 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

good goddamn I hope that's not real

It's a know forgery?

45 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

This genius ought to read the flag code that he references. All state flags and flags of other countries can be flown at the same height as the US flag.  There may be more. 

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I know we can't divide into a group of aligned countries, but god damned, the south needs to be cutoff 

I’m all for the country removing the southern states 

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

I’m all for the country removing the southern states 

Historical precedence says they'll just do it themselves. Maybe we let them this round.

1 hour ago, dieucla98 said:

Historical precedence says they'll just do it themselves. Maybe we let them this round.

Had a client in Alabama who casually brought it up on a call earlier this year.  These people have never thought of the actual consequences of that action.  I say we let them.

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Had a client in Alabama who casually brought it up on a call earlier this year.  These people have never thought of the actual consequences of that action.  I say we let them.

People who push the Texit nonsense have never thought once about the fact that we would be a nation of 29 million people, with Catholics being the largest group in the state, next to a country that has 128 million people, most of whom are Catholics. And Hispanics are the largest group in Texas, and we'd be sitting next to a nation of 128 million HIspanics.

Oh, and the US would pull all military bases out of Texas, and Abbott would be relying on 20,000 Texas National Guard troops and 2,000 or so DPS personnel to guard a border that's over 1,200 miles long. And most of those 20,000 troops and 2,000 DPS personnel are not going to be on the border because they are supporting the ones who would be on the border or taking care of NG/DPS shit elsewhere.

On 6/13/2023 at 4:15 PM, speed817 said:

 

 

DId you run for office and were you elected?  A fool, such as yourself, getting elected is pretty much living proof that the US is not a communist country.  Some of us want some socialized policies but only your political brand has so far accepted communist dollars to run for office.  

closer to the know-nothings than we knew. 

 

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On 6/14/2023 at 9:45 PM, atomheartbevo said:

People who push the Texit nonsense have never thought once about the fact that we would be a nation of 29 million people, with Catholics being the largest group in the state, next to a country that has 128 million people, most of whom are Catholics. And Hispanics are the largest group in Texas, and we'd be sitting next to a nation of 128 million HIspanics.

Oh, and the US would pull all military bases out of Texas, and Abbott would be relying on 20,000 Texas National Guard troops and 2,000 or so DPS personnel to guard a border that's over 1,200 miles long. And most of those 20,000 troops and 2,000 DPS personnel are not going to be on the border because they are supporting the ones who would be on the border or taking care of NG/DPS shit elsewhere.

 

harris county (and probably fort bend county) would give texit the finger and stay in the US

As someone who was actually there.... there weren't thousands of people protesting. Not even close.

Also, for the fortunate Dodger fans who don't live their lives online.... a protest telling us to "Stop Catholic Hate" was most likely met with a confused, "Huh?"

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"Christians and Catholics".

Parse that, libtards.

Don’t know how early in the protest it was but one aerial shot looked to show only a few hundred, maybe pushing a thousand protesters.  

26 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Don’t know how early in the protest it was but one aerial shot looked to show only a few hundred, maybe pushing a thousand protesters.  

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