September 20, 20241 yr Popular Post Ok so I updated the aggy calculator to include the entire SEC so you can see dates in history that are closer to that school's most recent football championship than said championship is to today. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1855 Aggy just crossed the Rubicon (Napoleon III just requested classification of the Bordeaux wines) Franklin Pierce is still in office... Only 13 presidents to go A&M you can dooooooo it!
September 20, 20241 yr 6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: klan aggy has NEVER won a title, you stupid sip! I went off claimed titles
September 20, 20241 yr On 9/18/2024 at 4:31 PM, derpyhorndog said: Latest cringe (music) video. No words. Only aggy would embarrass themselves like this. I love how the repeat they're on their way up. 94 years and the giant still hasn't emerged. Gerry mentioned it's been over 4 thousand days they haven't been Ranked #1. Beyond pathetic.
September 21, 20241 yr Asked ChatGPT to take us to the future: #4 Texas Longhorns Previous ranking: 5 As the 2024 college football season concludes, the Texas Longhorns, despite an undefeated record, SEC Championship, and National Championship title, find themselves ranked fourth. This placement may be surprising, especially given their top spot in both the Coaches’ and AP polls. The reasons behind this ranking are complex, involving performance nuances and comparisons to rivals like the Texas A&M Aggies, who sit at number three. The Longhorns’ Season of Contradictions While the Longhorns have achieved greatness this season, their ranking reflects some underlying concerns. Quarterback Quinn Ewers, despite his talent, struggled with inconsistency, throwing critical interceptions that raised concerns about his decision-making in high-pressure situations. These issues overshadowed what could have been a smoother campaign. Meanwhile, Arch Manning showed flashes of brilliance, but overall offensive cohesion remained elusive. The rushing attack was a particular area of concern, as Texas allowed nearly a yard more per carry than their season average against weaker opponents. With a PPA/rush of just 0.028 in key matchups, the run game fell short of expectations, casting doubts on their ability to perform against top-tier defenses. Defensive Resilience or Opportunistic Play? The Longhorns’ defense has excelled against weaker teams, boasting strong statistics in yards per attempt allowed and third-down conversions. However, these numbers may not tell the whole story. Against more capable offenses, Texas struggled to maintain dominance. There’s a sense that defensive shortcomings could become a vulnerability in crucial matchups, especially against elite competition. The Aggies’ Justification for #3 By contrast, the Texas A&M Aggies have earned their #3 ranking through consistency and improvement. Despite a rocky season, the Aggies have shown growth, particularly in developing their offensive identity. A dominant performance in the Swamp highlighted their ability to adapt under pressure, even with backup quarterbacks. A&M’s offensive line has improved significantly, fueling their run game and stabilizing the passing attack. Even with uneven quarterback play, their defense has tightened, particularly against the run, making it difficult for opponents to find rhythm. Their losses have become learning experiences, positioning them well for future challenges. A Complex Narrative Reflected in the Rankings The Longhorns’ #4 ranking, despite their championship success, underscores the complexity of college football rankings. Their season was undeniably impressive, but inconsistencies raised questions about their readiness to consistently compete at the highest level. Meanwhile, the Aggies' steady improvement and resilience earned them the #3 spot, ahead of their rivals. Conclusion As the 2024 season wraps up, the Texas Longhorns will view their #4 ranking as both a challenge and an opportunity for growth. Their undefeated record and championship titles are undeniable, but addressing their inconsistencies is key to solidifying their status among college football’s elite. On the other hand, the Texas A&M Aggies have proven their adaptability and deserve their #3 ranking, setting the stage for an exciting rivalry and the continued evolution of Texas football.Stop teaching AI perfect aggy. If we all die I'm blaming you.
September 21, 20241 yr The Big Ticket for football has been frustrating for students this year. Fastest finger every Wednesday at precisely noon determines your fate. Sucks to finally be dominant, I guess.
September 22, 20241 yr Waiting for the “Michigan sucks” to the “Michigan would’ve beat t.u if Orji started” screen shots.
September 22, 20241 yr Popular Post 48 minutes ago, Armybrat said: aggy struggling with BG in the first half. directly from txags...
September 22, 20241 yr Joel Klatt joined Texags, during his shitter time at halftime, to get clicks!Hook’em!!!
September 22, 20241 yr Popular Post In this short season, Aggie already has the Best Loss, the Best Win, AND THE BEST TRAP-GAME WIN FOLLOWING A BEST WIN!
September 22, 20241 yr 4 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: In this short season, Aggie already has the Best Loss, the Best Win, AND THE BEST TRAP-GAME WIN FOLLOWING A BEST WIN! That may be the best insight into their hive mind of delusional stupidity.
September 22, 20241 yr And their loss (ND) has the second best loss (NIU) who now has the third best loss (Buffalo).
September 22, 20241 yr 51 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: In this short season, Aggie already has the Best Loss, the Best Win, AND THE BEST TRAP-GAME WIN FOLLOWING A BEST WIN! “If you ever relax in this game, this game will find a way to humble you instantly,” Elko said in his postgame press conference. “That is across the board. You can look at college, NFL, good teams, bad … across the board. If you ever think you’ve got this game, you don’t. “That’s human nature sometimes. You go on the road. You have a big road win. You think you want to relax because that’s human nature. You can’t do that. You do that you put yourself at risk.”
September 22, 20241 yr 6 hours ago, Pancho said: Sneaking in "incredible fans" is a brilliant move. Aggys be like
September 22, 20241 yr “If you ever relax in this game, this game will find a way to humble you instantly,” Elko said in his postgame press conference. “That is across the board. You can look at college, NFL, good teams, bad … across the board. If you ever think you’ve got this game, you don’t. “That’s human nature sometimes. You go on the road. You have a big road win. You think you want to relax because that’s human nature. You can’t do that. You do that you put yourself at risk.”Did anyone ask Elko why he took that delay of game right before they got the punt blocked?
September 22, 20241 yr 2 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said: Klatt has turned full UT homer. It’s weird and makes me feel uncomfortable. Stockholm Syndrome from his 70 - 3 torturing.
September 22, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, alincoln said: “If you ever relax in this game, this game will find a way to humble you instantly,” Elko said in his postgame press conference. “That is across the board. You can look at college, NFL, good teams, bad … across the board. If you ever think you’ve got this game, you don’t. “That’s human nature sometimes. You go on the road. You have a big road win. You think you want to relax because that’s human nature. You can’t do that. You do that you put yourself at risk.” Is he talking about Football or Golden Corral rewards club?
September 22, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Dewey said: Sneaking in "incredible fans" is a brilliant move. Aggys be like Bet he wrote "incredibly stupid" first.
September 22, 20241 yr They can’t cover the pass but they’re going to beat the sips. I can’t help but think poor pass coverage is a bad matchup for them in that game. I guess we’ll see.
September 22, 20241 yr “If you ever relax in this game, this game will find a way to humble you instantly,” Elko said in his postgame press conference. “That is across the board. You can look at college, NFL, good teams, bad … across the board. If you ever think you’ve got this game, you don’t. “That’s human nature sometimes. You go on the road. You have a big road win. You think you want to relax because that’s human nature. You can’t do that. You do that you put yourself at risk.”So that’s a jumbo size word salad to just say All Gas No Brakes…
September 22, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Lou Loomis said: Stockholm Syndrome from his 70 - 3 torturing. It’s Helsinki Syndrome ya dumb tsip.
September 22, 20241 yr Popular Post 3 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said: It’s Helsinki Syndrome ya dumb tsip. As in Helsinki, Sweden.
September 22, 20241 yr 2 hours ago, alincoln said: And their loss (ND) has the second best loss (NIU) who now has the third best loss (Buffalo). My Team Is Better Than Your Team
September 22, 20241 yr Klatt has turned full UT homer. It’s weird and makes me feel uncomfortable. He did that a long time ago, but if it makes you feel better he was in "wait and see" mode most of last season until we won the Rig12.
September 22, 20241 yr On 9/21/2024 at 11:28 AM, Vic Mackey said: oblivious dipshit fucktards https://12thmanfoundation.com/tickets/student-tickets/index.html purchasing football tickets is MANDATORY and AUTOMATICALLY BILLED with tuition $349.99 of the $350.00 fee goes towards "Football" (i.e., bags) you have to quit aggy to get any money back whether you attend football games or not this fall aggy claims 77,491 enrolled (under&grad) that's a cool $27m and change fleeced from their future former students
September 22, 20241 yr 10 minutes ago, Mittens said: Fuck the dude with the football. I'm gonna make sure I take out my blocker. Highlight reel, bitches.
September 22, 20241 yr 7 minutes ago, Mittens said: I don’t have twitter but the replies have to be gold right now lmaoo
September 22, 20241 yr 12 hours ago, Pancho said: I guess Joel Klatt has never actually met an Aggie.
September 22, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, Lou Loomis said: Stockholm Syndrome from his 70 - 3 torturing. He doesn’t remember any of that game, just waking up in the hospital afterward.
September 22, 20241 yr 11 minutes ago, HeyMcFly said: I don’t have twitter but the replies have to be gold right now lmaoo look at the date of the tweet
September 22, 20241 yr 51 minutes ago, Mittens said: Yeah, 26, but holy crap York looks fat, slow, and unathletic. But he gets TAMU, so take that AntHill!
September 22, 20241 yr Just now, Scuba Saba said: Has anyone asked how many atm good losses are equal to or better than a win. 12
September 22, 20241 yr 59 minutes ago, Mittens said: Stoopid sips. #26 had outside containment. That rite thar is ruff, tuff, texum aggy foosball.
September 22, 20241 yr 37 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: He doesn’t remember any of that game, just waking up in the hospital afterward. I was thinking there was some story about the coin toss and someone (studdard?) saying “tell your girl I said hello.” Did I misremember that?
September 22, 20241 yr Any news on Shemar Turner, I saw him limping off the field last night. If he's out for extended action, the team "strength" becomes another team JAG. Of course, this is rhetorical because Tickle Me Elko will do everything he can to hide the status of his best DL. Edited September 22, 20241 yr by HtownHorn
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