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1 hour ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Haven’t checked on this thread since page 1549 on October 5th

I can’t wait to see our boy Graham’s takes on the second half of the season!

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don't get  your hopes up

he went subterranean after we pwned them at pyle

1 hour ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Haven’t checked on this thread since page 1549 on October 5th

I can’t wait to see our boy Graham’s takes on the second half of the season!

read go away GIF

 

don't get  your hopes up

he went subterranean after we pwned them at pyle

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5 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

steam showers and axe handles...... ?

What cracks me up most about that is the gomer doesnt even try to mitigate matters by saying "it sounds much more unseemly than it was". Nope. His closing thoughts are "thank god there were no cameras around"

Who knew that axe handles = aggy sharpie.  

1 hour ago, statsman said:

I thought they capped their payment at $50k each, but it turns out the families sued and got a little more:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna27422100
 
What is $2.1 M, less attorney fees, divided by 12?

I’m pretty sure the Ags paid more for the memorial to the collapse. 

Doesn’t sound like all the 12 families sued, but some of the injured students and construction workers were also part of the suit.

$2.1 million for all those poor families. That’s it? WTH? 

Maybe they should thrown in a buffet lunch at a restaurant of their choice. 

I’m truly shocked. 

44 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Doesn’t sound like all the 12 families sued, but some of the injured students and construction workers were also part of the suit.

$2.1 million for all those poor families. That’s it? WTH? 

Maybe they should thrown in a buffet lunch at a restaurant of their choice. 

I’m truly shocked. 

$2.1 million minus 40% for attorney's fees comes out to $1,260,000 total or $105,000 per family. That's just... Wow

4 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

$2.1 million minus 40% for attorney's fees comes out to $1,260,000 total or $105,000 per family. That's just... Wow

$105k plus eternal aggie glory for their kids' noble sacrifice, ya stooped sip!

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2 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

Doesn’t sound like all the 12 families sued, but some of the injured students and construction workers were also part of the suit.

$2.1 million for all those poor families. That’s it? WTH? 

Maybe they should thrown in a buffet lunch at a restaurant of their choice. 

I’m truly shocked. 

You’re shocked that aggies are pieces of shit? They went to a piece of shit school and they’re constantly bleating about stupid shit. Of course they’re pieces of shit. 
 

You don’t hear about things like attacking a cheerleader with a sword at other schools. You don’t hear about things like throwing horse shit into the opponent’s band at other schools. You don’t hear about things like the yell practice, twirling binoculars, and goalpost incident involving other schools. You don’t hear about things like the catfish stink bait bus trashing incident (hoax) involving other schools. 
 

Besides, how can Texas A&M give families money when they dedicate it all to things like exorbitant guaranteed contracts to shitty coaches no other school wants? Texas A&M sucks. 

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

You’re shocked that aggies are pieces of shit? They went to a piece of shit school and they’re constantly bleating about stupid shit. Of course they’re pieces of shit. 
 

You don’t hear about things like attacking a cheerleader with a sword at other schools. You don’t hear about things like throwing horse shit into the opponent’s band at other schools. You don’t hear about things like the yell practice, twirling binoculars, and goalpost incident involving other schools. You don’t hear about things like the catfish stink bait bus trashing incident (hoax) involving other schools. 
 

Besides, how can Texas A&M give families money when they dedicate it all to things like exorbitant guaranteed contracts to shitty coaches no other school wants? Texas A&M sucks. 

I’ve heard about the flinging horse shit onto our band, and attacking other cheerleaders. That seems like semi-normal terrible behavior from Aggy and other schools. But I had never heard about fighting the payout to the families and how low it ultimately was, and I am truly shocked. I have no words. There is no other precedent for this. This pretty much completes it as the worst event at a university, outside of the mass shooting at Virginia Tech, and that wasn’t the direct fault of the school policies, but rather some nut-job foreign exchange student. Unbelievable and for once. I’m not making fun of it. 

3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

I’ve heard about the flinging horse shit onto our band, and attacking other cheerleaders. That seems like semi-normal terrible behavior from Aggy and other schools. But I had never heard about fighting the payout to the families and how low it ultimately was, and I am truly shocked. I have no words. There is no other precedent for this. This pretty much completes it as the worst event at a university, outside of the mass shooting at Virginia Tech, and that wasn’t the direct fault of the school policies, but rather some nut-job foreign exchange student. Unbelievable and for once. I’m not making fun of it. 

I keep coming back to- how can they be so cheap with the victims’ families, and then build a memorial to the victims? I can get the idea that they  are supposed to be tight fisted with the university funding; but then to spend on a “look at me and how special I am” display? It’s like they really don’t care about anything substantive, and only the window dressing. 

8 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

$105k plus eternal aggie glory for their kids' noble sacrifice, ya stooped sip!

A good ag would never sue the beloved mothership 

10 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

steam showers and axe handles...... ?

When I googled "aggie axe handle" it took me here

 

https://old.reddit.com/r/aggies/comments/n8p450/yes_boys_and_girls_those_are_axe_handles_fun_from/

 

Most of the comments are aggiespeak, of course. I'm not brave enough to ask google about the steam showers.

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30 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

When I googled "aggie axe handle" it took me here

 

https://old.reddit.com/r/aggies/comments/n8p450/yes_boys_and_girls_those_are_axe_handles_fun_from/

 

Most of the comments are aggiespeak, of course. I'm not brave enough to ask google about the steam showers.

I was thinking that it was some sort of homoerotic locker room thing, but the truth is actually even better. It looks like these guys are playing fake war, but their "weapons" are axe handles that they just use to push each other around and defend their "honor". Just wait until they call in the couch pillow airstrike. 

16 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I was thinking that it was some sort of homoerotic locker room thing, but the truth is actually even better. It looks like these guys are playing fake war, but their "weapons" are axe handles that they just use to push each other around and defend their "honor". Just wait until they call in the couch pillow airstrike. 

Hopefully no SMU cheerleaders hear about that and ambush them

10 hours ago, campcrunk said:

$2.1 million minus 40% for attorney's fees comes out to $1,260,000 total or $105,000 per family. That's just... Wow

aggy made a handshake deal with  the lawyers for less.

3 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I was thinking that it was some sort of homoerotic locker room thing, but the truth is actually even better. It looks like these guys are playing fake war, but their "weapons" are axe handles that they just use to push each other around and defend their "honor". Just wait until they call in the couch pillow airstrike. 

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5 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

A good ag would never sue the beloved mothership 

The administrator of the estate (the brother) of one of those "good ags" is a Texas Ex...who's a well-respected trial lawyer in Austin. They didn't keep the money aggy paid. They used every penny to establish a scholarship fund.

4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I was thinking that it was some sort of homoerotic locker room thing, but the truth is actually even better. It looks like these guys are playing fake war, but their "weapons" are axe handles that they just use to push each other around and defend their "honor". Just wait until they call in the couch pillow airstrike. 

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2 hours ago, AnotherLawyer said:

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Fake news. Aggies don’t object to that sort of thing behind closed doors. 

5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I think you mean gentlemen’s agreement 

With aggy and lawyers involved,  gentlemen are nowhere to be found...

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Fake news. Aggies don’t object to that sort of thing behind closed doors. 

"Those aren't pillows."

Which one of you is trolling TexAgs with the user name Mr Fingerbottom?    That is  so Surly.  

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20 hours ago, campcrunk said:

$2.1 million minus 40% for attorney's fees comes out to $1,260,000 total or $105,000 per family. That's just... Wow

Plaintiffs’s lawyer must have honed his litigation skills at that bastion of legal education, the Texas A & M School of Law.

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2 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Which one of you is trolling TexAgs with the user name Mr Fingerbottom?    That is  so Surly.  


First thing I thought of when reading the responses was half of the commenters were from here.

 

SIAP...

Sources: Texas A&M set to nab James Madison defensive coordinator

John Brice      Jan 22, 2025

Lyle Hemphill is poised to return to work with Mike Elko.

Sources tell FootballScoop that Hemphill, who spent the 2024 season as James Madison's defensive coordinator and nickels coach, is the frontrunner to join Mike Elko's staff. 

Sources told FootballScoop Tuesday afternoon that Hemphill had formally resigned his position at James Madison.

Prior to this past year at JMU, Hemphill spent the 2022-23 seasons as co-defensive coordinator at Duke.

He also had an extended ACC run under Dave Clawson at Wake Forest from 2017-21.

Hemphill is a former collegiate football player and wrestler at Ursinus College.

 

16 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Which one of you is trolling TexAgs with the user name Mr Fingerbottom?    That is  so Surly.  

PM Urban Meyer

28 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

5-7 years to throw up some trailer park for students?

Log cabins.

3 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

lol, aggy basketball sucks major sheep dick

That’s a Meat Judging School

3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

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Shit. aggy was my fall back school for the nightmare I occasionally have where I skipped physics all year and now I have to ace the final so I remain top 5%. 

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Very aggy of him to go with the 18 point halftime lead instead of the 22-point second half lead.

SIAP, but any pre/post game articles from Graham about the basketball game?

Just dropping by to be sure you all know we are the greatest meat judging school on the planet. Don't forget it. All hail the Meat Pimp. And his mom. 

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On 1/23/2025 at 10:25 PM, Blotto said:

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I knew I'd seen that guy on Billy's right before. It's Radical Larry all grown up.

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45 minutes ago, WhyTry said:

Just dropping by to be sure you all know we are the greatest meat judging school on the planet. Don't forget it. All hail the Meat Pimp. And his mom. 

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Who banged Tits McGraw? Certainly wasn't that asshole on the right. Meat Pimp looks like he got all of the fertilizer.

45 minutes ago, Herpa Derpa said:

I knew I'd seen that guy on Billy's right before. It's Radical Larry all grown up.

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I haven’t seen this in years, it’s never not funny. I’m visiting Houston dealing with serious family issues and I was laughing so hard I may have made a scene. Much appreciated.

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Get your aggie fireplace before they are all gone…..going fast:

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5 hours ago, WhyTry said:

Just dropping by to be sure you all know we are the greatest meat judging school on the planet. Don't forget it. All hail the Meat Pimp. And his mom. 

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