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4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

If you had an older sister, Gilmour > Sears >>>> Redbook >>> Seventeen.

What the fuck was "Gilmour" magazine?  

I love the John Mulaney bit about stealing a copy of his sister's Cosmo magazine and some cigarettes when she was in high school and he was in junior high.  And his mom found it under his bed in a shoebox like "I found your little treasure!", as if he was the world's lamest pirate.  And his dad came home, and the mom told dad what she found and the dad wasn't even mad.  His first remark was, "How the hell does John know how to make a Cosmopolitan?"  

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7 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Wheelhouse….

 

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Such loose morals on those ladies

16 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Wheelhouse….

 

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Meanwhile in the bedroom of every blue-blooded aggy...

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10 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


I miss Wide World of Sports. Jim McKay was great. Each Saturday you might get an Ali fight, or a demo derby and gymnastics, or barrel jumping and lumberjack competitions.
I miss Wide World of Sports. Jim McKay was great. Each Saturday you might get an Ali fight, or a demo derby and gymnastics, or barrel jumping and lumberjack competitions.

And the Harlem Globetrotters.  Cannot forget the Globetrotters.  Must see TV as a youngster.

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38 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

had the wheel been invented?

 

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A friend posted this of their kids home from college. How does this even happen? One adopted?

 

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6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

A friend posted this of their kids home from college. How does this even happen? One adopted?

 

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1, x, dongs

25 minutes ago, 'stache said:

A friend posted this of their kids home from college. How does this even happen? One adopted?

 

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Somebody's wife was banging someone else.

Somebody's wife was banging someone else.
Looks like it was a random pizza delivery driver.
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21 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:
Somebody's wife was banging someone else.

Looks like it was a random pizza delivery driver.

Or a professor.  Need to see her husband to be sure which one.

40 minutes ago, texasdago said:

1, x, dongs

Dong's guns is a landmark in Tulsa.

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24 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:
Somebody's wife was banging someone else.

Looks like it was a random pizza delivery driver.

I was going with the manager of the Rose Bowl.  

21 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

I am genuinely perplexed... is Dillards cool? I am old and out of touch... are the kids all hanging out at Dillards? Are they wanting Dillards gift cards for Christmas?

Is it Lit in the Dill?

 

lol

Come on old man, you don't chill in the Dill?

 

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

If you had an older sister, Glamour > Sears >>>> Redbook >>> Seventeen.

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That’s just shittiness. If the kid got into Stanford or Harvard he’d probably tell him Aggie is a better school.

It’s a damn cult. Fucking Jim Jones has nothing on these pukes.

They would. My cousin did this with his son. Convinced him to go to aggy.
26 minutes ago, demos said:


They would. My cousin did this with his son. Convinced him to go to aggy.


leave me out of this

6 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:


leave me out of this

Your avatar was a tell.

On 12/18/2023 at 6:52 PM, Deej said:

They must have one hell of a buffet in Junction if The Elk wants to go there.

"Come N Get It"

On 12/19/2023 at 12:04 PM, YGIFS said:

I know this is kind of a thing, but the Aggies do seem the most obnoxiously brazen about it.  My oldest still talks about being a Vet.  And if she attended A&M to do so, of course we'd visit her, and pay whatever we needed to, and attend games with her.  Of course we would, but that's not some kinda bold flex.  It's just being a decent parent.  But she's already old enough and smart enough to know that's where it ends.  No dad in A&M schwag, no donations to A&M, no 12th man membership, no investing in College Station real estate.  But yes, fully support her academic and athletic endeavors in any way that don't go against my value system.

If my literally retarded sister phoned me up and asked me for a ride to a political rally and some cash to get a ticket inside, I'd do it in a heartbeat and I'd be so proud she's politically engaged.  But I'm waiting in the parking lot and sure as shit ain't buying any merch or donating anything to the moron/maroon cause.  

I had a granddaughter who when she was young thought she wanted to be a vet and mentioned going to aggy. I told her to think that over carefully because if she did, I'd never speak to her again. She didn't and is now studying med.

Yeah I know, I'm an asshole.

25 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Well, she could go to Tech now.

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13 hours ago, BachelorTrek said:

The Montgomery Ward and J.C. Penney catalogs also were very popular as well during that time, too.  I miss them.

Those of us of a certain age entered our pubescence with Sears and JCP catalogs but within just a few fapping years were anxiously awaiting the newest Victoria's Secret catalog. Possibly the greatest leap in fapping until the internet.

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Everyone enjoying National Signing Day?

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2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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So, that one flip would prove the naysayers wrong???

Must be one hell of a player.

He's so organized he still doesn't have a staff.  That bit of propaganda is amazing.

4 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

and half the staff he does have isn't even mentioned on the website (OC) 

i posted more over here

he's the only on field coach listed on their website. the S&C coach is listed also

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3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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I see no, "Eddie Phillips/Donnie Wigginton Shoulds Starts" headline -- NOT SURLY ENOUGH!  Lulz.

I went to TexAgs and there's no discussion of the bowl game whatsoever. Just more proof they don't actually care about the games, just talk about how great every coach, player, and recruit is while ignoring the actual game outcomes. When we beat them all over the field they'll just blame the transition or that the game is above them as SEC and they just didn't care. Seems that the case anytime an SEC team gets their butts whipped in a bowl game. "They're too good and didn't want to be there." 

Denver Aggie is definitely enjoying the liberal ways of Colorado cannabis laws. F’er is high!!!

Hook’em!!!

they don't care now, but they are probably assuming they'll limp through a battle with BDF . they'll be ass blasted on social media if its embarrassing regardless of how much they care. i'll make certain of it :D

[sad trombone]

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

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Yes sir, that would be acceptable to me.

1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

and half the staff he does have isn't even mentioned on the website (OC) 

Even their IT people hit the portal. 

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Yes, aggy should send DJ their list of demands and also demand he sign it. How could he resist?
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Well, it's been a hard journey, but I believe I've finally found the perfect quote. Enjoy it now, my friends, because we may never see the likes of it again. 

 

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Elko said his DC choice will come to light in next 24-28 hours or so... will be a LB coach.

On that note, Duke's bowl game is in couple days so I think we can expect Santucci to be the new DC.  That should go over well in aggy land,

12 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Well, it's been a hard journey, but I believe I've finally found the perfect quote. Enjoy it now, my friends, because we may never see the likes of it again. 

 

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