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11 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

 

if you want a good laugh, A&M is currently 24th in KenPom and 5th in the SEC behind Bama (3), Tennessee (5), Ark (19) and Kentucky (21) and just ahead of Auburn (26) - all with a SOS in the mid late 60s. currently 6-5 vs Q1, 4-1 vs Q2, 6-0 vs Q3 and 7-2 vs Q4

those 2 Q4 losses are really damn bad. if you want to know how good the B12 is this year, Texas has a total of 19 games played (11 wins) vs Q1 teams and A&M has a total of 11 games played. Texas has 8 games played vs Q3 and Q4, A&M has 15.

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10 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

The new Lassie statue 

 

why do they have the dog running on some kind of 1800s treadmill?

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1 minute ago, NoName said:

why do they have the dog running on some kind of 1800s treadmill?

No matter how fast the dog runs, it can't get away. 

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

The new Lassie statue 

 

two front paws up. so the rider died in battle?

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

The new Lassie statue 

 

New Jerk off material for those asswipes. 

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On 3/4/2023 at 11:55 AM, Nueces River Rat said:

I bet 90% of state has no clue the UIL falls under the UT umbrella or care.  
 

aggy and their inferiority complex is hilarious .  I never had a reason to spend a lot of time in the Medical Center area in Houston until just recently due visits to MD Anderson and my wife’s treatment.  Thus I didn’t  know aggy had presence there until we drove down a couple of blocks from the bulk of the center and saw their building.    Can’t miss it because it has their athletic branding logo on the building .   The only thing missing from it is “Saw’em off.”    Imagine how they would be in an uproar if the UT BOR decided to put the Longhorn logo on all the UT properties in the area.      

1.  Didn't even feel the need to note its the "University of Texas MDAndeson Cancer Center."

2.  Hope your wife has gotten or is getting better.  I spent a lot of time playing cancer at MDAnderson.  Great docs and technology.  They cured me.

3.  I never noticed anything aggy in the medical center.  Therefore I conclude whatever it is is not noteworthy.

26 minutes ago, Basil said:

1.  Didn't even feel the need to note its the "University of Texas MDAndeson Cancer Center."

2.  Hope your wife has gotten or is getting better.  I spent a lot of time playing cancer at MDAnderson.  Great docs and technology.  They cured me.

3.  I never noticed anything aggy in the medical center.  Therefore I conclude whatever it is is not noteworthy.

It's sitting next to the best cancer hospital in the world, courtesy of The University of Texas, so it isn't.

1 hour ago, tejas60 said:

two front paws up. so the rider died in battle?

Lassie would be ashamed.    That is just a horrible depiction of what otherwise is a good looking breed of dog not withstanding it being the aggy mascot.

why do they have the dog running on some kind of 1800s treadmill?
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20 hours ago, Basil said:

 

3.  I never noticed anything aggy in the medical center.  Therefore I conclude whatever it is is not noteworthy.

Someone please list something aggy has ever done that was noteworthy...

 

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On 3/4/2023 at 2:46 PM, SHOOTER12 said:

"The plan was to then convert the A&M campus into an insane asylum".

So, pretty much what they wound up with anyway.

So something where they’ve actually overachieved. Put it on the wall.

On 3/7/2023 at 9:34 AM, Longboard Horn said:

The new Lassie statue 

 

Thanks a lot......now I cannot get the song "Roll Out The Barrel" out of my head.

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3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Someone please list something aggy has ever done that was noteworthy...

That home loss to Appalachian State was pretty noteworthy.

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7 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

How is their vaccine factory doing?

It seems to be making them more win-resistant by the year.

That was the intent, right?

5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Someone please list something aggy has ever done that was noteworthy...

 

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17 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

They think that makes them a blue blood program just like Michigan

The same Michigan that got housed by BDF little ol’ TCU?

Fusion?  I thought it was called "Fission' Camp"???

20 minutes ago, nnm said:

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The same Michigan that got housed by BDF little ol’ TCU?

aggy went the Lionel route.

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41 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

How is their vaccine factory doing?

A lot of corps guys are getting stuck nightly. 

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lol

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

That home loss to Appalachian State was pretty noteworthy.

That loss pushed their little roller coaster right over the top…..prematurely!

I can only imagine the number of jizz jars being filled by aggy over that quote.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

How is their vaccine factory doing?

I believe they are coming up with a maroon vaccine……

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10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

I believe they are coming up with a maroon vaccine……

They need a moron vaccine. 

25 minutes ago, Deej said:

They need a moron vaccine. 

Truth

On 3/7/2023 at 10:46 AM, tejas60 said:

two front paws up. so the rider died in battle?

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55 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

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Monkeys on dogs never fails to crack me up.

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6 hours ago, nnm said:

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The same Michigan that got housed by BDF little ol’ TCU?

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The last time aggy got involved in physics they helped propagate arguably the biggest scientific fraud of the 20th century. This will end well. 🤣🤣😌

From 8 May, only the A&M tritium results kept cold fusion afloat.

 In June 1990 an article in Science by science writer Gary Taubes destroyed the public credibility of the A&M tritium results when it accused its group leader John Bockris and one of his graduate students of spiking the cells with tritium.

4 hours ago, Deej said:

They need a moron vaccine. 

they'd just keep being mediocre in life and blame it on the vaccine.  

There is no shot for curing Aggie.  If you're content to be average, marry a 170 pound woman, put the same crappy shit on the walls of your tract home, and be content in Chili's on Friday...there is no drug that's gonna cure what ails you.  The world needs complacent, slightly obese people.  They pave our roads, teach our kids, and make our queso.  A modicum of honor in that.  To the slightly above average Texan in all of us!  

16 hours ago, Deej said:

They need a moron vaccine. 

They've had it for over a hundred years and it is administered at fish camp. 

11 hours ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The last time aggy got involved in physics they helped propagate arguably the biggest scientific fraud of the 20th century. This will end well. 🤣🤣😌

From 8 May, only the A&M tritium results kept cold fusion afloat.

 In June 1990 an article in Science by science writer Gary Taubes destroyed the public credibility of the A&M tritium results when it accused its group leader John Bockris and one of his graduate students of spiking the cells with tritium.

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In 1993, Bockris claimed to be experimenting with the transmutation of elements, specifically of base metals into gold. The scientist received a degree of media attention for these extraordinary claims, to the extent that other academics at Texas A&M felt that the institution's reputation was suffering from the connection to the discredited "science" of alchemy. An editorial by Mike Epstein in the Journal of Scientific Exploration describes what happened next:

A petition signed by 23 of the 28 distinguished professors at Texas A&M called on the university provost to strip Bockris of his title as distinguished professor. The petition follows a letter written by 11 full professors in the chemistry department (out of the department's 38 full professors) calling on Bockris to resign and remove the "shadow" he has cast over the department. The petition from the distinguished professors said "For a trained scientist to claim, or support anyone else's claim to have transmuted elements is difficult for us to believe and is no more acceptable than to claim to have invented a gravity shield, revived the dead or to be mining green cheese on the moon. We believe that Bockris' recent activities have made the terms 'Texas A&M' and 'Aggie' objects of derisive laughter throughout the world..."[15]

Epstein's conclusion, however, was a defense of academic freedom:[15]

"However, I would remind those who seek his ouster or demotion that their actions threaten the core of academic freedom. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, but no one should be punished for attempting to provide that proof".

The petition failed, and Dr. Bockris was eventually absolved by a four-professor panel of violating Texas A&M standards in proposing, conducting or reporting controversial research.[16]

In 1997, Bockris was awarded an Ig Nobel Prize in the field of Physics for his work in cold fusion and transmutation.[17] The awardee declined to accept the trophy in person.

 

13 hours ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣The last time aggy got involved in physics they helped propagate arguably the biggest scientific fraud of the 20th century. This will end well. 🤣🤣😌

From 8 May, only the A&M tritium results kept cold fusion afloat.

 In June 1990 an article in Science by science writer Gary Taubes destroyed the public credibility of the A&M tritium results when it accused its group leader John Bockris and one of his graduate students of spiking the cells with tritium.

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On 3/7/2023 at 9:29 AM, Longboard Horn said:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

 

They had to give it to somebody. The coach who should have won it looked like a tone deaf asshat subsequent to one of his players being charged with murder while another of his players delivered the weapon. 

1 minute ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

They had to give it to somebody. The coach who should have won it looked like a tone deaf asshat subsequent to one of his players being charged with murder while another of his players delivered the weapon. 

I actually thought Oats had it in the bag because of that.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I actually thought Oats had it in the bag because of that.

What in the bag??

 The gun??

9 hours ago, markstanco said:

They've had it for over a hundred years and it is administered at fish camp. 

Pretty sure it is administered in the maternity ward shortly after birth. Or perhaps even administered via the mother during pregnancy term. They aren’t likely to take any chances the kids wise up before even making it to finishing school (a.k.a. Fish Camp).

Ah, so FAS means fetal aggy syndrome. You can spot it in their faces.

11 hours ago, deft said:

Ah, so FAS means fetal aggy syndrome. You can spot it in their faces.

The aggy statue is proof of that 

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5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fucking morons

Are you sure? Because maybe aggie put Huston Street's name on their building.

They take credit for everything else so it's possible.

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fucking morons

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

The aggy statue is proof of that 

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2nd woman from the right appears 98% mongoloid.

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3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

2nd woman from the right appears 98% mongoloid.

So, not a 2%-er.

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

So, not a 2%-er.

haha.  old army is at least 98% mongoloid 

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