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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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13 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The aggies went from being unranked and unconsidered in the “way too early” polls late last winter to ranked #20 to open the season. Nothing changed. They did very little in the late portal cycle. So what happened?

The aggie PR team, led by Liucci, talked themselves into their usual “don’t sleep on the fighting Texas Aggies!” narrative, while pointing at the 247 portal ranking, and then fed it straight to Pate and others, and, magically, ATM became a media darling as a playoff darkhorse. 

Same thing they did with Haynes King. Kid was a 3-star that was going to be the second QB signed at LSU to a “can’t miss 5-star wunderkind” when aggy had no other decent options. They worked overtime to tell the world why Young Uncle Fester was going to win the Heisman at least twice. The problem is that aggy reporters are all aggy boosters. Not an ounce of objectivity. 

Tarp will occasionally let the veil slip, but it’s only when he’s distraught and considering…jumping. 

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8 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Somebody is a salty bitch 

 

SEC Round-Up: League counting on its villain to restore order

 

An unpleasant week of Southeastern Conference football is followed by a nauseating notion this week.

After going 1-3 in marquee Week 1 matchups, the SEC is counting on… Texas…to defend its honor in a top-10 clash with defending national champion Michigan.

Go ahead and retch.

That shouldn’t be the case. The powerful SEC is college football’s bullies. Its teams typically terrorize opponents.

That was before Texas A&M fell to Notre Dame, Miami mauled Florida and USC upset LSU.

True, No. 1 Georgia’s predictable 34-3 beatdown of Clemson and Vanderbilt’s shocking upset of Virginia Tech — sorry, not a marquee matchup — saved face to some degree.

The SEC doesn’t save face. The SEC steps on faces with a hobnail boot and breaks noses.

Instead, the SEC looks toward a new member that has looked down on the SEC.

Recall, last May, Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte suggested the Longhorns’ annual clash with Oklahoma is bigger than the “Iron Bowl” and “The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.”

Then, in July, Texas quarterback Quinn Ewers declared games against the Longhorns were everybody’s Super Bowl. Apparently, Ewers is unaware five different SEC teams have won national championships since Texas last won one.

But the fact remains that the SEC needs Texas to restore order on Saturday in Ann Arbor where Michigan has notched 23 consecutive victories.

“These (Michigan) guys know how to win,” Texas coach Steve Sarkisian said. “You can see it in their style of play. They play with a great deal of confidence. They believe in one another. So, it’s a heck of a challenge for our team.

“What I think Saturday will do for us is serve as a bit of a barometer of where we’re at as a football team this fall.

“We’re going to get challenged in all three phases. What do we need to work on, and where do we need to keep growing to get ourselves prepared for the Southeastern Conference?”

Even a trip to Ann Arbor may not fully prepare Texas for the grind of the SEC, where it “just means more” and hostile crowds are “just more mean.”

But on Saturday, the Southeastern Conference will be cheering on the Longhorns.

Well, the SEC office suits who allowed the Longhorns in will.

SEC fan bases in College Station, Fayetteville, Norman and probably Knoxville and Baton Rouge won’t. The very idea would be just too nauseating

I bet Olin has paid to watch dozens of dudes fuck his wife over the years. 

Ol’ Tic Tac Buchanan

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16 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Same thing they did with Haynes King. Kid was a 3-star that was going to be the second QB signed at LSU to a “can’t miss 5-star wunderkind” when aggy had no other decent options. They worked overtime to tell the world why Young Uncle Fester was going to win the Heisman at least twice. The problem is that aggy reporters are all aggy boosters. Not an ounce of objectivity. 

Tarp will occasionally let the veil slip, but it’s only when he’s distraught and considering…jumping. 

Am I hallucinating or did they claim he was the fastest guy on the team?

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I bet Olin has paid to watch dozens of dudes fuck his wife over the years. 

I didn’t get any money for it. 

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Am I hallucinating or did they claim he was the fastest guy on the team?

And shot lightning bolts from his arse. 

6 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Same thing they did with Haynes King. Kid was a 3-star that was going to be the second QB signed at LSU to a “can’t miss 5-star wunderkind” when aggy had no other decent options. They worked overtime to tell the world why Young Uncle Fester was going to win the Heisman at least twice. The problem is that aggy reporters are all aggy boosters. Not an ounce of objectivity. 

Tarp will occasionally let the veil slip, but it’s only when he’s distraught and considering…jumping. 

The crazy thing is, since he transferred to GT he looks like a normal college student.   Being an aggy must be a terrible burden to bear. 

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

The crazy thing is, since he transferred to GT he looks like a normal college student.   Being an aggy must be a terrible burden to bear. 

Well, at least he finally decided to go to a real engineering school where the bonfires don’t fall down and kill students.

1 minute ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Must be a critical thinking major.

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14 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Good to see that they've got both sides of the "Overrated Texas is getting stomped in Ann Arbor this weekend" and "Defending national champ Michigan sucks, beating them on the road doesn't prove anything" narrative fired up already

7 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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I guess they forgot how they got the highest ranked recruiting class ever. 

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18 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I feel Looch fits into a similar category: You know he's not a Longhorn plant, because we never would have come up with someone so effective at destroying aggy from the inside, creating and sustaining a cultural rot that they can't escape from.

You're forgetting a third option:

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17 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Somebody is a salty bitch 

 

SEC Round-Up: League counting on its villain to restore order

 

An unpleasant week of Southeastern Conference football is followed by a nauseating notion this week.

After going 1-3 in marquee Week 1 matchups, the SEC is counting on… Texas…to defend its honor in a top-10 clash with defending national champion Michigan.

Go ahead and retch.

That shouldn’t be the case. The powerful SEC is college football’s bullies. Its teams typically terrorize opponents.

That was before Texas A&M fell to Notre Dame, Miami mauled Florida and USC upset LSU.

True, No. 1 Georgia’s predictable 34-3 beatdown of Clemson and Vanderbilt’s shocking upset of Virginia Tech — sorry, not a marquee matchup — saved face to some degree.

The SEC doesn’t save face. The SEC steps on faces with a hobnail boot and breaks noses.

Instead, the SEC looks toward a new member that has looked down on the SEC.

Recall, last May, Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte suggested the Longhorns’ annual clash with Oklahoma is bigger than the “Iron Bowl” and “The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.”

Then, in July, Texas quarterback Quinn Ewers declared games against the Longhorns were everybody’s Super Bowl. Apparently, Ewers is unaware five different SEC teams have won national championships since Texas last won one.

But the fact remains that the SEC needs Texas to restore order on Saturday in Ann Arbor where Michigan has notched 23 consecutive victories.

“These (Michigan) guys know how to win,” Texas coach Steve Sarkisian said. “You can see it in their style of play. They play with a great deal of confidence. They believe in one another. So, it’s a heck of a challenge for our team.

“What I think Saturday will do for us is serve as a bit of a barometer of where we’re at as a football team this fall.

“We’re going to get challenged in all three phases. What do we need to work on, and where do we need to keep growing to get ourselves prepared for the Southeastern Conference?”

Even a trip to Ann Arbor may not fully prepare Texas for the grind of the SEC, where it “just means more” and hostile crowds are “just more mean.”

But on Saturday, the Southeastern Conference will be cheering on the Longhorns.

Well, the SEC office suits who allowed the Longhorns in will.

SEC fan bases in College Station, Fayetteville, Norman and probably Knoxville and Baton Rouge won’t. The very idea would be just too nauseating

God, I don't have anything to add that hasn't been said, but this is just so fucking pathetic. 

The fact that they're trying SO HARD To paint us as the villain of the SEC. The fact that they are so concerned with what the SEC is supposed to be...just fucking ALL of it. 

 

41 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Love it. I wonder which legislator, specifically, he thinks favors UT?

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

]...  this is just so fucking pathetic. 

 

Truer words were never floated upon the digital firmament.

Like many others hereabouts, I have family members who are actual graduates of that school on the Brazos. They aren't closely related by actual blood family, praise Jebus, but they exist.

Here's the thing: many, perhaps most, of them actually believe the shit that flows from TexAgs and its environs. No amount of fact-checking will convince them otherwise.

Truly, the slightest critical evaluation of any of the material shows it to be less related to reality than the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus, but that doesn't faze them.

On the one hand, the quote above is perfectly accurate. It is stupendously pathetic... and it should make us all feel pangs of nearly infinite sorrow for them.

 

But the sweet, sweet taste of aggy tears is too strong to allow anything but joy, unconfined. 

Let the tears rain down.

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Blinnaggie, huh? The kid couldn't even get accepted to aggy.

3 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Where is ol' Denver Harris these days?

We'll see him in a week and a half!

10 minutes ago, TxEx84 said:

Blinnaggie, huh? The kid couldn't even get accepted to aggy.

That's a Longhorn trolling.  A little too obvious.

11 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Same thing they did with Haynes King. Kid was a 3-star that was going to be the second QB signed at LSU to a “can’t miss 5-star wunderkind” when aggy had no other decent options. They worked overtime to tell the world why Young Uncle Fester was going to win the Heisman at least twice. The problem is that aggy reporters are all aggy boosters. Not an ounce of objectivity. 

Tarp will occasionally let the veil slip, but it’s only when he’s distraught and considering…jumping. 

I think it was Tennessee vs aggy for King, right? I don't remember if LSU was involved. 

17 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I think it was Tennessee vs aggy for King, right? I don't remember if LSU was involved. 

Early on, he wanted to go to LSU, but they already had a commitment in his class. Interest blew up after he went to camps and most everyone already had their QBs in their class.  He did win a state championship…because his team was insanely talented. He was just a point guard. Not a particularly dynamic player. 

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2 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Love it. I wonder which legislator, specifically, he thinks favors UT?

MBG picked this up - 

 

29 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

MBG picked this up - 

 

Obvious troll post, but 98% of aggys deeply believe in his words. 

3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Tell me you're a racist without standing on your chair and screaming out "I'm a racist!".

Sark being a punchable coach is a new one. 

1 hour ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Tell me you're a racist without standing on your chair and screaming out "I'm a racist!".

He clearly used the phrase "African American players" instead of "n****rs" so you're not allowed to call him racist. Stupid sip. 

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Gentlemen, you can't be realistic in here! This is the tears thread!

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1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

He clearly used the phrase "African American players" instead of "n****rs" so you're not allowed to call him racist. Stupid sip. 

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1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Sark being a punchable coach is a new one. 

Well, he's pretty ethnic looking to aggy.

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15 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Same thing they did with Haynes King. Kid was a 3-star that was going to be the second QB signed at LSU to a “can’t miss 5-star wunderkind” when aggy had no other decent options. They worked overtime to tell the world why Young Uncle Fester was going to win the Heisman at least twice.

I remember when Eli Stowers was a better QB recruit than Ewers and Milroe... Let's check in on Eli:

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3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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"Are we required to say Vandy will kick tu's ass too?"

finally this guy gets it

 

1 hour ago, Jebus said:

"Are we required to say Vandy will kick tu's ass too?"

finally this guy gets it

 

I wanna punch the Elk.  Thinking that soft belly will save my fist.

23 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

God, I don't have anything to add that hasn't been said, but this is just so fucking pathetic. 

The fact that they're trying SO HARD To paint us as the villain of the SEC. The fact that they are so concerned with what the SEC is supposed to be...just fucking ALL of it. 

 

Yep. I sometimes take Olin apart, but here the words don't need curating. It's demented gem after crazy gem. He seems to feel that he has an SEC readership for whom he is speaking here. I doubt that he has much of an Aggie readership because his stuff is so bad. He's just filling space where some kind of content is needed.

 

 

19 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Sark being a punchable coach is a new one. 

 Not by an Aggie. They haven't trained for the altitude. Pussies never punch anyone.

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2 hours ago, cochamps said:

I wanna punch the Elk.  Thinking that soft belly will save my fist.

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I say GOTDAMN!

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6 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

He clearly used the phrase "African American players" instead of "n****rs" so you're not allowed to call him racist. Stupid sip. 

He also could have gone with "players who are afraid of magic." 

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Daddy98 using a rambling example about selling life insurance after implicitly referring to himself as "a high value g" is just...

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20 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Daddy98 been hitting the bottle 

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Holy. Fucking. Shit.

On 9/4/2024 at 3:11 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

Somebody is a salty bitch 

 

SEC Round-Up: League counting on its villain to restore order

 

An unpleasant week of Southeastern Conference football is followed by a nauseating notion this week.

After going 1-3 in marquee Week 1 matchups, the SEC is counting on… Texas…to defend its honor in a top-10 clash with defending national champion Michigan.

Go ahead and retch.

That shouldn’t be the case. The powerful SEC is college football’s bullies. Its teams typically terrorize opponents.

That was before Texas A&M fell to Notre Dame, Miami mauled Florida and USC upset LSU.

True, No. 1 Georgia’s predictable 34-3 beatdown of Clemson and Vanderbilt’s shocking upset of Virginia Tech — sorry, not a marquee matchup — saved face to some degree.

The SEC doesn’t save face. The SEC steps on faces with a hobnail boot and breaks noses.

Instead, the SEC looks toward a new member that has looked down on the SEC.

Recall, last May, Texas athletic director Chris Del Conte suggested the Longhorns’ annual clash with Oklahoma is bigger than the “Iron Bowl” and “The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.”

Then, in July, Texas quarterback Quinn Ewers declared games against the Longhorns were everybody’s Super Bowl. Apparently, Ewers is unaware five different SEC teams have won national championships since Texas last won one.

But the fact remains that the SEC needs Texas to restore order on Saturday in Ann Arbor where Michigan has notched 23 consecutive victories.

“These (Michigan) guys know how to win,” Texas coach Steve Sarkisian said. “You can see it in their style of play. They play with a great deal of confidence. They believe in one another. So, it’s a heck of a challenge for our team.

“What I think Saturday will do for us is serve as a bit of a barometer of where we’re at as a football team this fall.

“We’re going to get challenged in all three phases. What do we need to work on, and where do we need to keep growing to get ourselves prepared for the Southeastern Conference?”

Even a trip to Ann Arbor may not fully prepare Texas for the grind of the SEC, where it “just means more” and hostile crowds are “just more mean.”

But on Saturday, the Southeastern Conference will be cheering on the Longhorns.

Well, the SEC office suits who allowed the Longhorns in will.

SEC fan bases in College Station, Fayetteville, Norman and probably Knoxville and Baton Rouge won’t. The very idea would be just too nauseating

 

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4 hours ago, nnm said:

Please don't CR this thread.  

He’ll keep doing it because there are no consequences for him doing so. 

1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Daddy98 been hitting the bottle 

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