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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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Just now, Fudbelty said:

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Good on the Rangers’ program! Swept one of the 2023 best Teams in the AL. Hopefully the Stros’ can finish, so “The Boot” will actually be to go to the WS!

Hook’em!!!

I can't be the only one that hears, "Where linemen ski" every time Creed is mentioned. The Ticket has infected my brain.

6 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Good on the Rangers’ program! Swept one of the 2023 best Teams in the AL. Hopefully the Stros’ can finish, so “The Boot” will actually be to go to the WS!

Hook’em!!!

Pretty sure we could sweep Houston and they’d still have a winning record against us this season. So “the boot” is theirs.  

8 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Good on the Rangers’ program! Swept one of the 2023 best Teams in the AL. Hopefully the Stros’ can finish, so “The Boot” will actually be to go to the WS!

Hook’em!!!

Swept both of the best teams in the AL

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Pretty sure we could sweep Houston and they’d still have a winning record against us this season. So “the boot” is theirs.  

Oh, they’re gonna get a boot alright…

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Pretty sure we could sweep Houston and they’d still have a winning record against us this season. So “the boot” is theirs.  

I’ll take that boot of theirs and shove it up their fucking ass if that happens.  

Congratulations Rangers fans of the previous decades! I remember as a Little League child of the ‘70s going to chase BP home run balls. Coach would let us each have one, for autographs, the rest went in the bucket for practice. Sad thing was most of us went to the opponents dug out for autographs!

I got Reggie Jackson’s when he was with the A’s and that ball played so well in the front yard that it was left outside, on a rainy night. I think my Dad shed a tear when he picked it up the next morning!

Hook’em!!!

27 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

I can't be the only one that hears, "Where linemen ski" every time Creed is mentioned. The Ticket has infected my brain.

Every. Single. Time.

12 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

I hope they OK'd this with Ryan McTaggart first...

14 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Hedges never plays but he's been such a badass addition to the team if just for the on the roster mascot.  

I feel like I just came out of a coma, I think.    Are you telling me the Rangers, coached by one of the best managers in baseball, has a chance to make all of us remember 2011 again, and then finally put that post-season nightmare to bed?  

 

 

On 10/8/2023 at 4:32 PM, SpiralOut said:

I told you the boys were going to be nails today.  

We're goin' home up 2-0.  Gonna sweep these fuckers.  

 

I love being right!

 

If the Astros cheat past the twins any o/u for number of time the benches clear in the ALCS? The Rangers have to be pissed - Verlander cheating against the Red Sox let them win the division and in game 2 of the ALDS the fox announcers were straight up calling out Peña for cheating on defense. They shouldn’t even be in the playoffs but for some reason MLB lets then get away with murder. 

For the love of fuck some of y'all need to fucking let that shit go. It's also a bat-signal to attract their idiot fans over here.

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9 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Think @ztejas must be blacked out. 

I've been sick. Was half awake for the last couple innings.

That dude is a Houston troll, he’s begging. 

I feel like a dope for not reading the whole post before I responded, but the point still stands because we have plenty of others in here that keep bringing it up.

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