August 23, 20232 yr If we suddenly swapped coaching staffs with aggy, what would each team's record be?
August 23, 20232 yr 16 minutes ago, Orange&White said: Do they talk about anything else on that site besides the Longhorns? Yeah, go to their politics board. You'll love it.
August 23, 20232 yr I love how every team in their expert collective hive mind improves over time, except for Texas. They bleat out these "facts" about our talent and our schedule and our "culture" while showing they actually have zero knowledge about our Program currently. Last year we had to hear how Bijan was average, nowhere near as good as Achane. Now, he is irreplaceable and was solely responsible for the games we actually won last year. Our true sophomore DJ Campbell "can't crack the starting lineup," they have no idea who our running backs are but they probably suck, our best DTs are Collins and Broughton and both are "busts," and Ewers has a weak arm and also totally sucks. BUT because the BDF is such a trash conference, and our schedule is G5 level, we will probably win 10 or 11 games this year, because our talent is so much better than anyone we play not named Bama who will crush us. Also we are gonna lose 3-4 games cause we suck, and someone made a huge bet on the 9.5 wins under. It is all so confusing, yet makes perfect sense. And we apparently love Trannies. Edited August 23, 20232 yr by Sejjr
August 23, 20232 yr These idiots act like our 2nd worst decade ever in the history of the program is indicative of the future of the program. Most college football fans think the same thing due to the scorching hot takes of idiots like Kirk Herbstreit. They should all pay more attention to the way that Sarkisian is recruiting. We haven't been this stacked on our roster since before Mack quit recruiting. If chimps like Cheeze Its, Oeaux and Lester can win titles then so can Sark.
August 23, 20232 yr On 8/22/2023 at 5:43 AM, SydneyCarton said: like clowns that blew in their pants the first time a girl touched them. One does not have to be a clown to enjoy this experience, my friend.
August 23, 20232 yr 2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said: One does not have to be a clown to enjoy this experience, my friend. One also probably doesn't have to enjoy that outcome, either.
August 23, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Orange&White said: Do they talk about anything else on that site besides the Longhorns? And can you really call it talk when they just repeat the same thing over and over with neither wit nor sense of irony tu's schedule. tu's history as underachievers. media loves tu. Bama will slaughter tu even with us hanging from their dicks. Over and over and over. Each time, the repetition is presented as fresh insight. C'mon football season!
August 23, 20232 yr If we somehow win the SEC in our first year or, hell, even make it to the SEC CG, there will be a texags mass suicide. It will break those losers.
August 23, 20232 yr 27 minutes ago, RomaVicta said: One does not have to be a clown to enjoy this experience, my friend. 24 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: One also probably doesn't have to enjoy that outcome, either. Whatever works.
August 23, 20232 yr 15 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said: If we somehow win the SEC in our first year or, hell, even make it to the SEC CG, there will be a texags mass suicide. It will break those losers.
August 23, 20232 yr 37 minutes ago, CashMcCoy said: Never gets old Desmond was smoking on that sticky icky that day.
August 23, 20232 yr Popular Post 36 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said: If we somehow win the SEC in our first year or, hell, even make it to the SEC CG, there will be a texags mass suicide. It will break those losers. Or, they’ll simply move the goalposts, whine incessantly about why anything Texas accomplishes should be disqualified, about how lucky Texas got and how they are victims, and further discredit Texas and twist any and all narratives into the conclusion that Texas is the worst. Edited August 23, 20232 yr by Hank Chinaski
August 23, 20232 yr “With that schedule…..”We currently have 4 ranked teams on our schedule. They currently have 4 ranked teams on their schedule. We have no fcs teams on our schedule.
August 23, 20232 yr aggy should fear that Tennessee away game. Rocky Top and all that plus Fat Heupel DGAF. He’ll drop 60 on them without batting a roll.
August 23, 20232 yr 1 hour ago, Vertuzzi said: Desmond was smoking on that sticky icky that day. Weed does not make you that stupid.
August 23, 20232 yr Does txags always finger themselves so vigorously when the name Josh Pate is mentioned? I didn't know the guy was so popular.
August 24, 20232 yr Popular Post They keep talking about how you gotta have depth in the SEC, cause, "it's just different" and stuff. Have they not seen their own roster?
August 24, 20232 yr ESPN's FPI certainly isn't the be all and end all of strength of schedule but it's the gold standard compared to texumags acting like they know what they know what they're talking about. 5 minutes ago, Sejjr said: They keep talking about how you gotta have depth in the SEC, cause, "it's just different" and stuff. Have they not seen their own roster? They're inhaling so many of each other's farts they don't even remember losing to App State.
August 24, 20232 yr The only thing these guys are accidently right on is we're everyones super bowl , and that we're going to get zebra'd this year
August 24, 20232 yr 20 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said: The only thing these guys are accidently right on is we're everyones super bowl , and that we're going to get zebra'd this year They don’t though. They say we just think that because of our arrogance, but that this season because of the move it will happen to be true this one time.
August 24, 20232 yr 30 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said: Never heard of “Quinn Sewers” Well yeah, they wouldn’t denigrate their girlfriends like that.
August 24, 20232 yr Popular Post With the way they talk, you'd think Texas was the one that went 5-7 last year with a home loss to a G5 program, horrific OL play and couldn't stop the run.
August 24, 20232 yr They've forgotten that people who lose to App State at home should not throw stones. Despite their manful manliness in all arenas and fearlessness on every front, we tranny lovers own their sorry asses. The whole Neanderthal thing just isn't working out for them as they'd hoped. They've forgotten that people who lose to App State at home and go 5-7 should not throw stones. A new Modern Era of College Football is born. Texas won 7 in a row through 1974. The slaughter of the Aggies was a given for the decades before that. They've forgotten that people who lose to App State at home, go 5-7, and whine that they are actually better than their record because their losses were close should not throw stones. Edited August 24, 20232 yr by RomaVicta
August 24, 20232 yr Can you imagine being that triggered because a podcaster picked someone you don't like to have a good season?
August 24, 20232 yr Can you imagine being that triggered because a podcaster picked someone you don't like to have a good season? Pate was their patron saint of aggy pumping so this seems like a betrayal to the gomers.
August 24, 20232 yr Popular Post Gotta say, I love to watch the exact same players go from "overrated recruits" to "massive talent advantage over the rest of the Big 12" to "overrated draft prospects" to "really good players that will be tough to replace" in the eyes of aggy depending on what point they are trying to make.
August 24, 20232 yr 16 hours ago, Fondren & Main said: These idiots act like our 2nd worst decade ever in the history of the program is indicative of the future of the program. Most college football fans think the same thing due to the scorching hot takes of idiots like Kirk Herbstreit. They should all pay more attention to the way that Sarkisian is recruiting. We haven't been this stacked on our roster since before Mack quit recruiting. If chimps like Cheeze Its, Oeaux and Lester can win titles then so can Sark. *Leslie
August 24, 20232 yr 11 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said: With the way they talk, you'd think Texas was the one that went 5-7 last year with a home loss to a G5 program, horrific OL play and couldn't stop the run. Maybe they collectively blacked out last year
August 24, 20232 yr ...and we're better looking, more accomplished, have more friends, are better admired, loved more, respected more, feared more(!) and just generally more manly than those fehggy tranny-lovers who have never beaten us on the field in a fair fight! Edited August 24, 20232 yr by RomaVicta
August 24, 20232 yr So.... This rube checked the schedule to confirm we don't play okie lt this year but still has us taking an L in Lubbock? Idiot Edited August 24, 20232 yr by Mr. Mojo Risin'
August 24, 20232 yr I think it's interesting how a lot of them want to build us up to be an unstoppable monster so they can inevitably scream "MASSIVE DISAPPOINTMENT!!!" when we don't live up to the unrealistic expectations they themselves placed on us. "With that schedule, anything less than 15-0 and beating everyone by 6 touchdowns will be a huge failure by Sark!"
August 24, 20232 yr 12 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said: Gotta say, I love to watch the exact same players go from "overrated recruits" to "massive talent advantage over the rest of the Big 12" to "overrated draft prospects" to "really good players that will be tough to replace" in the eyes of aggy depending on what point they are trying to make.
August 24, 20232 yr Author 18 minutes ago, tokamak said: I think it's interesting how a lot of them want to build us up to be an unstoppable monster so they can inevitably scream "MASSIVE DISAPPOINTMENT!!!" when we don't live up to the unrealistic expectations they themselves placed on us. "With that schedule, anything less than 15-0 and beating everyone by 6 touchdowns will be a huge failure by Sark!" To be fair, that's also half the Football board at the moment
August 24, 20232 yr So now they are in the same stratosphere as the 2 most recognizable teams in the country. Got it
August 24, 20232 yr Do these dumbfucks realize that Petrino quit his NFL job midway through the season? He's not staying around once things go south calling Jimbo's shitty 1990's playbook.
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