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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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1 hour ago, Sabalo said:

NGL, those Florida dudes are funnier than most of Surly.

Florida is where EDSBS started, so it shouldn't be any surprise.

Always liked Florida.

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15 minutes ago, Deej said:

They are young enough to be his granddaughters.

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1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

Florida is where EDSBS started, so it shouldn't be any surprise.

Always liked Florida.

 Do they still post on there?

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14 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

So did they put out an injury report without Weigman one day and then with him the next? I can't imagine they are dumb enough to be playing fast and loose with the injury report, but putting their starting qb on it the day after not listing him seems like a rather big deal.

These dipshits do realize that the purpose of the injury report is to prevent insider information for gambling purposes, and all the temptations and nefarious shit that comes with it, right? 

Elko just might be a blithering idiot. 

coming back to this post from mitch...

after trying to make sense of the last 48 hours of as the aggy turns, i keep thinking trev alberts is partially or wholly responsible for the "botched"(?) injury report

i have a hunch (with no confirmation) that trev was/is responsible for the information embargo and the emasculation of looch, and with weigman's dad funding the "AUF trophy", there is an unwritten and yet-unknown backstory here

has anyone run to ground the real-world existence of pat?   maybe pat was posting last year, but pat's appearance on the scene also coincides with albert's arrival.....

27 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I don't know about that. Surly has some funny fucking people. Find me anyone from Florida who has their own @HenryJames @THUJONE or @Hank Scorpio

Hey fuck you, guy.

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8 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I have a gut feeling Reed starts tomorrow. 

Elko has gut feeling also.

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Hey fuck you, guy.

It's your own damn fault for not having him on ignore 

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Man @closetojumping absolutely nailed this from back in mid August 

 

 

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Man, I'm starting to think the ags are taking this whole "pretending to be military" thing a bit too far. Reed and Regis, just be sure to pick up Hicks and Weigman's rifles when they drop them.

21 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Man @closetojumping absolutely nailed this from back in mid August 

 

 

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Yes but the fact that he did sustain an injury and they didn’t use it as a reason to sit him for reed suggests that there’s political shit at play. Why did he need to play at all vs mcneese?  All that does is make him look better so that a change is more controversial. 
 

Why not say he is hurt, because he was, and have reed go for 60 against mcneese so that he looks great and it’s easier to keep him in there at least through Florida?

why not list weigman on the first injury report, then add him a day later?  Trying to confuse Florida doesn’t make much sense, but I guess that shouldn’t disqualify it from being the reason. 

34 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Did Wiggy get his footwork cleaned up? Because that’s what was holding him back. 

My dead brothers friend had a uncle who has a cousin who heard from a team insider wiiiggy injured his foot.

 

so no.

4 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Time to write in aggy’s South Carolina game as a loss. 

Maybe LSU is just really shitty. Thus far is seems like the SEC, other than Texas and Georgia, is overrated.

15 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Thus far is seems like the SEC, other than Texas and Georgia, is overrated.

it's a turdition

47 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Maybe LSU is just really shitty. Thus far is seems like the SEC, other than Texas and Georgia, is overrated.

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Listen, I couldn't name everyone. It would take up 6 pages all by itself. This entire site is fucking hilarious. It's why it's the best site on the internet that's not entirely porn. 

Anyone who's wants to fuck me --->  slide into my DMs 

14 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Hey fuck you, guy.

You know you're up there, buddy. 

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4 hours ago, Hornlover said:

Maybe LSU is just really shitty. Thus far is seems like the SEC, other than Texas and Georgia, is overrated.

SEC was the strongest conference in America until the sips joined.

Domer game and the aggy game should put some wind in the texags sails so that will be fun to read as it unfolds. 

6 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

$5 says Weigman plays for Oregon next year. 

I was thinking G5 or juco

6 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

$5 says Weigman plays for Oregon next year. 

Weigman vs. Dante Moore would be an interesting QB battle 

$5 says Weigman plays for Oregon next year. 
Sammy State already set at QB?

Back up QB having success against a paper soft team establishing unrealistic expectations? Click click click

Boy we are going to get some serious sunshine pumping from Looch/texags this week.

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Boy we are going to get some serious sunshine pumping from Looch/texags this week.

the question is are they going to take off the muzzle

"weigman just goes away quietly" may not be a thing, and why it's not a thing may have something to do with the shenanigans around this injury for the past 2 weeks.....

cotton holdings is a DISASTER RELIEF company (i.e. a conduit for the sharpe slush fund)

they pay weigman's nil:

https://cottonholdings.com/news/cotton-holdings-announces-multi-year-partnership-with-texas-am-athletics-and-nil-deal-with-true-freshman-all-american-qb-conner-weigman

they are paying for the stupid trophy that aggy are never going to win:

https://cottonholdings.com/news/cotton-holdings-named-title-sponsor-of-the-lone-star-showdown-rivalry-series

polly want a cracker?

34 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

"weigman just goes away quietly" may not be a thing, and why it's not a thing may have something to do with the shenanigans around this injury for the past 2 weeks.....

cotton holdings is a DISASTER RELIEF company (i.e. a conduit for the sharpe slush fund)

they pay weigman's nil:

https://cottonholdings.com/news/cotton-holdings-announces-multi-year-partnership-with-texas-am-athletics-and-nil-deal-with-true-freshman-all-american-qb-conner-weigman

they are paying for the stupid trophy that aggy are never going to win:

https://cottonholdings.com/news/cotton-holdings-named-title-sponsor-of-the-lone-star-showdown-rivalry-series

polly want a cracker?

Show him another magic trick and he just might run away on his own volition 

1 hour ago, PilotsError said:

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"Even speaks eloquently" to the amazement of aggy everywhere!

6 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

"Even speaks eloquently" to the amazement of aggy everywhere!

cash me outside

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

"weigman just goes away quietly" may not be a thing, and why it's not a thing may have something to do with the shenanigans around this injury for the past 2 weeks.....

cotton holdings is a DISASTER RELIEF company (i.e. a conduit for the sharpe slush fund)

they pay weigman's nil:

https://cottonholdings.com/news/cotton-holdings-announces-multi-year-partnership-with-texas-am-athletics-and-nil-deal-with-true-freshman-all-american-qb-conner-weigman

they are paying for the stupid trophy that aggy are never going to win:

https://cottonholdings.com/news/cotton-holdings-named-title-sponsor-of-the-lone-star-showdown-rivalry-series

polly want a cracker?

LOL…put the tin foil hat away my man.  

1 hour ago, derp said:

Show him another magic trick and he just might run away on his own volition 

Bruh 

6 hours ago, derp said:

I was thinking G5 or juco

aggy will try to keep him in the system and slide him over to prairie view.  If you know what I mean

Now the gomers have a new QB, the old one can transfer to UT for baseball :)

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“They haven’t played anyone with a pulse” and in the same breathe “Tennessee could be number one right now”.

Tennessee has run up the score at home on Chattanooga, nc state, and Kent state. Real murderers row there.

11 hours ago, PilotsError said:

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God the fucking nicknames. “What’s his nickname going to be?” They are so fucking pathetic. And the “he even manages to speak eloquently” is a nice racist dog whistle that they managed to sneak in there. Jesus these clowns are the worst. 

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