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Can anyone post an example of the redneck white teach expressing their outrage that the UT band was put in the upper deck at WVa yesterday.

I’m sure they are appalled that the visiting band was seated in the upper deck at a college football game. Being such principled individuals, they have to be outraged, just as they were when Texas put the visiting band in the upper deck at DKR earlier this season.

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The funny part is, a good coaching hire really could make all the difference.

 

They're just too stupid to realize that they've never actually made one of those. "If Jimbo can't win here..." Newsflash: if Jimbo can't win there, the only thing it proves is that Jimbo is as mediocre as we all already knew he is.

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2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I read that imaging the Battle Hymn of the Republic playing in the background. I fear the sleeping giant has been awoked.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord! He is trampling out the vintage where the full jizz jars are stored...

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Their culture and traditions are why they lose. Not enough players (who aren’t being paid) want to be part of that. And their bird-chested shit-talking creates too much pressure on a staff and players.

They can’t help themselves but puff up over any perceived meaningless off-field win. They never get to meaningful on-field wins. They’ll never have more than their lone national championship unless they ditch their ridiculous culture. 

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They delude themselves into thinking the losses to Auburn and Clemson were games they might have had a chance to win. In reality, they were never in either of those two games. Yes, their schedule is a tough one, but against decent teams, Jimbo is getting his ass kicked. The Alabama game will also be over by halftime. And so will the Georgia game, and the LSU game.
Jimbo is building nothing so far.
 
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Jimbo is building nothing?

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he IS building something...

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boiled down to Top 10 wins we get:

2018: #8 LSU
2016: #9 Tennessee
2010: #9 Nebraska
2002: #1 OU
2000: #10 KSU
1999: #7 Texas

That's 6 true big wins at home in 20 years. I'm just surprised it took them this long to realize how few big home games we actually win. Kyle Field is a big damn welcome mat.

 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3065890/2#discussion

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On 10/4/2019 at 11:54 AM, THEHORN5561 said:

These aggie recruit graphix are so sick!!   #nojoke

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In 2019 there is no reason to have subpar graphics / people putting out social media stuff. It is one thing when you have some clown like Steve Patterson screwing you, but man. Can you not at least crowdsource some other fake movie titles from among the interns you have associated with the athletic program? 

we are so lucky to have Matt Lange and the social media/creative team. those dudes are killing it!

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

I am going to fucking die laughing if Tech somehow beats rape u this weekend and get in the top 25 as aggy gets knocked out.  Having Texas, SMU and Tech all ranked higher than them would make them really implode more.  Please Lord make this happen

And Arizona knocking off Washington, just to throw salt in the wounds.

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9 hours ago, 6th Street said:

boiled down to Top 10 wins we get:

2018: #8 LSU
2016: #9 Tennessee
2010: #9 Nebraska
2002: #1 OU
2000: #10 KSU
1999: #7 Texas

That's 6 true big wins at home in 20 years. I'm just surprised it took them this long to realize how few big home games we actually win. Kyle Field is a big damn welcome mat.

 

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3065890/2#discussion

So one big win at home every 3+ years.  Salty crowd!

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17 minutes ago, markstanco said:

So one big win at home every 3+ years.  Salty crowd!

OU is the only one of those where you can say "oh yeah, a badly outmatched A&M team way overachieved thanks in part to a boisterous crowd". Our game against them in '99 is such a weird outlier based on the circumstances. The rest are just statistically likely over the course of 120 games or so.

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46 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

OU is the only one of those where you can say "oh yeah, a badly outmatched A&M team way overachieved thanks in part to a boisterous crowd". Our game against them in '99 is such a weird outlier based on the circumstances. The rest are just statistically likely over the course of 120 games or so.

you mean the circumstances of the team hotel chef 'calling in sick' and 100+ players and other program personnel having to eat JITB for a pregame meal for a fucking 10 AM game? And/or their classy fans calling the players and coaches rooms all night long the night before? those circumstances?  

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1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Hater!

aggy's choreographed "yells" are quite intimidating amusing. 

Texas A&M Yell Leaders on Make a GIF

After assessing the problems with their program and why they can't win, the ags have determined the key is more noise during games.

And people honestly think we make this shit up to embarrass aggy.

Their problem is their freak show of a culture makes it impossible for them to recruit well enough to field a quality 2-deep roster. Every year there is a glaring hole in at least one aspect of the game that opposing teams exploit. Last year, it was their defensive secondary. This year it is their o-line, lack of a running game, and defensive secondary.

But the aggys have determined the true problem is not enough noise during he games.

Never change, aggy. Never change.

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And let us not forget. Almost a decade later and every bit as accurate today as the day it was first written:

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Thoughts on Texas A&M...
Fox Sports Show And Radio Host Jim Rome

1) They won't shut up. They have to go on about spirit, and old army, and red ass, and how bonfire represents the burning sensation they have in their urine to beat UT, and blah blah blah. Shut up. You start to get the feeling the entire school was built to spite UT.

2) Forget the fact that when the Texas Legislature back in the 1870's passed legislation to start a state university they also decided to have a subsidiary branch of the main school (University of Texas) that would teach agriculture and mechanics. Aggies love to say their school is older, from where they get that I don't know ...the fact is, the state intended A&M to be a branch of UT. They are like the afterbirth from the original creation. Like Danny Devito in "Twins".

3) So they apparently have this complex, so much so, that they must devote their entire school to trying to prove to UT that they are just as good. All the while, nobody at UT denies that A&M is a good school, yet they won't shut up. So they write a fight song ... about? ... Texas, and how they want to beat them. They have a Fish Camp for freshman where they tell them how bad Texas is and how good A&M and all its traditions are. It is the world's largest known case of ***** envy, and it is manifested in everything A&M does.

4) The people at A&M. Now we all have friends who went to A&M or are at A&M. There are some nice people there. However ... There is the Corp. East Texas' answer to dreams of ROTC kids everywhere. For every boy scout who never learned to stop playing with his GI Joe Toys, there is the Corp. Now, forget the fact that A&M will actually let people with sub-par grades enroll if they agree to join the Corp. Forget the fact that the Corps looked like a Gestapo-hate rally while beating down students on Kyle Field in 1995. Forget the fact that along with the numerous hazing charges that have been filed against them, and swept under the rug over the years, they just this past month have had one Corps member bring charges against another Corps member who apparently had been propositioning others for a little actual sodomy. Not only could I go on with more instances of idiocracy by these Khaki-clad-shaven-headed-dorks, I am sure each of you have your own stories. The point is: We all respect West Point, Annapolis, The Air Force Academy; however, nobody respects the Corp. I imagine they are kind of the laughing stock of the military world. Just because you dress like the Army, and try and act like the Army, does not make you the Army. People at A&M don't even respect these clowns. It is not cool to shave your head and dress up. Halloween is only supposed to be one day of the year. If you want to carry guns and beat up civilians, move to Israel.

5) It is even less cool to slobber on somebody's daughter on national television and call it a tradition. Dry humping 18-year-old girls in the stands at football games is not cool. Not only is it not cool, it should be against the law. I know that in College Station, students are just prone to mount each other on the campus lawn, or in the middle of class, or anytime anything good happens you can just grab the girl sitting next to you and start sucking on her face. But everywhere else in the world, it is looked down upon. Especially if you are doing it on my TV. That is why we have moved the game from Thanksgiving. Because people across the nation were gagging on their turkey when in the middle of watching a football game, some boy scout is tongue thrashing some overweight co-ed during somebody's Thanksgiving dinner. We do not need to see burly women engaged in a suckfest every time your woeful offense manages to put points on the board. Some of these girls are in desperate need of a trip to the Clinique counter. Screw that, forget make-up, it is too late for that, just give them a veil.

6) "T.U." is not funny. It is not insulting. It is dumb. Just imagine if folks from Texas kept talking about M&A and giggling. That would not be funny. In fact, it would be retarded. That's why UT fans don't do it. Please learn.

7) You want to lose the image of country bumpkins, of a people fond of sheep, of people that aren't stupid? Then quit building things that fall down. Quit chasing cheerleaders around with swords on national TV. Quit whooping in church. Quit whooping period. Quit putting up scoreboards for the enjoyment of dead mammals. Quit spending your Friday nights practicing how to yell. Quit telling rape jokes to reporters when you're running for Governor. When you are filling out season ticket renewals, and the form asks for your phone number, h&w. quit putting 258-3999, Height 6'3", Weight 185. Just, collectively, stop making asses of yourselves. Go to East Texas, tour every small town, and ask every red neck with a fifth-grade education why they cheer for A&M and wear maroon. That is your fan base. This is why you are perceived by the educated masses as stupid.

😎 Nobody cares if you think your band is better. They might be louder, they might march in neat little zig zags, but they have no musical ability. The point is, nobody cares who wins halftime. Quit getting geeked up about marching bands. I find it hard to believe you stood through your high school band's entire halftime performance. And why? Cause nobody cared then and nobody cares now. Plus, you can hear them fine sitting down even if you do care. Why is it cool all of a sudden now that you're in college?

9) Men should never let out high-pitched whooping sounds. Perhaps the only justifiable situation in which this can be tolerated is perhaps during an anal probe. Oh wait...I understand now.

10) Dogs are not ladies. They don't look or smell like ladies. Dogs eat their own feces and should be treated accordingly.

11) Finally, College Station is an arm-pit of a town. Quit pretending that it is a great college town. It is a town, and there is a college there. That should be the end of this comparison. If you feel that life doesn't get any better than the Dixie Chicken, and enjoy being stuck in a never-ending "Dukes of Hazard" episode, then move there. More importantly, don't move to Austin ... They are trying to create an educated, technological, and open-minded population base. Austin is, and will continue to be, the birthplace and final resting place of all that is cool.

As my friend, Stephen Johnson, once said: "If the world were ever to get an enema, College Station is where you would connect the hose." If you go to school at A&M, please don't be an Aggie.

God bless the great state of Texas.

 

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4 minutes ago, MoJames said:

I'm assuming the Herbstreit comments on aggy has it's own thread or I'm just missing it here?

Herbie, the Rome story, Duffel Blog (https://www.duffelblog.com/2019/09/texas-am-corps-of-cadets-found-guilty-of-143-years-of-stolen-valor/)

It's all the same comments being endlessly repeated. Nothing we all haven't known since we entered first grade and wondered who "that weird kid" was.

 

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8 hours ago, Modessit said:
9 hours ago, Voluminous Banality said:
Is it just me or does Courtney seem a bit distracted?
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Is that the chick? I doubt it's a coincidence that Jimbo stuck a white boy in next to her. Can't be too careful.

I mean, if you’re reading the body language of this shot, his girlfriend is smiling broadly at the player on the far right, who is also looking at her while Jimbo is looking at the same player with an expression of concern. History repeating itself?

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