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12 minutes ago, Artie Fatso said:

Texas needs Aggy like an astronaut needs a bad fart in a pressurized suit.

or getting hit by an asteroid. Now if we could just steer one towards aggyland we could make the stadium implosion GIF so much cooler. 

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5 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

I like that this shot includes the scoreboard erected specifically so that the buried, dead dogs could follow the action in every home game. They managed to exceed my expectation for absurdity.

11 hours ago, Dewey said:

Is the dog lying in state right now?

Sort of, she's lying down, surrounded by milkmen.

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

 

 

Well, he got it half right.  Aggy already has plenty of teams that beat them like a redheaded stepchild, they don't need another.

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

 

 

aggy doesn't need another loss, and we'll always take another win.

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

 

Has this goat fucker ever been asked any question on air by anybody not licking the damn jizz jar?  Honestly the delusion of those idiots down there is downright surreal at times.

Just got home and turned the aggy game on. 4.5-yr- old boy just said - "Dada? They're running out of time."

16 minutes ago, Modessit said:

Just got home and turned the aggy game on. 4.5-yr- old boy just said - "Dada? They're running out of time."

That boy has been raised right.

SECN says Jimbo teaches... What to run out on your old team without saying goodbye to the players you recruited..?

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I like that this shot includes the scoreboard erected specifically so that the buried, dead dogs could follow the action in every home game. They managed to exceed my expectation for absurdity.

CSB time. I was at the 1998 Nebraska vs aggy game in collie station. The north end zone was under construction at the time, so aggy had to dig up and move the old

mutt tomb. The temporary one didn't have the scoreboard so a hitler youth sat in a chair with a flip scoreboard and a walkie talkie. No joke. 

4 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

CSB time. I was at the 1998 Nebraska vs aggy game in collie station. The north end zone was under construction at the time, so aggy had to dig up and move the old

mutt tomb. The temporary one didn't have the scoreboard so a hitler youth sat in a chair with a flip scoreboard and a walkie talkie. No joke. 

why would anyone think you're joking?

Watch the band on SECN+. what is that..? Is that included in ESPN+, I dunno, and unless it was the Rice MOB, I wouldn't pay to watch it...

24 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

CSB time. I was at the 1998 Nebraska vs aggy game in collie station. The north end zone was under construction at the time, so aggy had to dig up and move the old

mutt tomb. The temporary one didn't have the scoreboard so a hitler youth sat in a chair with a flip scoreboard and a walkie talkie. No joke. 

Jeez, that’s sad and amusing at the same time. 

I love this halftime score, aggys on the rollercoaster will need oxygen masks by mid 3rd quarter.

4 hours ago, Eddyline said:

These fuckers are truly insane.

They're red ass!!!!  How much better can you get than being red ass? Do you even know, sip?  WHOOOOPPPP!!!!!

14 minutes ago, ousux said:

I love this halftime score, aggys on the rollercoaster will need oxygen masks by mid 3rd quarter.

Well, half of those 60% full fans there tonight, got in for $4.   

4 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

 

 

Well I guess that is one way to spin it. I mean I don't see why we need it in any sort of way but I am sure Liucci explained himself in a lucid and convincing manner.

2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I could have sworn they announced on tv that the attendance was 90,000.

Well, they lie constantly about even the most trivial things, so....

5 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

 

 

He’s absolutely right. We could schedule them 12 games each year and go 9-3. Sounds good.

37 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

He’s absolutely right. We could schedule them 12 games each year and go 9-3. Sounds good.

I like your math. But fuck them. 27-25. Those little jizz sucking, dog worshipping hicks can sit in the "station" and suck bama cock. 

 

On 8/29/2018 at 6:18 PM, SydneyCarton said:

Well the name change we all knew about. But hes buried that linkedIn. 

I'm sure you all probably have this one already, but here's his Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Daniel.Joseph120

I'm going to see if I can find a way to his LinkedIn as well. Maybe we can find some of his tool friends on there and see what pops up.

I'm guessing this is the old one: https://www.linkedin.com/in/daniel-figurelli-545836a4/?lipi=urn%3Ali%3Apage%3Ad_flagship3_profile_view_skills_endorsement_full_list%3Brj%2FhTQ2ISgqd2iyJkSwP9A%3D%3D&licu=urn%3Ali%3Acontrol%3Ad_flagship3_profile_view_skills_endorsement_full_list-skills_endorsement_full_list

Do not fuck with the Shag Surly.

 

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3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Well, half of those 60% full fans there tonight, got in for $4.   

And left by the middle of the 3rd quarter...

Well, half of those 60% full fans there tonight, got in for $4.   
They overpaid.
4 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Well, half of those 60% full fans there tonight, got in for $4.   

Sure it wasn't for 4 pesos?

So let me get this straight:

The vaunted aggy defense led by the mastermind Elko produced ZERO sacks and ZERO turnovers against a basement-dwelling FCS cupcake?

Oh and had two players ejected for targeting?

And they think they'll beat Clemson?

59 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

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Dog is not amused.

Is that Dfigs, the racist former Price Waterhouse prospective intern?  If so, he needs to go back to smiling without showing his teeth.  

12 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

 

 

That fucker is so goddam insufferable. Every single refutation or embarrassment (e.g. losing to Wake) just goes down the memory hole and he keeps selling maroon Kool-aid to the masses. And the most ragey thing is that he's not the problem, he's just a symptom of the larger aggy disease. They never. fucking. stop. 

 

4 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

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Dog is not amused.

Dog is related to Cerberus?

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

Dog is related to Cerberus?

Hell>>>>>College Station.

We shouldn’t make fun of aggy for scheduling FCS cupcakes to start their season. After all, we did play former/future IA but then IAA North Texas 30 years ago.

4 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

We shouldn’t make fun of aggy ...

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Stadium was what 75% at best during the game, and empty after halftime right?  I heard they shut down campus at noon yesterday to prep for the Jimbo era cause it was gonna be so yuge.

Clemson gonna prison rape aggy next week.  

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 


Put it on the stadium. Whoop!

There's some seriously strong new drugs on the market these days I guess.

6 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

There's some seriously strong new drugs on the market these days I guess.

It’s a joke. Those are the teams that won last night so it’s the top 4 after last night. 

Baylor beat NW State 55-7 in 2016 opener 

they finished the year 6-6

 

 

You can’t script next week much better, we usually joke around about how aggy will pump itself up after beating a potential 2 win shit team but they already find a way to still believe they will stay on the field and possibly upset Clemson. It’s going to be so fun to watch.

 

that defense is going to get destroyed by Clemson and if they think they are going to line up in power formations against that Clemson front 7 and just run the ball they won’t score. 

I only watched a a few minutes of the first half. But I saw the tackles and rb whiff on blocks, which resulted in Mond either taking a hard shot or being sacked.

I don’t think he’s going to survive intact next week.

/captainobvious

16 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

You can’t script next week much better, we usually joke around about how aggy will pump itself up after beating a potential 2 win shit team but they already find a way to still believe they will stay on the field and possibly upset Clemson. It’s going to be so fun to watch.

 

that defense is going to get destroyed by Clemson and if they think they are going to line up in power formations against that Clemson front 7 and just run the ball they won’t score. 

Nothing I saw last night leads me to believe A&M will be within 28 points of Clemson.

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