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https://wakeforest.rivals.com/news/farrell-25-the-top-stars-playing-this-fall 

Farrell 25: The top stars playing this fall 

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So this year, let’s do a Farrell 25 starting today with Nos. 25-21.

 

 21. QB Kellen Mond, Texas A&M 

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The skinny: Mond originally committed to Baylor, but then re-opened his recruitment and eventually signed with Texas A&M. Auburn proved to be the Aggies’ major threat. About to begin his third full season as a starter in College Station, Mond has passed for 6,004 yards and 44 touchdowns and rushed for 975 yards and 15 touchdowns during this time.

Farrell’s take: Mond has been key for Texas A&M and handled the pressure of being thrust into a starting role before he was ready as a freshman. Mond was a guy I stood on the table for as a five-star with zero agreement from our staff, so if he fails, it’s on me for this eval. He reminded me of a young DeShaun Watson with slightly less accuracy but better running ability. So far it’s been up and down, but last season he had a solid year and he continues to show signs of being to break out. There have been many more ups than downs and he’s played some of his best football against the best teams and much is expected this season.

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There is a sickness that runs deep throughout the aggy culture.

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

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So someone thought Mond should have been a 5 star and was only slightly less accurate than Deshaun Watson? The guy completed like 48% of his passes when he was at IMG for fucks sake.

On 9/10/2020 at 4:47 PM, Randolph Duke said:

There is a sickness that runs deep throughout the aggy culture.

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

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Not surprised.

Totally disgusted.

On 9/9/2020 at 11:36 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

My guess is Stockholm syndrome 

 

"As in Stockholm, Norway."

Aggies are the real disease in this state and I know the cure.  

The Ragin' Cajuns.  

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On texags, they’re celebrating the two Big 12 losses. So ironic and such a lack of self awareness

Maybe Aggie will add it to their stadium wall

On 9/10/2020 at 4:47 PM, Randolph Duke said:

There is a sickness that runs deep throughout the aggy culture.

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

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Such faux macho. It's their whole culture.

On 9/9/2020 at 8:49 PM, Deej said:

"About 100 feet away, a group of older, White Texans stood five people deep to guard the figure of Lawrence Sullivan Ross."

Could they say "aggy" instead of "Texans"?

a friendly reminder that aggy is plural, and aggys rhymes with haggis

Their best WR just opted out of the season 

 

 

45 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Their best WR just opted out of the season 

 

 

WHOOP (‘s)!!!

I thought their best WR was who ever is going to replace that guy.

Always looking to the future while ignoring their past. 

Turditions and such. 

54 minutes ago, Deej said:

Always looking to the future while ignoring their past. 

Turditions and such. 

In all honesty, their past wasn’t kind to Texas A&M, its alumni, or supporters.

They have collectively been a running joke to the people of Texas since the days of Jefferson Davis. 

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WoMDIn reply to HateMeNowAggie • 8:38p

My bet is jimbo gave him an ultimatum due to the SJW activities. In the end jimbo sent him packing, but allowed him to save face by quitting in his own.

 

Those braniacs got it all figured out. Jimbo's not putting up with that SJW bullshit, despite the fact they are all losing their minds that their starting QB won't stop with the SJW bullshit. 
 

19 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Those braniacs got it all figured out. Jimbo's not putting up with that SJW bullshit, despite the fact they are all losing their minds that their starting QB won't stop with the SJW bullshit. 
 

Surprised it wasn't Jimbo/SJW call AND he was getting passed up by even better underclassmen that are good ags.

On texags, they’re celebrating the two Big 12 losses. So ironic and such a lack of self awareness

The BDF kicked their ass more than the sec did in conference for nearly 20 years. Luckily for them that number will change with a 6-4 record. I think that should make sec loss percentage higher than BDF which is an obvious victory for aggy. It really is a badge of honor for them.

 

10 hours ago, markstanco said:
On 9/12/2020 at 4:49 PM, DeadArmadillo said:

On texags, they’re celebrating the two Big 12 losses. So ironic and such a lack of self awareness

The BDF kicked their ass more than the sec did in conference for nearly 20 years. Luckily for them that number will change with a 6-4 record. I think that should make sec loss percentage higher than BDF which is an obvious victory for aggy. It really be a badge of honor for them.

6-4? YOU MEAN 5-5

Their best WR just opted out of the season 
 
 
Texags has developed a theory that Ausbon was pushing blm stuff within the team and Jimbo valiantly and voluntarily gave him the boot to put a stop to it.

Oh, but bc Jimbo is such a nice guy, he let Ausbon frame it like he chose to leave instead of being booted.

I shit you not, this is actually what they're claiming happened, and they're pretending the team is better off for the change.

1:28:00 - 2:10:00

Looch really goes all in on Florida State, Big 12, and Texas. "Texas A&M is more of a football school than Florida State. Yea I know they have the history, but we're SEC aggy!"

Then talks about the Big 12 flubs before showing the real scumbag he is about how the Austin and national media prop up "Simple Sam" (you know what he's referencing) when he puts up numbers again nobody.

Just another banner hour of radio for this fanboy piece of shit. 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/SUjx9djf9Ss/0132833-hyem.mp3

 

Looch and his propaganda are a key cog in the A&M roller-coaster. Show some appreciation.

Someone named their kid Infinite?

So, which one of us is going to be surprised by South Austin’s mom with a ring at their door?
1:28:00 - 2:10:00

Looch really goes all in on Florida State, Big 12, and Texas. "Texas A&M is more of a football school than Florida State. Yea I know they have the history, but we're SEC aggy!"

Then talks about the Big 12 flubs before showing the real scumbag he is about how the Austin and national media prop up "Simple Sam" (you know what he's referencing) when he puts up numbers again nobody.

Just another banner hour of radio for this fanboy piece of shit. 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/SUjx9djf9Ss/0132833-hyem.mp3

 

Props for falling on a grenade by listening to that shit. No way I’d waste that much of my life listening to looch. I’d rather watch an infomercial for a timeshare.

 

They’re so envious of Sam’s success it eats them up.

Has anybody pointed out to him that aggy has lost to both Arkansas St. and Louisiana.  Maybe they can lose to Coastal Carolina and complete the Big 12 trifecta themselves.

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

1:28:00 - 2:10:00

Looch really goes all in on Florida State, Big 12, and Texas. "Texas A&M is more of a football school than Florida State. Yea I know they have the history, but we're SEC aggy!"

Then talks about the Big 12 flubs before showing the real scumbag he is about how the Austin and national media prop up "Simple Sam" (you know what he's referencing) when he puts up numbers again nobody.

Oh, the irony of this lopsided head chinbearded greaseball motherfucker calling anyone else "Simple!"

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Mack doesn't get enough credit for making it to a Big 12 championship game with that dude at QB lol.

15 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

This will always be hilarious:

Case McCoy headed on 10-week mission trip - Burnt Orange Nation

Watching Case McCoy scamper off like a jackass to accidentally beat Texas A&M will never not make me laugh.

2 hours ago, TexasMan said:

1:28:00 - 2:10:00

Looch really goes all in on Florida State, Big 12, and Texas. "Texas A&M is more of a football school than Florida State. Yea I know they have the history, but we're SEC aggy!"

Then talks about the Big 12 flubs before showing the real scumbag he is about how the Austin and national media prop up "Simple Sam" (you know what he's referencing) when he puts up numbers again nobody.

Just another banner hour of radio for this fanboy piece of shit. 

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/SUjx9djf9Ss/0132833-hyem.mp3

 

“Bailout Billy” knows all about needing to be propped up by others. 

 

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40 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

This will always be hilarious:

 

19 minutes ago, touchthemonolith said:

Watching Case McCoy scamper off like a jackass to accidentally beat Texas A&M will never not make me laugh.

 

Thuj's masterpiece, though ...

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Oh, the irony of this lopsided head chinbearded greaseball motherfucker calling anyone else "Simple!"
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Mother fucker looks like he’s waiting for the Sam Frodo suckfest to end so he can start on them.
2 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

 

 

Thuj's masterpiece, though ...

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I laugh every time I see this. Oh I how I miss Thuj’s artistic masterpieces!

12 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

stupid sip. our reseevers are primed for brake-out seasons!

Without the aggy “cupcake” OOC schedule, they are staring at a 6-4 or 5-5 season! It’s tough to even be bowl-eligible when they don’t have their usual 4-5 “purchased” wins!

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Oh, the irony of this lopsided head chinbearded greaseball motherfucker calling anyone else "Simple!"

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Seriously.  He looks like The Situation's retarded cousin.

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Oh, the irony of this lopsided head chinbearded greaseball motherfucker calling anyone else "Simple!"

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This dude is definitely a fluffer in gay porn (nttawwt)

8 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Oh, the irony of this lopsided head chinbearded greaseball motherfucker calling anyone else "Simple!"

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Tip O'Neill called and wants his nose back.

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Tip O'Neill called and wants his nose back.

Many years ago, a HS buddy had a porn video tape that had been recorded off someone’s parents’ TV. There was a commercial for a porno based on Pinocchio in which the main character’s nose was a dick. Loochis reminds me of that.

(For you porn connoisseurs, it was definitely NOT Edward Penishands)

22 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Many years ago, a HS buddy had a porn video tape that had been recorded off someone’s parents’ TV. There was a commercial for a porno based on Pinocchio in which the main character’s nose was a dick. Loochis reminds me of that.

(For you porn connoisseurs, it was definitely NOT Edward Penishands)

It's not his nose that grows!

18 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

This will always be hilarious:

Case McCoy headed on 10-week mission trip - Burnt Orange Nation

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20 hours ago, Fozzz said:

Mack doesn't get enough credit for making it to a Big 12 championship game with that dude at QB lol.

Hmm. Probably because that never happened.

13 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Without the aggy “cupcake” OOC schedule, they are staring at a 6-4 or 5-5 season! It’s tough to even be bowl-eligible when they don’t have their usual 4-5 “purchased” wins!

Yea, but they are ranked right now, so every sec team that beats them can claim and win over a tough nationally ranked sec foobaww team!!

20 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

“Bailout Billy” knows all about needing to be propped up by others. 

 

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If a surly sleuth could obtain TexAgs' PPP application, they'd be doing the Lord's work.

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