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2 hours ago, Deej said:

I seem to recall for National Titles for Texas since 1939, but I guess that makes us even. 

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8 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

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That's what happens when I post from my phone. 

On 2/25/2023 at 5:08 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

aggy hoping to avoid getting swept at home tomorrow by something called the Portland Pilots 

 

Update: high drama as aggy walk off the Pilots at Listeria Field. Warning: this exciting video may not be safe for those with heart issues. I thought they were going to dogpile for a minute there

 

Put it on the wall!!!

On 2/25/2023 at 10:30 AM, JRThorn said:

A little but of knowledge from an aggy in sec rant113F0AA9-8E13-4ED1-AECF-88F841624833.thumb.jpeg.94ab209bedcb1ca44cc9767fd9c6c107.jpeg

Why did he leave out the part of taking an already questionable degree and cheapening it?  
 

We’re bigger and better!!!1!  We’ve even got a higher acceptance rate than UH!!!1!  Sucks to be you, stupid dusty sip. 

9 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Update: high drama as aggy walk off the Pilots at Listeria Field. Warning: this exciting video may not be safe for those with heart issues. I thought they were going to dogpile for a minute there

 

catcher should have made that play.

10 hours ago, Deej said:

Put it on the wall!!!

I will send a link to t-shirt/ cup orders when it's available 

 

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This past Friday The School of Veterinary Medicine and Biomedical Sciences, hosted a Black History Month Panel: Normalizing Black Veterinarians.

 

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See, ya stoopid 'sip?

aggy is for errbody, not just backwoods, redneck crackers.

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

 

 

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Ooooweeeee

surly seems to be tap dancing around this aggy news…

Hey, it only took until 2023.

4 hours ago, TexasTroll said:

Ooooweeeee

surly seems to be tap dancing around this aggy news…

"Normalizing"

I assume that means they try to make them white.

On 2/25/2023 at 5:23 PM, billfromlaketravis said:

So I was listening to Houston sports talk yesterday. aggy's home network in Houston is ESPN 97.5. They played their promo and it went like this : 

"We don't play for national recognition, we play for aggy nation!" 

Yeah, no shit aggy doesn't play for national championships. 

I've heard that too. Even my 8 year old put that together. How did aggy marketing not?

aggy yelling at baseball players, also bringing newspapers to read so they don't have to look at female dancers. Maybe if the dance team dressed like sheep it would be of more interest to them.  Schloss calling them out on it.

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/3364158

On 2/26/2023 at 8:46 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Update: high drama as aggy walk off the Pilots at Listeria Field. Warning: this exciting video may not be safe for those with heart issues. I thought they were going to dogpile for a minute there

 

That was a dumb decision to bring the guy home. They got lucky the catcher botched the play at the plate

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

aggy yelling at baseball players, also bringing newspapers to read so they don't have to look at female dancers. Maybe if the dance team dressed like sheep it would be of more interest to them.  Schloss calling them out on it.

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Hwy 6 runs both ways, bruh

There it is

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

aggy yelling at baseball players, also bringing newspapers to read so they don't have to look at female dancers. Maybe if the dance team dressed like sheep it would be of more interest to them.  Schloss calling them out on it.

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/3364158

LOLOLOL!

"I don't know what kind of place this is"......

Well you do now buddy, welcome to Cultsville Station.

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

aggy yelling at baseball players, also bringing newspapers to read so they don't have to look at female dancers. Maybe if the dance team dressed like sheep it would be of more interest to them.  Schloss calling them out on it.

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/3364158

Somebody’s in trouble now…

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Exactly. And they are kind as hell to the kids. Just sweet as can be when my boys ask for pictures or stop to talk to them.

And I'll take them over yell boys at baseball every damn day

 

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

aggy yelling at baseball players, also bringing newspapers to read so they don't have to look at female dancers. Maybe if the dance team dressed like sheep it would be of more interest to them.  Schloss calling them out on it.

https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/3364158

The answer is obvious.  More

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33 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

LOLOLOL!

"I don't know what kind of place this is"......

Well you do now buddy, welcome to Cultsville Station.

It's not as if Schloss had no idea what he was getting into, either.  He played A&M plenty while he was at TCU.

On 2/26/2023 at 9:22 PM, fattyflattie said:

Why did he leave out the part of taking an already questionable degree and cheapening it?  
 

We’re bigger and better!!!1!  We’ve even got a higher acceptance rate than UH!!!1!  Sucks to be you, stupid dusty sip. 

Wow, reading that was certainly…..something. Guess I can’t wrap my liberal arse head around what that person is even saying. 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's not as if Schloss had no idea what he was getting into, either.  He played A&M plenty while he was at TCU.

to be fair...

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“From the outside looking in, you can't understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can't explain it.”

 

3 hours ago, NoName said:

to be fair...

 

No, not fair.  Because the more accurate way to state the first half of that axiom would be: "From the outside looking in it's a fucking cult inside a clown car..."

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

No, not fair.  Because the more accurate way to state the first half of that axiom would be: "From the outside looking in it's a fucking cult inside a clown car..."

To be fair

its a pretty fukn BIG clown car.

37 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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The faces on the statue are a perfect representation of the quintessential dumb aggy look. 

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What exactly is going on here? She appears to be having something slightly too "large" inserted in an uncomfortable area. (And also, nipple?)

56 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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What exactly is going on here? She appears to be having something slightly too "large" inserted in an uncomfortable area. (And also, nipple?)

Someone accidentally put one in the pink and two in the stink.

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11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

aggy will be fine, because they cleared it all through top grads from their third-rate law school.

15 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

aggy: "but, but our aggy compliance department said its ok, so there".

aggy compliance department:

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Jimbo said they ain’t got no NIL, so move along NCAA, nothing to see here. 

I like to make fun of aggy as much as anyone, but I see the NCAA losing that battle in the courts within the next decade.

5 minutes ago, n64ra said:

I like to make fun of aggy as much as anyone, but I see the NCAA losing that battle in the courts within the next decade.

That may be the case in the future, but at present, they are violating the rules, IMO. They really can't help themselves.

11 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

That may be the case in the future, but at present, they are violating the rules, IMO. They really can't help themselves.

I'm no legal eagle or NCAA compliance savant, but my entire professional career has been in higher education, and even I know that you can't run any NIL activities through the university foundation.  It's not far enough removed from the institution.  It's not rocket science on how to set up legal NIL entities that pass the smell test...the first rule being it has to be completely independent of the university in every possible aspect.  Only Aggy could be so dumb to think they could run NIL through their foundation.

 

1 minute ago, Uncle Nate said:

I'm no legal eagle or NCAA compliance savant, but my entire professional career has been in higher education, and even I know that you can't run any NIL activities through the university foundation.  It's not far enough removed from the institution.  It's not rocket science on how to set up legal NIL entities that pass the smell test...the first rule being it has to be completely independent of the university in every possible aspect.  Only Aggy could be so dumb to think they could run NIL through their foundation.

 

Well, they think dropping bags is the same as NIL, so...

8 minutes ago, Uncle Nate said:

Only Aggy could be so dumb to think they could run NIL through their foundation.

And these are the same idiots who stood there as their stadium implosion rained dust down on them.

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Cue the Aggy bitching about how we have the NCAA in our pocket and this is the only way we can compete with them in SEC and/or with NIL.

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22 hours ago, deech said:

Cue the Aggy bitching about how we have the NCAA in our pocket and this is the only way we can compete with them in SEC and/or with NIL.

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3364755

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AG
 
 
 
They [NCAA] do, however, march to the tune of the sips.

Sips are behind this. Trust me, been there and seen it. They have to derail us, just as they are coming in to the SEC! And, yes, they have that kind of power.
Last of the Old Army
 

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15 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3364755

Only took to the third post:

lotoarmy
 
AG
 
 
 
They [NCAA] do, however, march to the tune of the sips.

Sips are behind this. Trust me, been there and seen it. They have to derail us, just as they are coming in to the SEC! And, yes, they have that kind of power.
Last of the Old Army
 

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31 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

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Only took to the third post:

lotoarmy
 
AG
 
 
 
They [NCAA] do, however, march to the tune of the sips.

Sips are behind this. Trust me, been there and seen it. They have to derail us, just as they are coming in to the SEC! And, yes, they have that kind of power.
Last of the Old Army
 

If we were so powerful wouldn't we have won a few more championships in the last 40 years?

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Wait, we're irrelevant but we have that kind of power?

We're poor but wealthy?

The ags run this state, but we have the BOMC?

 

 

18 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Wait, we're irrelevant but we have that kind of power?

We're poor but wealthy?

The ags run this state, but we have the BOMC?

 

 

Outside, understand, inside, explain, yada yada yada

2 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3364755

Only took to the third post:

lotoarmy
 
AG
 
 
 
They [NCAA] do, however, march to the tune of the sips.

Sips are behind this. Trust me, been there and seen it. They have to derail us, just as they are coming in to the SEC! And, yes, they have that kind of power.
Last of the Old Army
 

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