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2 hours ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Random thought I was having. Why didn’t Fatterson ever get brought up as a target? He’s not done coaching completely is he? 

He's anti-portal/NIL/adjusting to the modern game in general

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11 hours ago, Constant said:

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Look out for that bullet train. 

He misspelled bullshit. 

I had a weird uncle that drove a Chrysler that had “fine Covidian leather”. My dad thought he was likely a Communist because he smoked Sherman’s cigarettes and drove a mopar. No one understood why my aunt married him.

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46 minutes ago, Teryor said:

He's anti-portal/NIL/adjusting to the modern game in general

He's good at adjusting his pants, though.

Just now, Vermin said:

He's good at adjusting his pants, though.

He has a suspenders/overalls waistline. 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

I had a 1983 mustang with a four banger. It had 88 hp. Not 188. 88. 

My Mustang has 480hp. It has zero cylinders.

 

/no gay

My Mustang has 480hp. It has zero cylinders.
 
/no gay
And not really a Mustang, but to each their own.
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3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I think we should put up our record against them in every sport.

"Your daddy welcomes you to Austin"

Well, we just beat their asses in volleyball tonight at Gregory Gym in the first round of the NCAA tournament, so chalk up another dub.  They brought the yell leaders. We posted this:

 

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6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Not according to this genius:

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For a little while, just out of college, I sold cars. I did okay but it just wasn't my thing.

Knowing there are aggys out there like this ... it kinda makes me want to give it another shot and finally be able to buy that vacation villa in the Maldives.

 

 

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16 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Not according to this genius:

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Same logic as a wife that goes to the outlet mall, drops $5,000 on shoes, and brags about how much money she saved because everything was 20% below retail. No, honey, there’s still $5,000 missing from our bank account. 

14 hours ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said:

What years would the unclaimed ones be? I almost wish the powers that be would throw those on the stadium wall right before the A&M home game in 2025. I think they should get a mention in the National Championship trophy room though.

a handful:

  • 1914: 1 selector picked Texas (4 of 7 picked Army)
  • 1941: 2 selectors picked Texas (11 picked Minn)
  • 1968: 3 selectors picked Texas (14 of 18 picked Ohio State
  • 1977: 4 selectors picked Texas (17 of 22 picked ND)
  • 1981: 1 selector picked Texas (18 of 23 picked Clemson)

as a reminder for the ones A&M claim, they had 2 of 15 selectors pick them for 1919 (5 picked Harvard, 5 picked Illinois), 1927 1 of 12 selectors picked them (5 picked Illinois, 3 picked Georgia), 1939 14 of 18 picked Texas A&M (3 selectors picked Cornell) so in reality only one of those is anywhere close to legitimate - 1939

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3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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5 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Aren’t they precious?  


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6 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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if this was the case they would have kept Jimbo and saved a truckload, literally, of money.

It's gonna be hilarious when they are still complaining about the OL being shitty in a couple years. 

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

It's gonna be hilarious when they are still complaining about the OL being shitty in a couple years. 

Just wait until they see their defense without their good players next year. One that lost to every Top 50 offense they played this year.

18 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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57 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Not according to this genius:

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they should go ahead and buy out Elko's contract and replace him and save even more money!

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... Johnny Manziel, who told Bjork that the Aggies needed to be "an intimidating bully."

Does domestic violence count?

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36 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Oops. Dropped a neg on you by clicking the wrong icon. Sorry. Fixed. 

8 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Is this really him or just some meth head at a halfway house working on their 4th rehab stint?

 
Even though the SEC is worlds better than the Big12, aggy has to remind me how I wish we had gone Pac and kept that thing together. Smh
3 minutes ago, F250 said:

Is this really him or just some meth head at a halfway house working on their 4th rehab stint?

That's really him now... 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Not according to this genius:

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That's some damn fine aggy math.  Does this genius work for the University of Arizona?

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

That's some damn fine aggy math.  Does this genius work for the University of Arizona?

Hey fuck you buddy lol 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Not according to this genius:

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Is this that “girl math” that all those Instagram memes have been talking about?

Was the VB game a conference game? What other sports will be SEC? Baseball?

I'm so uninformed.

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Holtz was obviously speaking tongue in cheek.

You thpelled "obviouthly thpeaking" wrong.

I thought that dinosaur turd was dead, why the fuck did Ryan Day give him visibility this year?

2 hours ago, NoName said:

a handful:

  • 1914: 1 selector picked Texas (4 of 7 picked Army)
  • 1941: 2 selectors picked Texas (11 picked Minn)
  • 1968: 3 selectors picked Texas (14 of 18 picked Ohio State
  • 1977: 4 selectors picked Texas (17 of 22 picked ND)
  • 1981: 1 selector picked Texas (18 of 23 picked Clemson)

as a reminder for the ones A&M claim, they had 2 of 15 selectors pick them for 1919 (5 picked Harvard, 5 picked Illinois), 1927 1 of 12 selectors picked them (5 picked Illinois, 3 picked Georgia), 1939 14 of 18 picked Texas A&M (3 selectors picked Cornell) so in reality only one of those is anywhere close to legitimate - 1939

The 1919 and 1927 claims were awarded retroactively by Sagarin, Billingsley, and something called the National Championship Foundation.  Polls that didn't even exist until after all the players on those teams were all dead and gone.

So not only are there no aggy alive today who saw those championships, the players on those teams never got a trophy for those "championships" and none of their peers ever considered that some obscure organization would call them "champions" many decades later.  

tl, dr:

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20 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Was the VB game a conference game? What other sports will be SEC? Baseball?

No that was round 1 of the NCAA volleyball tournament. ATM dispensed and sent back to Collie Station. Texas is a 2 seed. SMU up tonight and they're a 7 seed.

Asjia O'Neal is a joy to watch.

43 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Was the VB game a conference game? What other sports will be SEC? Baseball?

I'm so uninformed.

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Same logic as a wife that goes to the outlet mall, drops $5,000 on shoes, and brags about how much money she saved because everything was 20% below retail. No, honey, there’s still $5,000 missing from our bank account. 
Don't ever try explaining why "50% off" sales simply means the retailer is still making a profit by increased sales, and that 50% is an arbitrary number based on an inflated normal price. Also don't mention how you saved 100% by sitting your ass at home watching football on black Friday. If you're lucky you only get a blank stare.
13 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Sounds like Robinson has an offer out for Syracuse DC under his friend. 

Looch is confirming too

Robinson at some point probably wants to prove himself as a playcalling DC who designs the defense.  You cannot do that under Mike Elko.  Especially with Santucci being the second in command on that defense.

58 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Robinson at some point probably wants to prove himself as a playcalling DC who designs the defense.  You cannot do that under Mike Elko.  Especially with Santucci being the second in command on that defense.

More signs pointing that direction. Says is coaching related, expect news in next couple days.

 

17 hours ago, nnm said:

I had a 1983 mustang with a four banger. It had 88 hp. Not 188. 88. 

My sister had one of those. 

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

My sister had one of those. 

A four-banger?  Well, alright sis!

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