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Another gomer headed to the Dixie Chicken with his date for the evening.

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16 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:

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It looks like Elko has a few beef ribs stashed in his pocket in case of a hunger emergency…

That fat slob in his XXXXXL aggy getup is a tremendous sell for the university. Next come the championships. 

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Just get him a moomoo and be done with it.
1 hour ago, Welshy said:

Fuck you, Emily. 

But not literally, without consent of course. Right?

50 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

But not literally, without consent of course. Right?

Unless she's into that.

2 hours ago, chad.ihrig said:

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He can fit a whole ass IPad Pro in his hoodie pocket and also it’s fucking April and 90 degrees why are you wearing a hoodie.

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He can fit a whole ass IPad Pro in his hoodie pocket and also it’s fucking April and 90 degrees why are you wearing a hoodie.

That is a coach made for the press box

They went from Jimbo to Jumbo. Don’t forget he is 47 years old

1 hour ago, Not a Sock said:

He can fit a whole ass IPad Pro in his hoodie pocket and also it’s fucking April and 90 degrees why are you wearing a hoodie.

Because its impossible to store a couple of country hams in a t-shirt. 

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It’s all internet fake wish casting by a few. CDC already stated NO. Next will be the black or burnt orange helmets with a corresponding uniform graphic online.

Our logo and school trademarked colors, while historic, classic, unique, and prideful. They both really only go back to the recent living/current generation that contained DKR and his era at the helm of The University of Texas. So roughly six to seven decades.

Hook’em!!!

My Dad, who played for UT and DKR (60-63’) already thinks the current uniforms look like NASCAR drivers running around on the TV screen, as too many patches/logos on the front of jerseys.

Hook’em!!!

His era only had “Texas” on the front of publicity jerseys or those for individual pictures to send home, previous HS, or media. The game worn jerseys did NOT have “Texas” on the front.

Hook’em!!!

7 hours ago, chad.ihrig said:

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Starting to understand the wardrobe choices. He's able to keep so many snacks in that front pouch.

6 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

My Dad, who played for UT and DKR (60-63’) already thinks the current uniforms look like NASCAR drivers running around on the TV screen, as too many patches/logos on the front of jerseys.

Hook’em!!!

But lets be honest, the numbers above the helmet looked really dumb.

 

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5 hours ago, Foosters said:

Starting to understand the wardrobe choices. He's able to keep so many snacks in that front pouch.

Snacks? He’s got a ham sandwich in there.

13 hours ago, Born to Run said:

But not literally, without consent of course. Right?

I said what I said.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Snacks? He’s got a ham sandwich in there.

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Can we stop posting beloved Longhorn stuff in this thread of shame?

This one is specifically for dude cheerleaders, goat fucking, and extremely low IQ decision making.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

But lets be honest, the numbers above the helmet looked really dumb.

 

 

 

 

Go ahead and tell this guy that

 

 

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Snacks? He’s got a ham sandwich in there.

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Gonna need to fix that face-width-to-horns ratio. 

Does she have her personal redesign posted?

... maybe add some bevels in there somewhere...

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But lets be honest, the numbers above the helmet looked really dumb.
 
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DKR was still figuring out “the look,” as #’s stayed on top until around ‘67. They were gone by game photos in ‘68.

1969 had the 100 FB above, celebrating 100 years of CFB. Then the numbers were on the back and stayed.

‘61 was the last season where they even had an orange stripe down the middle.
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Cotton Bowl vs Ole Miss - ‘61 season.

Hook’em!!!

"Snacks? He’s got a ham sandwich in there."

More like jizz.............in a sippy cup.

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8 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Go ahead and tell this guy that

 

 Not without an Ouija board.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

 Not without an Ouija board.

Yeah well it was convenient of you to wait until he died to talk shit

15 hours ago, Foosters said:

Starting to understand the wardrobe choices. He's able to keep so many snacks in that front pouch.

The Elk is too busy recruiting to make a stop by the cafeteria. The snack pouch is a smart move, imo. I’m sure Looch will agree.

28 minutes ago, South Austin said:

 Not without an Ouija board.

You got something against a good old fashion séance?

OK, I've seen worse mockups. I'm actually less angry at that than I would expect to be.

But still, there is no need to mess with it. It's the best in the game and we need no gimmicks.

On 4/10/2025 at 7:13 PM, demos said:


Just get him a moomoo and be done with it.

Like I’m not going to make that visual now 

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Just like when they said Wilfred Brimley was only 50 (Cocoon) when they made that movie. Man I feel old, but don’t look like he did - IMO, and I’m 55.

Hook’em!!!

A&M is above taking a Samford player. Just their coach. 

On 4/8/2025 at 8:21 PM, Bevo&Pevo said:

Mennonites make up 5 percent of the population in Belize.  

They also supply the entire country with chicken, milk, eggs, tires, and I think construction materials from their main enclave called Spanish Lookout, which looks like remarkably Pennsylvania farm country cut right into the Central American rainforest. You access the farm via a hand-drawn ferry, which takes you to one of the most popular restaurants in the entire country.  Belize is a curious country. 

17 hours ago, South Austin said:

Snacks? He’s got a ham in there.

Fify

1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

They also supply the entire country with chicken, milk, eggs, tires, and I think construction materials from their main enclave called Spanish Lookout, which looks like remarkably Pennsylvania farm country cut right into the Central American rainforest. You access the farm via a hand-drawn ferry, which takes you to one of the most popular restaurants in the entire country.  Belize is a curious country. 

There's Mennonite settlements all over that area, we've seen them in Chetumal and Bacalar

5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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No doubt a tough decision to make between College Station and LA

5 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

They also supply the entire country with chicken, milk, eggs, tires, and I think construction materials from their main enclave called Spanish Lookout, which looks like remarkably Pennsylvania farm country cut right into the Central American rainforest. You access the farm via a hand-drawn ferry, which takes you to one of the most popular restaurants in the entire country.  Belize is a curious country. 

 

4 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

There's Mennonite settlements all over that area, we've seen them in Chetumal and Bacalar

Right on.  They thought I was full of BS.  Appreciate the back up.  You guys rock.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

 

 

On 4/10/2025 at 7:09 PM, Blotto said:

That fat slob in his XXXXXL aggy getup is a tremendous sell for the university. Next come the championships. 

Here's a thought, perhaps his proficiency at the buffet line is directly related to the meat and chicken championships.  Maybe like he is QC/QA. 

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Go ahead and tell this guy that
 
 
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The guy with the wrist tape and hand on hip (right side) is my Dad. That was a picture of them waiting on the results of the coin flip vs OU in ‘63. OU actually entered the weekend #1 vs Texas #2.

That was the last time both teams entered that weekend in October: #1 vs #2.
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Hook’em!!!

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