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20 minutes ago, US183 said:

Since July is not too far off, is CDC going to put up a bunch of billboards around the SEC cities? 

Spelled Gainesville wrong for true aggy effect 

 

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Anything north of Sanger is Oklahoma anyways.

7 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I'm looking forward to laying pipe in the SEC.

Gonna bang some SECluts?

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Gonna bang some SECluts?

With tremendous enthusiasm and merriment.

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

I'm looking forward to laying pipe in the SEC.

It just means more.

No one want to annex Collie Station.  That cesspool is too shitty for even Bryan to annex.

If the Earth ever needs an enema, CS is where you stick the tube!

Within this realignment era, I see aggy trying to crawl back to the B12 by 2027. That way they won’t have to play us annually - in all sports!

Hook’em!!!

If I was the B12 person in charge, aggy would have to pay a significant amount just to be in consideration. Not counting their SEC exit fees.

Hook’em!!!

32 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

What did they win a championship in?   I’m sure it was something huge to draw tens of fans to their celebration 

3 minutes ago, Teebox said:

What did they win a championship in?   I’m sure it was something huge to draw tens of fans to their celebration 

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43 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Yes, a declining Saban...who made the playoffs. They're big mad. Connor Weigman...the overrated, oft-injured QB who hasn't played in more than 8 games, but I'm sure he'll be invited to NYC, and let's not forget he's a bestest dag gum aggy their ever was. 

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40 minutes ago, Teebox said:

What did they win a championship in?   I’m sure it was something huge to draw tens of fans to their celebration 

Well, equestrian, you stupid sip. The best  sport ever. 

16 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yes, a declining Saban...who made the playoffs. They're big mad. Connor Weigman...the overrated, oft-injured QB who hasn't played in more than 8 games, but I'm sure he'll be invited to NYC, and let's not forget he's a bestest dag gum aggy their ever was. 

My favorite part of that post was the assumption that the video game was discontinued because they FINALLY, for the first time in the history of the game, had a player good enough to potentially be on the cover. As if the Supreme Court, EA, or the NCAA gives a shit about that. 

I see aggy and OUsucks daily at work, especially now that we are in “intern season.” The only UT interns are accounting grads or those about to be lawyers.

I haven’t had an aggy “hiss” at my office area as they walk by yet, week one so it’s early, but they usually do as they can’t help but see the Burnt Orange and Longhorn memorabilia.

Hook’em!!!

yeah, go ahead and plan on that vaunted school of journalism to start "making moves." Last time they tried that it, it cost the school over $1M. 

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Not a fan of the NCAA Football 25 coverd8c48ece7f3a31aaaf18a933c77b58af.jpg

Johnny wasn't a once-in-a-century talent. He was Eric Crouch 2.0. 

Well, except that Eric Crouch made the cover of NCAA 2K3.

10 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

It's always just the white folks 

8 hours ago, Blotto said:

yeah, go ahead and plan on that vaunted school of journalism to start "making moves." Last time they tried that it, it cost the school over $1M. 

Those payday loans aren't going to just spend themselves. 

3 hours ago, Rudiger said:

Johnny wasn't a once-in-a-century talent. He was Eric Crouch 2.0. 

Well, except that Eric Crouch made the cover of NCAA 2K3.

aggy still hung up on that win against Bama in 2012. They went up big and hung on for dear life. Kudos to knocking off the defending champs but it meant zero in the end. Bama still went onto winning the SEC and the national championship. While aggy has yet to win the SEC West in the 12 seasons they have been there. Hasn't Bama ended up winning the SEC and playing for the national championship each time aggy has beaten them? Believe so.

aggy got an 11 year head start on us playing Bama and we are one win away from matching their win total against them since they been in the SEC in our first try in 2022. Came close to matching it last season. Embarrassing. 

23 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

aggy still hung up on that win against Bama in 2012. They went up big and hung on for dear life. Kudos to knocking off the defending champs but it meant zero in the end. Bama still went onto winning the SEC and the national championship. While aggy has yet to win the SEC West in the 12 seasons they have been there. Hasn't Bama ended up winning the SEC and playing for the national championship each time aggy has beaten them? Believe so.

aggy got an 11 year head start on us playing Bama and we are one win away from matching their win total against them since they been in the SEC in our first try in 2022. Came close to matching it last season. Embarrassing. 

And Texas has played Georgia an equal number of times to aggy since aggy joined the SEC.  Texas with 1 win and aggy with 1 loss.  Again...embarrassing.

13 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

So they are celebrating a national championship in women's tennis with a win over *checks notes* Georgia,  by singing a song about Texas. And the song even has a huge plot hole:

Saw varsity's horns off (X100)

Varsity's horns are sawed off (X100)

How did this happen? Where did it happen? When did it happen? Who did it? and most importantly... 

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26 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Question proposed in a Texas football group I'm in on Facebook. Lulz

 

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The a&m team that lost at home to both Florida and LSU?

Maybe 3 TDs.

22 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

No one want to annex Collie Station.  That cesspool is too shitty for even Bryan to annex.

There is a reason Snook is growing.

Gonna bang some SECluts?
No, he's going to bring indoor plumbing to the backwaters. Saint Steel Shank
Not a fan of the NCAA Football 25 coverd8c48ece7f3a31aaaf18a933c77b58af.jpg
"Declining Saban" was one game away from the CCG. What does that say about non-playoff coaches?
7 hours ago, Rudiger said:

Johnny wasn't a once-in-a-century talent. He was Eric Crouch 2.0. 

Well, except that Eric Crouch made the cover of NCAA 2K3.

Perhaps he means "once-in-a-century talent" ............... for aggy

The a&m team that lost at home to both Florida and LSU?
Maybe 3 TDs.

And that’s generous.

At this point, there's no particular need to play those dorks on Thanksgiving or even that weekend.  Fuck it, pick a random Saturday in September.  Saw varsity's horns off, whoop and lose like usual.

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

We shouldn’t play them on Thanksgiving. And Trev Alberts is a Husker. He's scared shitless of Texas. 

Alberts and all of College Station is scared shitless of Texas. They talk that shit but they know what's coming. They won't admit it, but an anal raping is coming.

I concur. Why play a glorified AAC team? If we win we're supposed to win, if we lose we gain nothing. 

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5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

We shouldn’t play them on Thanksgiving. And Trev Alberts is a Husker. He's scared shitless of Texas. 

 

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

At this point, there's no particular need to play those dorks on Thanksgiving or even that weekend.  Fuck it, pick a random Saturday in September.  Saw varsity's horns off, whoop and lose like usual.

We should play them early in the season to get them out of the way. If they wanna keep playing LSU on Thanksgiving I could care less. 

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7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

We shouldn’t play them on Thanksgiving. 

Of course, we should.  The more precipitous the fall the better.  Ruined holiday and ruined family gatherings.   What’s not to like?  

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

We should play them early in the season to get them out of the way. If they wanna keep playing LSU on Thanksgiving I could care less

How much less?

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