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There's an entire bathroom stall in the A&M library dedicated to aggy traditions, too.

Not that we didn't already know it, but aggy is some seriously deranged people. Rent. Free. 😆

Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult

The third pick is the one that cracks me up

Edited by Blotto

32 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult

The third pick is the one that cracks me up

"Hey Alexa what do guys with too much money and spare time do?:

36 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult

Joining a bowling league would be more difficult than the offensive game plans he designed at aggy.

41 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult

The third pick is the one that cracks me up

 

So pointless.

He already bagged the best trophy of all.

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Edited by gofuckyourself

Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult
The third pick is the one that cracks me up
Finally got some real trophies. Put it on the wall!
56 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

 

So pointless.

He already bagged the best trophy of all.

jimbo-fishers-fake-plaque.webp.44e7d4802c0056cd8278e73d8b9c3205.webp

 

He went to Dirty’s?

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

"Hey Alexa what do guys with too much money and spare time do?:

You should’ve seen Clayton Williams’ house.

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult

The third pick is the one that cracks me up

A real ag would have fucked it. 

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3 hours ago, Blotto said:

Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult

The third pick is the one that cracks me up

I always knew jimbo had himself a little dik-dik.

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2 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

I always knew jimbo had himself a little dik-dik.

Y’all quit hating on Jimbo. He was the best deep cover operation UT ever pulled. Crippled their athletic department for at least a decade.  CDC is a genius. 4D chess. 

3 hours ago, Deej said:

A real ag would have fucked it. 

Is there something in that pic that makes you think he didn't?

🤔

14 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

Is there something in that pic that makes you think he didn't?

🤔

$77 million means you don't have to fuck animals..

18 minutes ago, Deej said:

$77 million means you don't have to fuck animals..

Hmmm... not exactly. It means, generally, you can pretty much fuck anything you want... (no Rapelor, Pedo State or Spartan shit)

In this specific case, however, it means he fucked an entire Cult, which I fully support.

$77 million means you don't have to fuck animals..

It’s means you can though.
2 hours ago, Deej said:

$77 million means you don't have to fuck animals..

In Jimbo's case, it means you can pay someone else to fuck your trophy  while you watch. 

4 hours ago, Deej said:

$77 million means you don't have to fuck animals..

So that’s what “fuck you money” means.

"$77 million means you don't have to fuck animals.."

But the gomers love turdition :).

8 hours ago, Deej said:

$77 million means you don't have to fuck animals..

"Have to"? The aggies see it as a "get to".

14 hours ago, Deej said:

A real ag would have fucked it. 

A real Jimbo wouldn't fuck it, he'd just watch.

4 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

A real Jimbo wouldn't fuck it, he'd just watch.

You Got It Wink GIF by CBS

On 7/15/2024 at 3:56 PM, ousux said:
On 7/15/2024 at 2:42 PM, Blotto said:
Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult
The third pick is the one that cracks me up

Finally got some real trophies. Put it on the wall!

It won’t be on aggy’s wall.

It won’t be on aggy’s wall.
I mean...Jimbo is still getting paid aggybucks. Technically he bagged those trophies on aggy time.
Just now, ousux said:
3 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
It won’t be on aggy’s wall.

I mean...Jimbo is still getting paid aggybucks. Technically he bagged those trophies on aggy time.

Maybe…but Jimbo sure ain’t clocking in anymore.

46 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Maybe…but Jimbo sure ain’t clocking in anymore.

Any of you fools ever stop  by the Clockin' Inn bar that used to be on S. 183, I think just a little south of where the Landing Strip is/was?

It may have been spelled "Claukin" or some such. Asking for a friend.

Edited by Steel Shank
Steel Shank is one shitty ass typing mofo.

On 7/15/2024 at 3:19 PM, South Austin said:

Joining a bowling league would be more difficult than the offensive game plans he designed at aggy.

this is the only concern this year about aggy

*anyone* calling plays is going to immediately run 15, 20, 25 more plays per game

do they do anything with it is the big question

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

Any of you fools ever stop  by the Clockin' Inn bar that used to be on S. 183, I think just a little south of where the Landing Strip is/was?

It may have been spelled "Claukin" or some such. Asking for a friend.

No but I got a couple dances from one of VY’s baby mommas at the Landing Strip once…   

1 hour ago, TreatyOak said:

Tex-Ags-Gold-Farm-Boys.jpg 

Probably my all-time fave quote from Texags

That one goes pretty well with the one from Looch about the commitment, the coaches and then come the championships.

On 7/15/2024 at 10:11 PM, Jkwellborn said:


It’s means you can though.

lack of 77M never kept most aggys from their sheep 

 

Sheep Eating GIF

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

That one goes pretty well with the one from Looch about the commitment, the coaches and then come the championships.

If I recall, the coaches he called out were Jimbo (lol $), Scholss (lol poor aggy), and Buzz (lol 1 NCAA tourney win at aggy).

On 7/15/2024 at 9:24 AM, Longboard Horn said:

 

It’s Turdition! From the outside you can’t understand it…

On 7/15/2024 at 2:42 PM, Blotto said:

Jimbo taking that paycheck for killing aggy's hopes and dreams and moved onto something marginally more difficult

The third pick is the one that cracks me up

Good for Jimbo. For me that would be the trip and hunt of a lifetime.

Edited by lilMAC25

13 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Good for Jimbo. For me that would be the trip and hunt of a lifetime.

No kidding.  And Jimbo can do that trip every single week for the rest of his lifetime. 

On 12/29/2023 at 12:33 PM, bad_teammate said:

He's classically perfect.

 

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Jeez looks like he's carrying triplets into their 12th trimester 

2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Jeez looks like he's carrying triplets into their 12th trimester 

Mike Gundy: he's fat!

22 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

(Ahem)

 

 

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The only things stronger than aggy traditions are the top two buttons there.

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

(Ahem)

 

 

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Somebody good at SM needs to get the pics of Mom.  She fine. 

On 6/30/2024 at 5:41 PM, markstanco said:


So you were all in on staying in the big 12?

No. Be smarter.

That's not what he said at all.

11 hours ago, markstanco said:

No kidding.  And Jimbo can do that trip every single week for the rest of his lifetime. 

TrustinJimbo could buy the entire country of Africa!

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