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10 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

I would definitely have a beer with him and even buy.

Would be a fun conversation.

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10 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

I would definitely have a beer with him and even buy.

Would be a fun conversation.

Plus he'd have party favors.

1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Plus he'd have party favors.

Plus he'd probably give you a hand job for $5. 

31 minutes ago, Deej said:

Plus he'd probably give you a hand job for $5. 

“Close your eyes and think of Christmas.”

18 hours ago, TexasMan said:

Rare Anwar W

 

 

I'd ask him why they still allow the vaunted SEC to play FCS teams in Non Conference...AND more specifically, why they're allowed to play them in November.

For all the talk of Texas weak schedule, we at least didn't play any FCS teams and damned sure don't play them in November for a cupcake.

2 hours ago, Drew said:

I'd ask him why they still allow the vaunted SEC to play FCS teams in Non Conference...AND more specifically, why they're allowed to play them in November.

For all the talk of Texas weak schedule, we at least didn't play any FCS teams and damned sure don't play them in November for a cupcake.

Stupid sip. Sankey and the SEC give tu the easiest conference schedule. When you don't play the murderer's row that the Fighting Texum Bulldogs have to play every year, you don't need that FCS team in November. 

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21 minutes ago, Deej said:

Stupid sip. Sankey and the SEC give tu the easiest conference schedule. When you don't play the murderer's row that the Fighting Texum Bulldogs have to play every year, you don't need that FCS team in November. 

I could have sworn we played an FCS team on November 30, 2024.  I must be losing my mind.

4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I could have sworn we played an FCS team on November 30, 2024.  I must be losing my mind.

That was a D2 team, not FCS.  BIG difference.

6 hours ago, Drew said:

I'd ask him why they still allow the vaunted SEC to play FCS teams in Non Conference...AND more specifically, why they're allowed to play them in November.

For all the talk of Texas weak schedule, we at least didn't play any FCS teams and damned sure don't play them in November for a cupcake.

Haven't we already played Georgia more often than aggy has in 13 years of their SEC SEC SEC scheduling?

Silly bastards

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saw over on r/cfb that Klatt released his early top 25 and has Texas #2 and Aggy #19. The first comment gave me a laugh

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Thujones rollercoaster was such a masterpiece, even aggy is starting to embrace it. 

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Just now, Blotto said:

saw over on r/cfb that Klatt released his early top 25 and has Texas #2 and Aggy #19. The first comment gave me a laugh

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Thujones rollercoaster was such a masterpiece, even aggy is starting to embrace it. 

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On 5/4/2025 at 8:07 AM, HuttNuts said:

Technically not another law school, just a change in management. 

 

But they are expanding it and have their ugly ass flag on a crane in downtown Fort Worth. Texas-AM-Law_-Camilo-Diaz-scaled.thumb.jpg.b44825fb0ea9bbd6e532b7bf719e8935.jpg

Adding some Chernobyl like architecture to Downtown Ft Worth.  

Stupid sip. Sankey and the SEC give tu the easiest conference schedule. When you don't play the murderer's row that the Fighting Texum Bulldogs have to play every year, you don't need that FCS team in November. 

Need to remind them it’s only murderers row when you’re a victim and not a killer.
On 5/6/2025 at 6:45 AM, 'stache said:

Just more proof that US News rankings are meaningless.

It’s even better than that. Their annual move up the rankings over the last few years has coincided with the U.S. News rankings’ increasing slide into irrelevance, to the point where now the rankings are practically meaningless. 

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For years all we heard was how great top to bottom the SEC was in football and baseball.

We heard it for years that the SEC schedules were the gauntlet of sports.

We get here and beat almost everyone’s ass and it is because we have an easy SEC schedule.

Go figure.

12 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

For years all we heard was how great top to bottom the SEC was in football and baseball.

We heard it for years that the SEC schedules were the gauntlet of sports.

We get here and beat almost everyone’s ass and it is because we have an easy SEC schedule.

Go figure.

It just means more. Until it doesn't.  aggy left the big 12 because it was too easy right, with their 1 championship in 16 seasons there. 

"But Dennis- aggy has 3 b12 championship years on the wall"

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The guy on the right isn't wrong.  I suspect coaches see it as a giant payday.  The coach just needs one decent season to get a ridiculous extension and buyout and they have set up themselves and their children for life.

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It's Christmas fucking morning, boys and girls!

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SEC Power rankings: Despite slight losses, Texas A&M retains spoiler potential after spring portal
With the spring portal over and done with, rosters are essentially sealed across the SEC until kickoff arrives. The Aggies have put together a grouping of talent that has a lot of fans filled with cautious optimism by this point, but they lost a few players to the spring portal.


The only really notable name was Micah Hudson, but he never played a snap for the Aggies, instead having an extremely short-lived stay in College Station before returning to Lubbock. Hudson was not all that the Aggies brought in at receiver, though, with KC Concepcion and Mario Craver being some really notable names on that front.

So after the spring portal moves, how does the conference shake out? Let's take a look.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

It's Christmas fucking morning, boys and girls!

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There are a million things to pick on here, but I'll just go with pointing out he has no fucking clue what a "spoiler" is.

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

It's Christmas fucking morning, boys and girls!

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If Arch Manning continues to play as far as we have seen then he’s winning a Heisman and a national championship. He’d have like 3.5 yards passing and 1k yards rushing and 40 TDs. 

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17 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

If Arch Manning continues to play as far as we have seen then he’s winning a Heisman and a national championship. He’d have like 3.5 yards passing and 1k yards rushing and 40 TDs. 

 

 

A whole 3.5 yds, huh?

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

It's Christmas fucking morning, boys and girls!

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Should anyone tell him we are in 2025 and not 2026?

2 hours ago, landman said:

Should anyone tell him we are in 2025 and not 2026?

That's called 'Long Term Planning.' 

9 hours ago, landman said:

Should anyone tell him we are in 2025 and not 2026?

New aggy motto- year after next year is our year. 

It locks up another 9.95 x 12 for looch.. it's brilliant 

New aggy motto- year after next year is our year. 
It locks up another 9.95 x 12 for looch.. it's brilliant 

ISWYD. Ah, 12, the Aggie magic number.
16 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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Lol 'some sort of inferiority complex'....? That entire university is built upon an inferiority complex 

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Lol 'some sort of inferiority complex'....? That entire university is built upon an inferiority complex 

It's their strongest turdition.

1 hour ago, Nueces River Rat said:

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Vote no?  Apparently he didnt get the memo where Daddy Sankey TOLD them to vote yes.  

22 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Vote no?  Apparently he didnt get the memo where Daddy Sankey TOLD them to vote yes.  

He was protecting aggy from themselves...voting no would have been such an embarrassment...and so on brand for aggy. 

24 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Vote no?  Apparently he didnt get the memo where Daddy Sankey TOLD them to vote yes.  

...and to sit down and STFU or GTFO you stupid cucks.

22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

It's Christmas fucking morning, boys and girls!

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17 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

If Arch Manning continues to play as far as we have seen then he’s winning a Heisman and a national championship. He’d have like 3.5 yards passing and 1k yards rushing and 40 TDs. 

Stupid Sip...that was as a backup, he won't be nearly as good as start duh...

40 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

Ouch. Pre-Vatican II

46 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

And that happens to be Icono's favorite pope

It all fits

22 minutes ago, Honeysucklerose said:

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Love it is off of Saturday, wish it was Thursday but I get it. 

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