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21 hours ago, Deej said:

So, you're only six years away from a degree?

Yes but who really cares when you get a ring … don’t lose it. 

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1 hour ago, markstanco said:


This has happened numerous times over the last decade on Texags. The moment you think aggy is about to turn on him, he puts out numerous fluff articles and interviews.

The coaching change is the ultimate reset.  We're probably looking at basketball and baseball, so it's a squared effect.  I might be a little giddy in anticipation.

I find it so fucking hilarious that Buzz to Maryland keeps hanging in the wind, Maryland really does not want him as first choice, He does not want A&M, anyone but A&M and the aggies are flabbergasted gomers part hating him and traumatized by Jimbo, part calling him a winner after getting traumatized after Schloss. A take backsies ala Mark Stoops is what I am rooting for.

They just need to hire Meat Pimp as their AD. He's the only real winner they've ever had. 

Curfew took a win away.  Best 1-8 SEC team ever. 

What were they talking about anyway? Curfew? Are they 10?
3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Yeah, that’s a bigger burn than the Bonfire ever was. LMAO

It collapsed and killed everyone before it could burn. 

6 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


What were they talking about anyway? Curfew? Are they 10?

SEC getaway day rules say that no new inning can begin after 4:30 p.m. local time Sunday on the final game of a series. The rule ensures teams can travel without major delays and allows athletes with Monday classes ample time to return to campus.


 

One might say……….they ran out of time.

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9 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

See: Aggy's national championship stall tactics.  Most impressive of them all.

True. It’s been 86 years since the last championship and they’re still stalling on winning another one. 

7 hours ago, Vertigo said:

They missed their window to become Texas State. Now they have to find some cringy derivative that would make them look worse. 

As far as I know, East Texas Tech is still available. To be different, their catch phrase can be “Wretch ‘em, Tech.”

And instead of the Golden Arches, they can have the Golden Arcs.

9 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

It collapsed and killed everyone before it could burn. 

I was speaking generically of all the bonfires that did burn, not the tragic one.

15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I was speaking geriatricly  of all the bonfires that did burn, not the tragic one.

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15 hours ago, markstanco said:

This has happened numerous times over the last decade on Texags. The moment you think aggy is about to turn on him, he puts out numerous fluff articles and interviews. And just like that, the cycle continues. 

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22 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

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He is mixing brown, yellow and white, he is about to get started on the dildo.

On 3/29/2025 at 7:39 PM, rage-a-holic said:

uh, what "major" championship was this?

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On 3/29/2025 at 8:26 PM, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Equestrian?

 

Meat judging. Try and keep up people. 

 

3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

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LOL

Now comes the A&M rumors of Beard and the signing of the dude that is at Nebraska

I was speaking generically of all the bonfires that did burn, not the tragic one.

Someone refresh my memory, what did they do with that one?
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Oh Looch, that tweet aged so poorly

Jimbo - fired

Buzz - left for Maryland (lol)

Schloss - don't even have to say it

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh Looch, that tweet aged so poorly

Jimbo - fired

Buzz - left for Maryland (lol)

Schloss - don't even have to say it

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Just fucking admit you were wrong, bro 

37 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

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1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

A&M not a destination school for coaches in any sport.

Whore yourself out for a few years, get paid, get out. 

On 3/30/2025 at 4:24 PM, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


Jimmy’Z fool.

I had 10 pairs of the velcro band shorts

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29 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

A&M not a destination school for coaches in any sport.

well in baseball and basketball it is now a stepping stone school 😁

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Oh Looch, that tweet aged so poorly

Jimbo - fired

Buzz - left for Maryland (lol)

Schloss - don't even have to say it

I think this is what is referred to as “cleaning house”!

 

48 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

A&M not a destination school for coaches in any sport.

Not even for meat judging? 

Chris Beard makes $5 million per season

Buzz was making $4.6 million per season

So they are going to have to offer more than $5m for Beard, and they couldn't or wouldn't even fire Joni Taylor for a measly $1m buyout. 

They ain't got the money.  Ole Miss will match any offer - he just took them to the Sweet 16

I'm no fan of the way Beard comported himself as head coach but he is a UT grad and I highly doubt he'd want to coach at A&M.  He'll have plenty of options going forward.

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Chris Beard makes $5 million per season

Buzz was making $4.6 million per season

So they are going to have to offer more than $5m for Beard, and they couldn't or wouldn't even fire Joni Taylor for a measly $1m buyout. 

They ain't got the money.  Ole Miss will match any offer - he just took them to the Sweet 16

beard has a big buyout too I think $4.5 million

12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Chris Beard makes $5 million per season

Buzz was making $4.6 million per season

So they are going to have to offer more than $5m for Beard, and they couldn't or wouldn't even fire Joni Taylor for a measly $1m buyout. 

They ain't got the money.  Ole Miss will match any offer - he just took them to the Sweet 16

How much is Elko making? Would they really pay more for a basketball coach than a football coach? 

It’s aggy, so probably.

Edit: never mind, it’s 7 mil per year for elko. Still, that’s fucking sad and hilarious at the same time.

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