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On 7/5/2019 at 11:24 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:


Even aggy wasn’t stupid enough to fully guarantee payment without performance. He does actually have to pretend to coach their team to collect under the contract

But is there anything in his contract that prohibits him from coaching at both places and still getting paid by aggy?

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11 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, to be fair, a more serious question would be why they ever pretended that the completely bureaucratically co-opted marketing materials that they were publishing should be called a 'newspaper'.

the indoctrination station eagle and the groid battalion should simply be merged with texags inside the ministry of information.

drop the pretense.  save $.  buy players. profit.

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10 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

So, is that the same Matt Bumgardner who in his entire aggy football career had 37 total receptions, 4 touchdowns and a total of 574 yards?

The same Matt Bumgardner who was a freshman at aggy in 1997 ... the year before Mack arrived at UT?

By "torching Mack's ass for the aggy win in 1999," you mean that he had 1 reception for a 14 yard touchdown in that game on a very nicely thrown ball just out of the reach of Ahmad Brooks?

Should Mack have recruited a career 37 reception receiver to play at Chapel Hill and the induce him to transfer to Texas?

Christ Almighty, the Hate Mack Fucktardery is a race to the bottom of the stupidity barrel.

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1 hour ago, Lidig8r said:

So, is that the same Matt Bumgardner who in his entire aggy football career had 37 total receptions, 4 touchdowns and a total of 574 yards?

The same Matt Bumgardner who was a freshman at aggy in 1997 ... the year before Mack arrived at UT?

By "torching Mack's ass for the aggy win in 1999," you mean that he had 1 reception for a 14 yard touchdown in that game on a very nicely thrown ball just out of the reach of Ahmad Brooks?

Should Mack have recruited a career 37 reception receiver to play at Chapel Hill and the induce him to transfer to Texas?

Christ Almighty, the Hate Mack Fucktardery is a race to the bottom of the stupidity barrel.

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1 hour ago, Lidig8r said:

So, is that the same Matt Bumgardner who in his entire aggy football career had 37 total receptions, 4 touchdowns and a total of 574 yards?

The same Matt Bumgardner who was a freshman at aggy in 1997 ... the year before Mack arrived at UT?

By "torching Mack's ass for the aggy win in 1999," you mean that he had 1 reception for a 14 yard touchdown in that game on a very nicely thrown ball just out of the reach of Ahmad Brooks?

Should Mack have recruited a career 37 reception receiver to play at Chapel Hill and the induce him to transfer to Texas?

Christ Almighty, the Hate Mack Fucktardery is a race to the bottom of the stupidity barrel.

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So, is that the same Matt Bumgardner who in his entire aggy football career had 37 total receptions, 4 touchdowns and a total of 574 yards?
The same Matt Bumgardner who was a freshman at aggy in 1997 ... the year before Mack arrived at UT?
By "torching Mack's ass for the aggy win in 1999," you mean that he had 1 reception for a 14 yard touchdown in that game on a very nicely thrown ball just out of the reach of Ahmad Brooks?
Should Mack have recruited a career 37 reception receiver to play at Chapel Hill and the induce him to transfer to Texas?
Christ Almighty, the Hate Mack Fucktardery is a race to the bottom of the stupidity barrel.
Welp, lemomandaturd is done replying to this thread.
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11 minutes ago, markstanco said:
3 hours ago, Lidig8r said:
So, is that the same Matt Bumgardner who in his entire aggy football career had 37 total receptions, 4 touchdowns and a total of 574 yards?
The same Matt Bumgardner who was a freshman at aggy in 1997 ... the year before Mack arrived at UT?
By "torching Mack's ass for the aggy win in 1999," you mean that he had 1 reception for a 14 yard touchdown in that game on a very nicely thrown ball just out of the reach of Ahmad Brooks?
Should Mack have recruited a career 37 reception receiver to play at Chapel Hill and the induce him to transfer to Texas?
Christ Almighty, the Hate Mack Fucktardery is a race to the bottom of the stupidity barrel.

Welp, lemomandaturd is done replying to this thread.

My bad, on the dates, but I guess for every Baumgartner you miss on you can always secure a Brock Fitzhenry.  

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21 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

RD can give you the specifics, but the cliff’s notes are that they claim 1/3 of the PUF as their endowment (which they can’t spend, that would be the AUF), and they claim of the system school’s endowment including PVA&M as their endowment.  They double dip and claim both the bond money they get and the donations used to pay for the bonds for their new tackle box as revenue for athletics but never claim the actual cost of construction, interest, or repayment.  They still owe the university money even after all of these years of “profits”.  Basically aggy does the opposite of what UGA did and claims to be super profitable when it’s all just smoke a mirrors since they never claim any of the debt they incurred in the books of the AD.  Also they just recently begged the state for more money during the lege session because they didn’t realize that growing from 45k students to 65k student would cost more money.  They pay less for professors than most other schools, even less than UH, and their acceptance rate and student per class ratio are some of the highest in the state.  Basically it’s a shitty school that’s acting like they have a bunch of money but when you actually look past the façade you realize it’s a glorified clown college in the middle of a city where it’s biggest landmark is a water tower surrounded by Soviet style architecture at its finest.

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14 hours ago, lemonandaturd said:

They don't have shit except for beating Kansas State in the Big 12 title game in 1998 thanks largely to a kid from Luling named Matt Baumgartner.  His Dad and Grandpa were Texas football players and he was a high school stud receiver in the mold of Jordan Shipley.  Fucking Mack Brown did not recruit him.  He torched Mack's ass for the  aggy win in 1999 and caught a huge pass in that 98 championship game to seal the aggy win.     

He pushed off big time on that test against Ahmad Brooks and the refs chose not to call it because it was the sympathy bowl

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4 hours ago, Lidig8r said:

So, is that the same Matt Bumgardner who in his entire aggy football career had 37 total receptions, 4 touchdowns and a total of 574 yards?

The same Matt Bumgardner who was a freshman at aggy in 1997 ... the year before Mack arrived at UT?

By "torching Mack's ass for the aggy win in 1999," you mean that he had 1 reception for a 14 yard touchdown in that game on a very nicely thrown ball just out of the reach of Ahmad Brooks?

Should Mack have recruited a career 37 reception receiver to play at Chapel Hill and the induce him to transfer to Texas?

Christ Almighty, the Hate Mack Fucktardery is a race to the bottom of the stupidity barrel.

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9 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

Do you even subtext? Their main rival is now University of Phoenix.

 

I laugh when they claim the number of students on campus as a measure of “aggy greatness.”

In terms terms of enrollment in Texas, A&M trails only Houston Community College. 

Aim high aggy, aim high. 

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Yeah, but Arizona State got something in trade for selling out academically---probably the most attractive co-ed population in North America.  University of Phoenix may have sold out, but they at least provide a decent education to working adults that can't physically travel to a campus.  Texas A&M sold out to get to 70,000+ for what?  To acquire a shitty law school nobody respects and to fight Texas Tech who gets exclusive access to animal "care".  That's it.  They sold their souls for nothing.  They're a worse school in a worse academic conference now.  That's all they have to show for it.  Whoop! 

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13 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, but Arizona State got something in trade for selling out academically---probably the most attractive co-ed population in North America.  University of Phoenix may have sold out, but they at least provide a decent education to working adults that can't physically travel to a campus.  Texas A&M sold out to get to 70,000+ for what?  To acquire a shitty law school nobody respects and to fight Texas Tech who gets exclusive access to animal "care".  That's it.  They sold their souls for nothing.  They're a worse school in a worse academic conference now.  That's all they have to show for it.  Whoop! 

Just goes to show how little you know, stupid sip. They also got a Facebook group begging Waffle Hut to build a franchise there. So stuff that in your peace pipe and smoke it.

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18 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, but Arizona State got something in trade for selling out academically---probably the most attractive co-ed population in North America.  University of Phoenix may have sold out, but they at least provide a decent education to working adults that can't physically travel to a campus.  Texas A&M sold out to get to 70,000+ for what?  To acquire a shitty law school nobody respects and to fight Texas Tech who gets exclusive access to animal "care".  That's it.  They sold their souls for nothing.  They're a worse school in a worse academic conference now.  That's all they have to show for it.  Whoop! 

In all fairness to Texas A&M, they are finally beginning to focus on a mission as an institution.

Instead of simply trying to (badly) mimic what UT Austin was doing, A&M is now focusing on churning out mid-level graduates in STEM-related majors. None of them will be capable of setting the world on fire, but they will be qualified to fill entry and middle management roles in technical fields. They are reaching out to the state community colleges and junior colleges to act as a finishing school for students at those institutions. Finally, at their RELLIS campus, they will be taking students who couldn't qualify at most other institutions, and the developmentally impaired, and giving them the vocational training they need to become gainfully employed in an increasingly technology-driven economy.

Do I expect them to fuck all of that up? Of course, they are aggy.

Remember that aggy is funded at half the level of UT Austin, so their dreams of becoming what UT Austin is have long been unattainable. But by pivoting toward the model of a finishing school for JUCOs and community colleges, with an attached vocational training school for slow learners, they may have finally found something they can aspire to become.

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21 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

Does that dumbass really believe the sec is harder than the big 12 for a safety?  Especially one that runs a 4.9 40?

It's tough being tasked to essentially play as a linebacker chasing after running backs in the SEC. All the smack they talked about LJH's 40 time and the best time slowneal ever mustered was a 4.7 as a safety? He'd be eaten alive in the Big 12 where safeties primarily drop back into coverage opposed to lining up close to the line of scrimmage.

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4 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

, laugh when they claim the number of students on campus as a measure of “aggy greatness.”

In terms terms of enrollment in Texas, A&M trails only Houston Community College. 

Aim high aggy, aim high. 

Lone Star College has 90,000+ so a&m is going for that record. 

 

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