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3 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

If you believe Paul Finebaum, it wasn’t “politics,” it was Texas A&M going apeshit that Texas was negotiating a deal and not including A&M in the deal, also. 

https://www.al.com/press-register-sports/2010/04/finebaum_how_texas_nearly_join.html

This is probably my biggest peeve against aggy.   They gleefully went to the sec, when Texas was not invited....the 2nd time around.  Aggy gets legislature involved to prevent Texas from leaving without them, but it’s ok for them.  That’s one scar that will never heal. 

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Will the 25 percent in the stands include thier livestock dates for the games?

On 8/18/2020 at 4:32 PM, jTower said:

Army, Texas A&M develop 'Terminator'-style material that can 'heal itself'

Never change aggy. I’ll look forward RD’s detail debunking and a financial analysis of the wasted expense suffered by the taxpayers of Texas  

 

I call B.S.!!

Skynet- Self aware st 2:14 A.M Eastern time August 29th 1997.

Aggy- No hint of self awareness, possibly even losing ground as of 8:37 CDT August 20th 2020!

23 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

This is probably my biggest peeve against aggy.   They gleefully went to the sec, when Texas was not invited....the 2nd time around.  Aggy gets legislature involved to prevent Texas from leaving without them, but it’s ok for them.  That’s one scar that will never heal. 

I'm sure if Texas wanted to throw it's weight around 10 years ago it could have kept AnM in the big 12.  Texas didn't because they didn't care.  

23 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

This is probably my biggest peeve against aggy.   They gleefully went to the sec, when Texas was not invited....the 2nd time around.  Aggy gets legislature involved to prevent Texas from leaving without them, but it’s ok for them.  That’s one scar that will never heal. 

They forever complain about being little brother. So they went to SECX3, where they are ...

...

little brother. 

Never change aggy. You do you. 

I stopped drinking Karbach when they sold out, but they’re about to blow up, selling shit to gullible morons.

 

 

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7 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I stopped drinking Karbach when they sold out, but they’re about to blow up, selling shit to gullible morons.

 

 

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Aggy football is cloaked in failure and moving to SEC did nothing to change them from being delusional pack of losers they are.

On 8/19/2020 at 9:41 AM, Randolph Duke said:

If you believe Paul Finebaum, it wasn’t “politics,” it was Texas A&M going apeshit that Texas was negotiating a deal and not including A&M in the deal, also. 

https://www.al.com/press-register-sports/2010/04/finebaum_how_texas_nearly_join.html

iirc bowtie stated the reason they got redass was when he went ballistic over the quiet talks to go west which took place without them.  they had long forgotten the sec dalliance, that was 20 years prior.  and 10/12 years ago, we had no intention of not taking them, because the lege had proved time and again that we would never be allowed to get rid of them of our own volition.  they were just pissed they didn't get invited to add no value to the discussion.

the thing that always slays me, was that bill byrne (no doubt with authoritai from on high) told us to fuck off when we offered to do a tv deal with them, and just with only them.  what better justification to "put it on the wall" then "having to make the sips share a tv network with us (aggy)".  they could have owned halftime to eternity with that one.

but no.

30 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Aggy football is cloaked in failure and moving to SEC did nothing to change them from being delusional pack of losers they are.

It makes sense that schools like Oklahoma State has struggled historically, with another power in the state, being a small state and all with a surprising blue blood program. The "second" big school in place like Texas, a large state with robust high school football, should by any evaluation have a major track record of success. Florida has a lot of similarities, and they have three colleges with national titles over the last several decades and historically (and a fourth in UCF that claims one and while laughable they were still a good team that year). The fact that they have been so mediocre for so long is just a testament to their shitty culture that holds them back and the fact that they appeal to natural born losers. This is and always will be one of the most astonishing stats in major sports.

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47 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I stopped drinking Karbach when they sold out, but they’re about to blow up, selling shit to gullible morons.

 

 

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Can't wait for the .500 Program Stout and the Always Little Brother IPA. 

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1 minute ago, Herpa Derpa said:

Can't wait for the .500 Program Stout and the Always Little Brother IPA. 

And a Cream Ale, served in a mason jar. 

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1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I'm sure if Texas wanted to throw it's weight around 10 years ago it could have kept AnM in the big 12.  Texas didn't because they didn't care the fuckers had incipient diarrhea of the mouth and they were doing for us what we would never be allowed to do for ourselves until the year 3000.

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On 8/19/2020 at 12:25 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

This is probably my biggest peeve against aggy.   They gleefully went to the sec, when Texas was not invited....the 2nd time around.  Aggy gets legislature involved to prevent Texas from leaving without them, but it’s ok for them.  That’s one scar that will never heal. 

This is like complaining that your cancerous tumor excised itself and went away, after it didn’t go away when you tried to have it surgically removed. 

27 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

incipient diarrhea of the mouth

Never forget

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2 hours ago, 'stache said:

And a Cream Ale, served in a mason jar. 

Glory Hole Cream Ale

Listeater Lager

13 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I didnt read the whole thing or even 10% of it, but what I saw was random testing of students.

Not sure how this is a negative.

Would you say you read.... 2% of it,?

Would you say you read.... 2% of it,?
Probably. Maybe less. Don't care enough to go back either if you are challenging my stance but you are likely referring to the 2% thing they love
I didnt read the whole thing or even 10% of it, but what I saw was random testing of students.

Not sure how this is a negative.


I assumed if it was an aggy idea, it had to be a bad one.
16 hours ago, 'stache said:

I stopped drinking Karbach when they sold out, but they’re about to blow up, selling shit to gullible morons.

 

 

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Wonder if it tastes like aggy tears

39 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Wonder if it tastes like aggy tears

Somebody needs to put a Seahawks sticker on top of the aggy emblem.  

29 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Smart af.  Brand anything specifically to them, and get ready to retire.  

Slap an SECSECSEC sticker on there and retire faster.

21 hours ago, 'stache said:

I stopped drinking Karbach when they sold out, but they’re about to blow up, selling shit to gullible morons.

 

 

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Was the name "Ass Piss" already taken?

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I’ve tried the 12th man lager. It starts out strong but has a terrible finish. 

I’ve tried the 12th man lager. It starts out strong but has a terrible finish. 


And no better than 5th or 6th in Karbach’s current stable of beers.
22 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I’ve tried the 12th man lager. It starts out strong but has a terrible finish. 

when you drink one for the fist time, it tastes like ass. however, there's always someone around to show you the proper method for imbibing. this experience will be so incredible, that all of your future lineage will drink it religiously. 

28 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I’ve tried the 12th man lager. It starts out strong but has a terrible finish. 

How many people died?

21 hours ago, 'stache said:

It makes sense that schools like Oklahoma State has struggled historically, with another power in the state, being a small state and all with a surprising blue blood program. The "second" big school in place like Texas, a large state with robust high school football, should by any evaluation have a major track record of success. Florida has a lot of similarities, and they have three colleges with national titles over the last several decades and historically (and a fourth in UCF that claims one and while laughable they were still a good team that year). The fact that they have been so mediocre for so long is just a testament to their shitty culture that holds them back and the fact that they appeal to natural born losers. This is and always will be one of the most astonishing stats in major sports.

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Pulling for Northwestern to finish in the final/top 4 in one of those sports soon so aggy is the only remaining Program of Futility.  Would be sweeeeeeeet.

51 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I’ve tried the 12th man lager. It starts out strong but has a terrible finish. 

 Not a terrible finish, it just ran out of hops 

21 hours ago, 'stache said:

(and a fourth in UCF that claims one and while laughable they were still a good team that year).

I don't think it's laughable. It's a fuck you to the playoff committee and playoffs in general for not including more teams. They didn't go undefeated through any fault of their own - just like Utah in 2011 (do I have the year right?).

You can only play the games in front of you.

44 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

How many people died?

I don't know the exact number, but all of them were attributed to COVID.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

I’ve tried the 12th man lager. It starts out strong but has a terrible finish. 

When put up next to other really poor beers it can do well by comparison, but ultimately when you compare it to average to good beers it always comes up lacking.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

I’ve tried the 12th man lager. It starts out strong but has a terrible finish. 

Maybe, but you never know when the place might have too many injuries one night and your name is called for barback immortality.

1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:

Pulling for Northwestern to finish in the final/top 4 in one of those sports soon so aggy is the only remaining Program of Futility.  Would be sweeeeeeeet.

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4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I’ve tried the 12th man lager. It starts out strong but has a terrible finish. 

Yeah, but I hear Druid city brewing in Tuscaloosa is really good, so they’ve got that going for them

6 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I’ve tried the 12th man lager. It starts out strong but has a terrible finish. 

2% alcohol?

I'm sure it will be better next year.

 

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

I don't think it's laughable. It's a fuck you to the playoff committee and playoffs in general for not including more teams. They didn't go undefeated through any fault of their own - just like Utah in 2011 (do I have the year right?).

You can only play the games in front of you.

Playoff committee?  Playoffs?  You mean the 4-team invitational?

6 hours ago, Jack Wilson said:

I don't know the exact number, but all of them were attributed to COVID.

Congratulations, on a thread about Texas A&M, you've somehow managed to become the dumbest mother fucker on display.

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