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1 hour ago, Tylerocks said:

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Texas State University Alumni. I love sports. I love the Packers,Spurs, Houston Astros Chicago Blackhawks and Texas A&M Aggies. Get at me! #TxStTrendSetters.

 

This dude is all over the map with his sports fandom.

TShirt Aggy at it's finest.

Stop that crap stooopid sip, aggy ain't got none tee shurt fans

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20 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Stop that crap stooopid sip, aggy ain't got none tee shurt fans

Well, technically, they are wife-beater fans, so I guess that tells us real good, huh?

aggy should have lobbied for a new category for worst officiated game of the year, would have gotten a trophy.

7 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, technically, they are wife-beater fans, so I guess that tells us real good, huh?

Yerp...

I feel like the cadets need their own thread. I've seen em around when I've had jobs on the campus. Last time I paid a bit more attention. High level autism with those poor souls. They can't run but they can't walk? They do this weird speedwalk shit.

So I never realized they walk to have these awkward conversation with people to learn how to be Aggy or something?

HOWDY MAM

YES MAM 

blah blah. Fucking silly.

I do always give everyone there a sarcastic howdy and get one back every time, guaranteed. 😂

1,017 yards in one game.  Now THAT'S some SEC Big Boy Defense!  LOL at the 7 on 7 Big Dumpster Fire plays.  Whoop!

1017 yards and 197 plays for an average of 5.16 yards per play. That’s only about half a first down per play. That’s how the big boys play defense.
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13 minutes ago, Zavala said:

I do always give everyone there a sarcastic howdy and get one back every time, guaranteed. 😂

I have always, my entire life, greeted people with a "howdy." Not an in-your-face "howdy" like aggy does, but "howdy" all the same. It is NOT an aggy thing, it is an old school Texas thing. In the 1970s in Llano, San Angelo, Marfa, Harlingen, and a half dozen other places where my family was scattered about, I'd visit relatives with zero connection to the li'l farming school in the armpit of Texas, and they'd all say "howdy" as a greeting.

I get the feeling the term went out of favor, actually, as soon as the media presence for aggy increased enough that people started associating it with Texas A&M. They are so obnoxious that they ruin everything they touch, including a good old fashioned Texas greeting.

14 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I have always, my entire life, greeted people with a "howdy." Not an in-your-face "howdy" like aggy does, but "howdy" all the same. It is NOT an aggy thing, it is an old school Texas thing. In the 1970s in Llano, San Angelo, Marfa, Harlingen, and a half dozen other places where my family was scattered about, I'd visit relatives with zero connection to the li'l farming school in the armpit of Texas, and they'd all say "howdy" as a greeting.

I get the feeling the term went out of favor, actually, as soon as the media presence for aggy increased enough that people started associating it with Texas A&M. They are so obnoxious that they ruin everything they touch, including a good old fashioned Texas greeting.

I'm surprised aggy hasn't claimed "howdy" as the official greeting and start suing others for its use.  Whoop di do!

I've always used howdy and have been trying to cut back on it lest I be accused of aggydum

21 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I have always, my entire life, greeted people with a "howdy." Not an in-your-face "howdy" like aggy does, but "howdy" all the same. It is NOT an aggy thing, it is an old school Texas thing. In the 1970s in Llano, San Angelo, Marfa, Harlingen, and a half dozen other places where my family was scattered about, I'd visit relatives with zero connection to the li'l farming school in the armpit of Texas, and they'd all say "howdy" as a greeting.

I get the feeling the term went out of favor, actually, as soon as the media presence for aggy increased enough that people started associating it with Texas A&M. They are so obnoxious that they ruin everything they touch, including a good old fashioned Texas greeting.

Same here with the howdy.  Now when I say it out of habit I cringe.

Looking for better greeting, like hey bitch.

3 minutes ago, deft said:

I've always used howdy and have been trying to cut back on it lest I be accused of aggydum

I’ll compare my country bonafides to anyone’s and anybody who says “howdy” is an absolute fucking corncob 

10 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

I’ll compare my country bonafides to anyone’s and anybody who says “howdy” is an absolute fucking corncob 

A real corncob says "Howdy do"

3 hours ago, Zavala said:

What happens when Texas beats LSU (without overtime) and then aggy goes on to lose to LSU this year?

LSU didn’t want to be there. They were focusing on SEC play. They just get up more for their true rival. 

 

Oh, and the obvious home vs road venue. 

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58 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I have always, my entire life, greeted people with a "howdy." Not an in-your-face "howdy" like aggy does, but "howdy" all the same. It is NOT an aggy thing, it is an old school Texas thing. In the 1970s in Llano, San Angelo, Marfa, Harlingen, and a half dozen other places where my family was scattered about, I'd visit relatives with zero connection to the li'l farming school in the armpit of Texas, and they'd all say "howdy" as a greeting.

I get the feeling the term went out of favor, actually, as soon as the media presence for aggy increased enough that people started associating it with Texas A&M. They are so obnoxious that they ruin everything they touch, including a good old fashioned Texas greeting.

I've used it a bit as well. It just gets very tempting there because the cult way is to return it. Gigidy!

4 hours ago, Zavala said:

What happens when Texas beats LSU (without overtime) and then aggy goes on to lose to LSU this year?

Would like them to finally play Jawja too

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47 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Same here with the howdy.  Now when I say it out of habit I cringe.

Looking for better greeting, like hey bitch.

It's Texas. You just need to give the head nod.

How do ye Aggie?

3 hours ago, Dirk X West said:

I can't say whining about not winning an Espy is the most aggy thing ever (that would have to be fucking a goat or having a circle jerk with fellow cadets), but it's up there.

That's the kinda trophy they need, because it's all they got.  Seriously, is there another program in American with the resources, talent pool, size, support (and no bothersome stringent academic standards) that's accomplished less?  

Did aggy get that from John Wayne?   Welllllll, howdy ma'm, and tip his hat....or something like that?  .....and you better believe it...Pilgrim.

On 7/3/2019 at 4:14 PM, Steel Shank said:

I'm shortening my handle to "The St-ank"

You heard me.

 

The St-ank

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not teally sure

6 hours ago, Zavala said:

What happens when Texas beats LSU (without overtime) and then aggy goes on to lose to LSU this year?

If Texas beats LSU while they lose to both Georgia and LSU, their recruiting would tank. 

3 minutes ago, texaslong said:

If Texas beats LSU while they lose to both Georgia and LSU, their recruiting would tank. 

I thought you were joking at first but they really do expect to win 10 games this year. I wonder if they are overselling expectations on the trail.

2 minutes ago, Goodman said:

I thought you were joking at first but they really do expect to win 10 games this year. I wonder if they are overselling expectations on the trail.

They wouldn’t be able to negative recruit Texas being in the Big 12 anymore.

They wouldn’t be able to negative recruit Texas being in the Big 12 anymore.

You’re under the impression they wouldn’t lie.
10 hours ago, Deej said:

It's Texas. You just need to give the head nod.

Or the index finger lift while driving.

5 hours ago, C-Man said:

WGAF about the ESPYs?

I had never heard of the term “ESPYs” until reading this thread. Honest injun.

WGAF about the ESPYs?
Many years ago I used to watch them. Once it got political on stage I stopped.

I dont like politics mixed in with my sports. Unless Rachael maddow and Sean hannity were to fight each other in the octagon. Those dudes seem tough.
8 hours ago, Goodman said:

I thought you were joking at first but they really do expect to win 10 games this year. I wonder if they are overselling expectations on the trail.

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 Jimbo also said, "If you want to screw your wife, you can't be scared to watch."

From /r/dankmemes, which has nothing to do with Texas or aggy specifically, yet apparently still relishes the opportunity to make fun of them:

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I had never heard of the term “ESPYs” until reading this thread. Honest injun.


You’re better off

This is coming out soon.   Not a parody, I promise.  Like how they say "a college" changed...not a "world class university"

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Not sure aggy changed all that much after 1999. Hell, they haven’t changed much since 1899.

I'm not gonna miss 'em at all, but I do enjoy the odd bit of "that's so aggy" bizzaro-world stuff I encounter here.

The guy to whom we are selling our house? Yeah, he's a descendant of the guy who drove Lee Harvey Oswald to the book depository that fateful day. Because, you know... aggy.

On 7/11/2019 at 7:26 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

I have always, my entire life, greeted people with a "howdy." Not an in-your-face "howdy" like aggy does, but "howdy" all the same. It is NOT an aggy thing, it is an old school Texas thing. In the 1970s in Llano, San Angelo, Marfa, Harlingen, and a half dozen other places where my family was scattered about, I'd visit relatives with zero connection to the li'l farming school in the armpit of Texas, and they'd all say "howdy" as a greeting.

I get the feeling the term went out of favor, actually, as soon as the media presence for aggy increased enough that people started associating it with Texas A&M. They are so obnoxious that they ruin everything they touch, including a good old fashioned Texas greeting.

Truth.

My son for some odd reason actually applied to that outhouse of a school in Collie Station four years ago for undergrad and every damn piece of mail he got from Collie Station started off with "howdy."   Didn't matter if it was junk style mailer or an actual personal letter,   howdy was somewhere to be seen.   

Thankfully he wised up and  went elsewhere.  

5 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Guess who went completely unmentioned besides Vanderbilt.

Slippery Rock?

1 hour ago, msucolt45 said:

aggy only considers themselves relevant.

Wait a second. I was told they're the team Saban most fears. 

 

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That's because over a selective, one year span, aggy owns Bama.

Ok cairn, try to stay with us now.

Just following the turdition of Johnny Football.

Guess who went completely unmentioned besides Vanderbilt.


My Ole Miss Rebels?



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