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17 minutes ago, deft said:


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Okay, I’m content to be left outta the joke or the butt or the joke.  Or neg repped a whatever.  But what is the gag with Sydney carton and the Aggie billboards “?  

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Nobody besides Swaim has reported this and Swaim cites NO sources.

It's bullshit.

you know what's next

by june, they will have a STANDING OFFER

3 hours ago, Macklemore said:

SydneyCarton was the one responsible for that billboard.

that's a rumor started by aggy

56 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Okay, I’m content to be left outta the joke or the butt or the joke.  Or neg repped a whatever.  But what is the gag with Sydney carton and the Aggie billboards “?  

aggy responsible for this tried to blame us

 

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First, no disrespect towards the University of Arkansas. This is just directed towards the author of this article. When you use the word "cult" in reference to a school's cheers, or chants as you like to call them, you undermine your credibility. Every school has certain group cheers, and traditions. Certainly the Hog Call is an example of this. Now as for inferring from rumors, that Texas A&M would want to leave the SEC due to some form of jealousy or envy of the University of Texas, again this is an old narrative that show's lack of creativity in writing, and any insight on the matter of a possible re-alignment that has Texas A&M moving to the Big 10.
I am a fan of the SEC. It's a great conference. But so is the Big Ten. And if your state has more than one world class university, it would actually make more sense to have each school separated into the two big time athletic conferences. College Football is a business. In business, you want to have your product available in as many markets as possible. This is about what benefits the state of Texas. And it's about establishing connections from the state of Texas, to as many young people as possible. And having both of our world class universities distributed into each of these different areas of the country benefits the state of Texas as a whole.

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7 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Okay, I’m content to be left outta the joke or the butt or the joke.  Or neg repped a whatever.  But what is the gag with Sydney carton and the Aggie billboards “?  

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Yeah I saw the billboard.  I just didn’t get the connection to Sydney carton.   I’m sure they’ll be putting up goofy shit  up again in Austin.  If we’re half smart, we can fake lease them some Lamar billboards for the Tailgate/wreath fund. 

5 hours ago, deft said:

And the first quote:

First, no disrespect towards the University of Arkansas. This is just directed towards the author of this article. When you use the word "cult" in reference to a school's cheers, or chants as you like to call them, you undermine your credibility. Every school has certain group cheers, and traditions. Certainly the Hog Call is an example of this. Now as for inferring from rumors, that Texas A&M would want to leave the SEC due to some form of jealousy or envy of the University of Texas, again this is an old narrative that show's lack of creativity in writing, and any insight on the matter of a possible re-alignment that has Texas A&M moving to the Big 10.
I am a fan of the SEC. It's a great conference. But so is the Big Ten. And if your state has more than one world class university, it would actually make more sense to have each school separated into the two big time athletic conferences. College Football is a business. In business, you want to have your product available in as many markets as possible. This is about what benefits the state of Texas. And it's about establishing connections from the state of Texas, to as many young people as possible. And having both of our world class universities distributed into each of these different areas of the country benefits the state of Texas as a whole.

Yes, aggy delusion needs to be banished to the midwest, rust-belt, American equivalent to Siberia along with Corn.

Perfect

7 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

you know what's next

by june, they will have a STANDING OFFER

GENTLEMEN'S AGREEMENT 🤝 

8 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

you know what's next

by june, they will have a GENTLEMAN’S AGREEMENT.

Fify

48 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

GENTLEMEN'S AGREEMENT 🤝 

Oh crap! I failed to read to the end of the thread again. 
Mea culpa.

I would laugh if aggy truly was getting looked at by the B1G. They're avoiding us again(and to some extent OU as well). Chicken shits. 

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7 hours ago, deft said:

And if your state has more than one world class university, it would actually make more sense to have each school separated into the two big time athletic conferences.

Wait, is he saying that Rice is getting a B10 invite? 

12 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Wait, is he saying that Rice is getting a B10 invite? 

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13 hours ago, YGIFS said:

The poster on here?  Like, for realz?  

You'd probably already know that if you spent less time in the Cloak Room mutual admiration society.

16 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I had a pair of white Puma football cleats back in '82 for neighborhood football games. They were the best pair of cleats I ever owned. 

Puma pants these days

22 hours ago, Blotto said:

The A&M portion of the montage should be Luicci and Sharp on opposite sides of a glory hole. Liucci pulls back, wipes his mouth off with his sleeve, and bellows "gig  em, ags" to which Sharp responds with a few girlish whoops and maybe a horse laugh for good measure. 

I'm pretty sure they would end up tongue tied instead.

35 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

You'd probably already know that if you spent less time in the Cloak Room mutual admiration society.

I can't figure out which part of this story is more absurd. 

a) the notion that lobo doesn't know what happened with billboardgate

or 

b) @SydneyCarton - the puppetmaster

Option B cracks me up every time. It all comes back like a weird fever dream at this point, over a decade later. 

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I can't figure out which part of this story is more absurd. 

a) the notion that lobo doesn't know what happened with billboardgate

or 

b) @SydneyCarton - the puppetmaster

Option B cracks me up every time. It all comes back like a weird fever dream at this point, over a decade later. 

First, nothing about Lobo should surprise anyone at this point.

Second:
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9 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I don't know who this Kent Smith dude is, but if he keeps this up he won't be getting an invite to this year's annual aggy sheep "dipping" fundraiser at the chicken. 

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So, before diving into any specifics, this is a 99.9% no. Texas A&M isn't going anywhere. Of course, that 0.1% is still left open because they're the Aggies and there's always just a little bit of irrational cowardice tucked away in the psyche, especially if the Texas Longhorns are involved. 

 

9 hours ago, deft said:

And if your state has more than one world class university, it would actually make more sense to have each school separated into the two big time athletic conferences. College Football is a business. In business, you want to have your product available in as many markets as possible. This is about what benefits the state of Texas. And it's about establishing connections from the state of Texas, to as many young people as possible. And having both of our world class universities distributed into each of these different areas of the country benefits the state of Texas as a whole.

Hay guise, we gotta do it for Texas like we always do. We are non the wurld over for sacrufiseing for everyone! Whhhoooppp!

1 hour ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

You'd probably already know that if you spent less time in the Cloak Room mutual admiration society.

Wait, they have a society over there?  You know I've always wanted a matching blazer.  

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Wait, they have a society over there?  You know I've always wanted a matching blazer.  

Don’t forget spats for your shoes.

It's not politically correct anymore to call Aggies "Spaz", Armybrat.  

Oh, sorry.  You said "Spats."  Wait, did you invent those?  

I think it would be hilarious if they went to the Big 10.  Let another group of fanbases get an upclose look on how fucking stupid and weird they are.  

aggy at tOSU -- Clem visits The Shoe at night.

The B1G learned their lesson with Rutgers. They'll let the SEC keep Lone Star Fredo,

Maybe they should join the WAC or the Southland Conference.  They certainly are familiar with a lot of their teams. 

57 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

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Maybe they meant 100 Reveille years.

I seem to remember another group of people who thought a 100 year decision was the way to go.. Ended up about as well as the A&M decision is going.

21 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

I had a pair of white Puma football cleats back in '82 for neighborhood football games. They were the best pair of cleats I ever owned. 

Game Cat FTW. Colored my stripes in black to be different than the 40 other kids that had them

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Addressing Rumors A&M Wants to Flee SEC Story ….

 

 

When did these 2 things happen? As far as I know, I haven’t been in a coma.

 

“They immediately reaped rewards as money to improve facilities helped them become the flagship of the Lone Star State” …… aggy is the flagship now ?

And 

“would be seen as a lateral move and a gutless act of fear of a Texas program over which Texas A&M has ruled for over a decade. “ aggy rules over us now?  

1 hour ago, Genco said:

The B1G learned their lesson with Rutgers. They'll let the SEC keep Lone Star Fredo,

There was no lesson with Rutgers. B1G got exactly what they wanted with Rutgers and Maryland - east coast access. And not a single disruption to the old guard order by adding non-threatening programs.

Now that I think about it, aggy does offer a similar deal. Access to Texas and no threat to win anything. Of course, you can get that with a handful of other Texas schools and without the aggy baggage.

1 hour ago, US183 said:

“would be seen as a lateral move and a gutless act of fear of a Texas program over which Texas A&M has ruled for over a decade. “ aggy rules over us now?  

they've won every game we haven't played.

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Game Cat FTW. Colored my stripes in black to be different than the 40 other kids that had them

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I had a pair of these in little league. Loved them. Thought they were the best looking cleats out there at the time.

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Game Cat FTW. Colored my stripes in black to be different than the 40 other kids that had them

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I rocked Earl style, Pony turf shoes back in the day with the school-colored chevron. Luv Ya Blue!

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On 1/15/2024 at 3:57 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

But isn't the #1 fan riot action for losses at tOSU also burning couches?

 

When we beat tOSU in Sep of 2005, somebody burned a couch in the parking lot of the intramural fields off of 51st ST. Don't know if it was UT or tOSU fans that did it. 

 

On 2/28/2024 at 7:48 PM, DFW Horn said:

I rocked Earl style, Pony turf shoes back in the day with the school-colored chevron. Luv Ya Blue!

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Erin Hogan:

Career update: Just wanted to let everyone know that today was my last show on The Horn.   It’s been an incredible 15 year run, full of twists, turns, and challenges -- but it has also been an absolute blast, including the past 7 months working alongside the great, Rod Babers.
 
Going to ESPN radio.  102.7
 
 
2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
Erin Hogan:

Career update: Just wanted to let everyone know that today was my last show on The Horn.   It’s been an incredible 15 year run, full of twists, turns, and challenges -- but it has also been an absolute blast, including the past 7 months working alongside the great, Rod Babers.
 
Going to ESPN radio.  102.7
 
 

He finally got tired of listening to Rod.

I get it.

When sark is finished with his current contract, the gomers will still be paying dumbo. Have a great weekend one and all. 

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