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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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On 4/24/2023 at 2:57 PM, Mr. Drummond said:

It's almost as if Sark put Arch behind the freshman Oline, and didn't give him cook vs a walk-on on purpose.    Hmmm.

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2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

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Heh. This coming from a fan of the school now closing in on a full century of ineptitude. 

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17 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Aggy is going to the portal after Deion and going to find it like the old rep lounge on shaggy after @RamjetFDO and his ilk desecrated the upholstery with questionable hookers and whatever comes out of bert after a wild night.

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3 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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Fify, remember it's aggy.

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aggy with the cutting draft insight

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What an extraordinary collection of idiots.
The only way the Mannings can invest a million dollars in Austin real estate is through a sweet hook-up with UT where all they have to do is sacrifice Arch's career by placing him in LA lite. 
Or, there is some advantage to paying Arch illegally under the table.
Everyone knows Arch is a scrub. Why would Texas do this? Why? Because tu is all about appearances while A&M is all about championships dignity honor facilities!
That Breckenridge tract of land west of MoPac ain't gonna sell itself. Cooper is just the man to sell ol Tarrytown chic to the 'Nawlins Bourgeois once the Mannings are done.
10 hours ago, texifornia said:

aggy with the cutting draft insight

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Wow.

Did he mention how the night was for black running backs?  Or linebackers?

Since we're being so...specific.

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

aggy with the cutting draft insight

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Is he aware it isn’t 1982 anymore?

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6 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Is he aware it isn’t 1982 anymore?

to be fair, A&M went 5-6 in 82

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and 5-7 in 2022 so you can understand his confusion.

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

aggy with the cutting draft insight

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Because of course.

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

aggy with the cutting draft insight

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On 4/27/2023 at 2:32 PM, tejas60 said:

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WTF? do they call themselves TESSUS aggy?

It's hard to pronounce it correctly with the cocks in their mouths. 

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Posted in the aggy recruiting thread, but to good not to put here as well.

 

19 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Posted in the aggy recruiting thread, but to good not to put here as well.

 

The quotation marks really set it off. 

27 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Posted in the aggy recruiting thread, but to good not to put here as well.

 

So.... what the fuck was the catalyst that convinced the aggy recruiting gurus this was a good idea? Are tehy trying to remind the recruits that they have on OL coach, or just trying to highlight that they have a piece of shit with limited credentials as a OL coach... those quotation marks are doing a shit ton of work in that graphic..

43 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Posted in the aggy recruiting thread, but to good not to put here as well.

 

Gosh this is even better when you open up the entire picture. In the bottom left, it lists the following as his former players:

Andre Williams

Markice Pouncey

Mike Pouncey

Chris Lindstrom

And...

Tim Tebow?

1 hour ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Gosh this is even better when you open up the entire picture. In the bottom left, it lists the following as his former players:

Andre Williams

Markice Pouncey

Mike Pouncey

Chris Lindstrom

And...

Tim Tebow?

You think just any o-line coach could teach this? 

 

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LHF is teasing some fun content from the Achane freefall. Just as good as Bijan, right?

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Ha ha ha ha .... gold!

 

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Edit:  Adding moar gold!

(Show us some RESPECT!, ESipN!!)

 

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A few more carrots ... err, carats ...

3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

The quotation marks really set it off. 

Thank you for the inspiration

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4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Sounds like some aggy need re-education camp.

He’s a perfect Aggie. Well, except for the fact he’s African American. I know most of their alum resent that. But he’s got the mindset nailed. 

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13 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

The quotation marks really set it off. 

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51 minutes ago, Deej said:

Sounds like some aggy need re-education camp.

Now that I think about it, maybe that's why they call it fish camp. In order to be an aggy fan, you need to have a short memory 🤔

21 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Now that I think about it, maybe that's why they call it fish camp. In order to be an aggy fan, you need to have a short memory 🤔

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43 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Retweet, retweet, retweet to Billy and their recruits!

Achane dropped?  Whatever espn is using on their draft tracker had him as the 78th overall player and he went 84th.  Seems like pretty good agreement. 

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Achane dropped?  Whatever espn is using on their draft tracker had him as the 78th overall player and he went 84th.  Seems like pretty good agreement. 

No doubt their little aggy feelings are hurt because of the 75 picks between Achane and Bijan. But yeah mid 3rd round for Achane seems like exactly where he should've gone. Whenever there's a possibility of running with a "We were disrespected" story line, aggy will do everything they can to fluff it and make it harden and rise. Perpetual anger, resentment and feeling disrespected are their only joys in life, other than fucking with livestock.

NFL teams have to question the critical thinking skills of anyone who would go play for aggy. 

How about nfl teams don’t like 5’8 185 lb runnings backs in early rounds no matter how fast and productive they were in college or at which college they played?

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Says the guy who went undrafted and got cut in training camp.

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1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Says the guy who went undrafted and got cut in training camp.

He only got cut because by the time he showed up, training camp was over.

#slowneal

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3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Just comes up one tweet short where he realizes if they were good enough to win championships they'd be worth believing in as players. Plain and simple

4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Wasn't there a report from Niners training camp last yr where they were talking about struggles in coverage?   They mentioned O'neal getting burned on a route...

....  by the athletic trainer!!!!!!   

I swear I saw it here..  anyone save that link?

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3 minutes ago, walker said:

Wasn't there a report from Niners training camp last yr where they were talking about struggles in coverage?   They mentioned O'neal getting burned on a route...

....  by the athletic trainer!!!!!!   

I swear I saw it here..  anyone save that link?

5. Safety Leon O'Neal Jr.

Gave up a touchdown catch to a ball boy during warmups. Seriously. Kyle Shanahan threw the pass. O'Neal let the ball boy cross his face on a post route and could not recover in time to catch him. To be fair, the 49ers are known to have excellent ball boys.

 

this gem was discovered by @Rickylovesweed.   

 

Is it possible Shanahan only invited sloneal to camp in order to clown him?

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