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  • This postseason has become more sentimental for me and my wife's family.  My father in law is the biggest Astros fan I know.  He watches every game without fail, even DVRing them if he can't watch liv

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They’re probably changing out the seat that ball slammed into.

I for one hope Seattle keeps up the strategy of challenging Yordan with fastballs right down the middle.

 

Holy fucking balls!!!

 

 

What a game!!!

39 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Ford’s call is excellent 

I need this!

Man, when he came up with 2 on and 2 out, down 2, I was just hoping.  No one better to have up there, and I could accept whatever result.

 

What a fucking stud.

 

For my birthday in 2020, my wife asked me what signed Astros memorabilia I wanted, and I told her Yordan Alvarez ROY.  She couldn't believe it at the time, but whenever he does something amazing..."good call."

Lol anyone has the Mariner’s broadcast?

Just now, YChang said:

Lol anyone has the Mariner’s broadcast?

I hope it’s Dave South-esque 

11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Hard to believe that’s never happened before. 

2 minutes ago, YChang said:

Lol anyone has the Mariner’s broadcast?

found this ...

Rick Rizzs said it best, “I rather lose by 10 runs” #Mariners

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

I hope it’s Dave South-esque 

Here’s Alvarez. 0-1 pitch.

silence

silence

silence

Mariners lose, back at it again on Thursday folks. 

I guess it's always a tie game when the Astros do it to the Yankees.

I think Hensley gets the start at DH on Thursday. At least he should, Vazquez should also get the start at catcher. Maldonado was awful today, he called a really bad game.

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Between the Horms blowing out OU and Yordan’s walkoff I am overdosing on sports euphoria this week, now if the Yankees could just get their shit pushed in all would be in alignment.

It’s gonna last more than 4 hours that’s for sure

M’s fans (and Astros haters) to Servais and Ray

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3 minutes ago, BrickTop said:

Between the Horms blowing out OU and Yordan’s walkoff I am overdosing on sports euphoria this week, now if the Yankees could just get their shit pushed in all would be in alignment.

Don't forget aggy getting 4 turnovers and horrible backup QB play from Bama and still managing to lose.

These are good days.

Don't forget aggy getting 4 turnovers and horrible backup QB play from Bama and still managing to lose.
These are good days.

That was great but my hate for Alabama is rising to such epic levels I almost wanted to see them lose to those fucks at home.
6 minutes ago, BrickTop said:


That was great but my hate for Alabama is rising to such epic levels I almost wanted to see them lose to those fucks at home.

Next time that happens, go find an aggy in real life or spend a couple of hours on texags.  It'll pass.

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7 minutes ago, BrickTop said:

Between the Horms blowing out OU and Yordan’s walkoff I am overdosing on sports euphoria this week, now if the Yankees could just get their shit pushed in all would be in alignment.

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Guys, we really should break down and send that muffin basket to the Dodgers that we always talk about. 

Next that happens, go find an aggy in real life or spend a couple of hours on texags.  It'll pass.

One of the better people is know is a corps Aggie, he’s a BCBA that works with my son, met bad ones but met way more bad bama fans


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7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

It’s gonna last more than 4 hours that’s for sure

Did you try using it?

2 minutes ago, BrickTop said:


One of the better people is know is a corps Aggie, he’s a BCBA that works with my son, met bad ones but met way more bad bama fans

 

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So many Bama fans in Texas remind me of Helobious’s knob polishing of the Yankees.
26 minutes ago, YChang said:

Lol anyone has the Mariner’s broadcast?

It was very professional.

 Not Dave south-Esque at all.

a tinge of excitement in the call even though there was nothing but depression/heartbreak underneath it 

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

I need of gif of Servais' face now.

 

1 hour ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

Through the heart! And fuck Service in his punchable face! 

 

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5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

It was very professional.

 Not Dave south-Esque at all.

a tinge of excitement in the call even though there was nothing but depression/heartbreak underneath it 

 

this, it's a very good call. extremely professional 

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Great job today by the pen, also. 

 

 

montero picked up the W against his old team 

 

Crazy that Yordan was ALCS MVP last year, did this today, and still has a long way to go as far as Astros postseason hero rankings.

savor this era.

Verlander better watch that jumping and sprinting out to the mound. He’s gonna hurt that leg again. No more walk offs guys. 

I can't believe Dusty went with Hensley in that situation, but dammit the kid came through is the biggest at bat of his career. Bravo!

35 minutes ago, BrickTop said:


That was great but my hate for Alabama is rising to such epic levels I almost wanted to see them lose to those fucks at home.

There’s something very wrong with you. Please get help 

Every damn time I watched or listened to the game today the Mariners scored. I was never watching every time we scored. I understood the assignment and watched the bottom of the 9th on espn app to appease the baseball Gods. I know what my job is now.


What a fucking game!

29 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

You go after it tomorrow, Scotty.  Astros will save it for Thursday.  

56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Agustin fucks.  jdjo is still a whiny bitch.

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