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29 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

Yes aggy, you get to leave behind Texas, Georgia, Bama, Tennessee, and LSU and replace them with those pissants of Ohio State, Michigan, Penn State, Oregon, and USC. It's foolproof!

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Being named the #1 or #2 most over-rated team over the last 10 years is necessarily going to draw significant push-back and anger from them because it contradicts a central tenet of aggy belief. Aggy cult law #4: the world loves the 'sips and hates us because of the BOMC-- the 'sips are over-rated, and we are never given credit.

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The data on the Aggies is getting so voluminous that even those delusional dipshits are struggling to come up with “theories” to try and dispute their failures. It’s awesome. 

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6 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

The data on the Aggies is getting so voluminous that even those delusional dipshits are struggling to come up with “theories” to try and dispute their failures. It’s awesome. 

Well, they are the best team that routinely squeezes its nuts in public. 

Always have been.

Fucking weirdos.

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On 8/18/2025 at 1:55 AM, Rimbo said:

iitywybad?

 

On 8/18/2025 at 7:48 AM, RomaVicta said:

You from Wales?


🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 

I went to Wales this summer for the first time ever, so this hits close to home. 

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A few things I've never understood about aggie and difference between our fan bases.

Texas - yep we've had plenty of bad years, hired a buffoon of a coach in Herman (was totally against that hire). Strong actually did what he was brought in to do, hatchet man to get things in place for the next guy. He cleaned up the bad stuff pretty damn well. We owned all of that and the failures, etc. It was never a random play from greatness or some pipe dream. 

Aggie seems to fabricate reality for them. There's a post a few pages back about how great they're going to be this year. DID YOU WATCH THE SPRING GAME! Reed couldn't hit a barn until he had a fit and they put in scrubs for the defense against him in the 2nd half. Ohh, yep missed a few OL and it was mix and match - but they sucked against a very bad defense. 4th and 1 play, yea we got this for new aggy year, nope got stuffed Ethan Burke style for a loss as usual.

What in the hell makes them think they are a playoff team or worthy of anything other than mockery amazes me. 8-4 will be a gift if they hit that.

Will we struggle, yep and we'll own it. Not some random BS play or whatever like aggy fabricates. No clue how any of those people succeed at life. Own it, do better, fix the problem seems to work in business. No idea on selling insurance though. 

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4 hours ago, hornlife said:

A few things I've never understood about aggie and difference between our fan bases.

Texas - yep we've had plenty of bad years, hired a buffoon of a coach in Herman (was totally against that hire). Strong actually did what he was brought in to do, hatchet man to get things in place for the next guy. He cleaned up the bad stuff pretty damn well. We owned all of that and the failures, etc. It was never a random play from greatness or some pipe dream. 

Aggie seems to fabricate reality for them. There's a post a few pages back about how great they're going to be this year. DID YOU WATCH THE SPRING GAME! Reed couldn't hit a barn until he had a fit and they put in scrubs for the defense against him in the 2nd half. Ohh, yep missed a few OL and it was mix and match - but they sucked against a very bad defense. 4th and 1 play, yea we got this for new aggy year, nope got stuffed Ethan Burke style for a loss as usual.

What in the hell makes them think they are a playoff team or worthy of anything other than mockery amazes me. 8-4 will be a gift if they hit that.

Will we struggle, yep and we'll own it. Not some random BS play or whatever like aggy fabricates. No clue how any of those people succeed at life. Own it, do better, fix the problem seems to work in business. No idea on selling insurance though. 

You are giving Charlie Strong way too much credit.

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@RomaVicta , pure gold as always. You never disappoint. The aggy OL winning that award is pure delusion.

I Agree Army and others. Strong was a huge disappointment in having the skills to manage a team like Texas to win. I do think the powers at the time were so focused on trying to rid the team of some severe cultural issues/players/etc. they totally missed this aspect or lack thereof in his ability. 

I think he did a good hatchet man job. Got rid of 20ish problem players? Did instill some good work ethic. Then we get pee test Tom. 

The real point I was poorly trying to make is Longhorns as a fanbase own our screw ups. There aren't excuses some one play away from greatness, whatever credo. We shit the bed on both for tbh some glaringly obvious reasons we should have identified in screening. Aggy is the exact opposite. Hell some of them still want Fisher back! 

CDC and team did the opposite. When interviewed about the Sark hire...he came in with a plan for everything he wanted to make happen. Coaches he could and wanted to hire, team mgmt, the offense and defense he wanted - on and on - even practice schedules. Sark actually blew their minds on how prepared he was for the job. I'm thrilled it worked and we are in a good place now. Also thrilled at how Sark has represented UT with class always. His interviews, soundbites are great. 

Glad we get to own this one and I think most Texas fans would say - Not sure if we will do it but we are in a good position to compete for a title this and probably next year, etc. Meanwhile, Aggy has yet to realize their 2nd string QB is better than Reed will ever be. It's like they haven't watched their own Spring game or well, the made up practice reports... 

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9 minutes ago, hornlife said:

@RomaVicta , pure gold as always. You never disappoint. The aggy OL winning that award is pure delusion.

I Agree Army and others. Strong was a huge disappointment in having the skills to manage a team like Texas to win. I do think the powers at the time were so focused on trying to rid the team of some severe cultural issues/players/etc. they totally missed this aspect or lack thereof in his ability. 

I think he did a good hatchet man job. Got rid of 20ish problem players? Did instill some good work ethic. Then we get pee test Tom. 

The real point I was poorly trying to make is Longhorns as a fanbase own our screw ups. There aren't excuses some one play away from greatness, whatever credo. We shit the bed on both for tbh some glaringly obvious reasons we should have identified in screening. Aggy is the exact opposite. Hell some of them still want Fisher back! 

CDC and team did the opposite. When interviewed about the Sark hire...he came in with a plan for everything he wanted to make happen. Coaches he could and wanted to hire, team mgmt, the offense and defense he wanted - on and on - even practice schedules. Sark actually blew their minds on how prepared he was for the job. I'm thrilled it worked and we are in a good place now. Also thrilled at how Sark has represented UT with class always. His interviews, soundbites are great. 

Glad we get to own this one and I think most Texas fans would say - Not sure if we will do it but we are in a good position to compete for a title this and probably next year, etc. Meanwhile, Aggy has yet to realize their 2nd string QB is better than Reed will ever be. It's like they haven't watched their own Spring game or well, the made up practice reports... 

strong was a shitty coach. Bottom ten percent of the 120 or so coaches in college football.  I think he had a sub 90 IQ or CTE.  He also hired an awful staff. He sucked in all aspects and sucked so bad I pulled against Texas against Kansas because I wanted him gone. That loss meant we didn’t even have to hear any racial bullshit.  

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18 hours ago, Napoleon said:

 


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I went to Wales this summer for the first time ever, so this hits close to home. 

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Jealous. I'm half Welsh, and have wanted to go check out that side of my heritage for ages. Looks like a beautiful country.

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strong was a shitty coach. Bottom ten percent of the 120 or so coaches in college football.  I think he had a sub 90 IQ or CTE.  He also hired an awful staff. He sucked in all aspects and sucked so bad I pulled against Texas against Kansas because I wanted him gone. That loss meant we didn’t even have to hear any racial bullshit.  

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1 hour ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:


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Go read his deposition in the wickline case.  I’ve taken hundreds of depositions and read a thousand transcripts.  From CEOs to 8th grade dropouts.  His was the dumbest person’s I’ve ever read.  

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On 8/22/2025 at 10:57 AM, Butch Had Not said:

Nobody plays the could have/ would have game better than these guys. 

Not only that, but you know who totally sucks at games that were never played??? Texas, that’s who! They always would have lost.

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3 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Not only that, but you know who totally sucks at games that were never played??? Texas, that’s who! They always would have lost.

Yep, Horns woulda been 0-fer sure.

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Go read his deposition in the wickline case.  I’ve taken hundreds of depositions and read a thousand transcripts.  From CEOs to 8th grade dropouts.  His was the dumbest person’s I’ve ever read.  

I was just referring to the rooting for Kansas part.
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18 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Go read his deposition in the wickline case.  I’ve taken hundreds of depositions and read a thousand transcripts.  From CEOs to 8th grade dropouts.  His was the dumbest person’s I’ve ever read.  

The fact that Patterson even put him in that position and then hung him out to dry over an assistant coach was a fireable offense for the AD.

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On 8/22/2025 at 12:50 PM, Foosters said:

That one guy says aggy was a "4th down completion away" from making the SEC championship game. Anyone know what that's referring to?

It had to be our game. If they beat us they’d have gone, right.

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58 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It had to be our game. If they beat us they’d have gone, right.

They do say that had they scored the touchdown that would have put them within one score and time to win as though that would be a foregone conclusion.

Did they even try a pass at our goal line? 

My only real concern in that series was shutting out their offense altogether. Box checked.

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So they were a hypothetical fourth down conversion away from not losing to a mediocre team and hence being allowed to play a second time against a team that, in the words of their coach, annihilated them. They must be so proud.

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Likely them dropping that ball in OT cost us a sec title.  Or if Guilbeau pulls his head out of his ass and just gets in the way of the Georgia TE on the Barron pick.  That would have been an iconic play in Texas history.  

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On 8/21/2025 at 6:29 PM, SameSame said:

Armybrat having store brand homemade vanilla at the ready could not be more on point.  Straight down the checklist.

Blue bell is not even remotely good enough to cost what it costs. 

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Holy smokes ... can't believe these guys thought this made for a good tweet.
The look, the demeanor, the talk, the tone ... 
 
 
 

Dude had all off-season to injector pen his belly with Zepbound and didn't do shit to fix his health.
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26 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Holy smokes ... can't believe these guys thought this made for a good tweet.

The look, the demeanor, the talk, the tone ... 

 

 

 

He can complete sentences without saying fuck. You could have fooled me after the Netflix documentary.

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31 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Holy smokes ... can't believe these guys thought this made for a good tweet.

The look, the demeanor, the talk, the tone ... 

 

 

 

My goodness, what an inspiring pep talk!
Think I’ll take a nap now.

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2 hours ago, William Bludworth said:

My only worry about this game is Guilbeau playing corner. He's never had an INT, only 7 PBU, and that's about it, a they want to possibly one on one him with arguably the best WR in the country? 

I have a feeling we are going to see a bunch of Kobe Black

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Just now, Texasborn91 said:

I have a feeling we are going to see a bunch of Kobe Black

I'm all for this. I think he's the best CB opposite Muhammad. He showed out when he had the chance, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Maybe let Littleton get his feet wet, too. Gilbeau just doesn't seem to do much when he's on the field. 

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