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Just now, Seasick Sailor said:

You were half right:

 

Alvarez was starting to get into a rhythm. Can't have that. Bench his ass and get Maldonado back out to take another in a long line of heaving, steaming dumps squarely in the middle of the field. 

This is just a wonderful surprise after my 6am colonoscopy today.

Just now, Frank Drebin said:

How does the Mets paying impact luxury tax?

More concerned about that than the cash flow to Crane and his partners.

Counts against the Mets and not against us. 

edit: beat to the punch by SS

Edited by Foosters

Dusty was facing pressure to put Yordan back in the 3 hole so he cleverly avoided it by giving him a day off.

15 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Nightengale saying Mets are sending $54M, that's a lot and makes this a fair deal.

Holy shit that's a lot.

3 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

watch Gilbert be an All Star for 10 years.  I don't like this trade at all. 

What if we win the WS this year? 

4 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

watch Gilbert be an All Star for 10 years.  I don't like this trade at all. 

If we get a 3rd WS ring out of it defiantly a fair trade to me...heck could even get a 4th. 

On 7/28/2023 at 5:28 PM, Snake Diggity said:

That’s my point; Houston has not made very many trades like this.  In fact I can’t think of a time they traded away one of their 5-10 best prospects for a replacement level player on a free agent level salary.

If this is the only move they make like this it’s probably no big deal.  I just don’t want to see 2-3 more moves where they give up significant prospect capital for players with almost no actual surplus value because the shit adds up.

nm

 

5 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

watch Gilbert be an All Star for 10 years.  I don't like this trade at all. 

I think he will be a quality MLB player, but if we win another World Series in the next couple seasons then who cares. 

JV apparently will just meet us in NY and join us for the Yankee series. 

Man I hope he can find a hotel room with such late notice. Busy time of year in NYC.
39 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I knew the usual suspects would be bemoaning their prospect losses on this deal. This is the window. It may extend forever, like the Cardinals, or it may fade over the next few years. Still, no time like the present, motherfuckers, it is time to get to gettin'.

I become a septuagenarian in a month.  The clock is ticking.  We need to win now.

1 minute ago, UTHornFan014 said:

I think he will be a quality MLB player, but if we win another World Series in the next couple seasons then who cares. 

Yea but if we win a total of 4 then Gilbert wins 1 it means we lost the trade!  

7 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

watch Gilbert be an All Star for 10 years.  I don't like this trade at all. 

 

1 minute ago, UTHornFan014 said:

I think he will be a quality MLB player, but if we win another World Series in the next couple seasons then who cares. 

Either way, he will still be a douche.  I'm glad I don't have to grit my teeth and root for him.

20 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Bob with the money:

 

$93M - $54M = $39M, not $29M. 

Apparently I'm missing something here. What is it?

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Some of you act like we’ve gone to 4 WS in 6 years and lost all of them. JFC. Enjoy the ride man. We’re on a historic run that most to all other franchises will never dream of going on. 4 WS in 6 years and 2 titles and right in the thick of it again and some are bitching about fucking prospects that might never pan out or maybe they will? Who gives a fuck right now.

10 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

This is just a wonderful surprise after my 6am colonoscopy today.

Was your colonoscopy a surprise, too?

I like this rotation for the next 2 years. 

Framber

JV

Javier

France

Brown

Garcia

We're set up pretty nice.. 

 

3 minutes ago, wood said:

$93M - $54M = $39M, not $29M. 

Apparently I'm missing something here. What is it?

Even when Bob is right, he’s wrong

re: extending tuck, this move sends the message that says (1) we will still have cash and (2) we are serious about winning every single year. 

would have to think that matters to tucker, but i guess he doesn’t know anything else. 

Hopefully, this kills off Frank the Tank once and for all.

5 minutes ago, texashorne said:

I like this rotation for the next 2 years. 

Framber

JV

Javier

France

Brown

Garcia

We're set up pretty nice.. 

 

Uhhh, Whitley??

3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

re: extending tuck, this move sends the message that says (1) we will still have cash and (2) we are serious about winning every single year. 

would have to think that matters to tucker, but i guess he doesn’t know anything else. 

I think the only thing that will matter to Tucker is the amount of guaranteed money and I don’t blame him for that.

19 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

How does the Mets paying impact luxury tax?

More concerned about that than the cash flow to Crane and his partners.

All money the Mets send reduces what’s against our cap. So it counts like 15M in 24 and 25. 

5 minutes ago, texashorne said:

I like this rotation for the next 2 years. 

Framber

JV

Javier

France

Brown

Garcia

We're set up pretty nice.. 

 

I think you must be about to edit your post because I don't see Whitley or McCullers...

18 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

watch Gilbert be an All Star for 10 years.  I don't like this trade at all. 

who was the last player we gave up in a trade that hurt that much? Hader, yeah, maybe Laureano and Teoscar? But our organization has done an exceptional job at protecting its best assets and flipping well-regarded prospects for ML players. 

Please, oh please, just for shits and giggles let JV get the silent treatment when he walks into the clubhouse. 

4 minutes ago, runthebone said:

I think you must be about to edit your post because I don't see Whitley or McCullers...

About that...love him to death but best ability as availability and he basically has none...sucks

1.  We win the World Series 100% of the time when we trade for Verlander

2.  Yes, I also feel a twinge of regret every time I have to watch Franklin Perez, Daz Cameron, and Jake Rogers appear in the All Star game wearing that Tigers uniform.

 

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watch Gilbert be an All Star for 10 years.  I don't like this trade at all. 
Lmao thats like HOF level shit. Gtfo

He is probably gonna be like Harrison Bader or some shit


I didn't want to originally trade him in this deal for JV but after hearing the full deal I am ok with it.
2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lmao thats like HOF level shit. Gtfo

He is probably gonna be like Harrison Bader or some shit


I didn't want to originally trade him in this deal for JV but after hearing the full deal I am ok with it.

Saw a comparison today of Brett Gardner that was meant to be a compliment towards Gilbert.  How will we manage?!  

5 minutes ago, runthebone said:

1.  We win the World Series 100% of the time when we trade for Verlander

2.  Yes, I also feel a twinge of regret every time I have to watch Franklin Perez, Daz Cameron, and Jake Rogers are in the All Star game wearing that Tigers uniform.

 

Careful. There are multiple prospect goobers on this thread that are about to sprint over to your post and remind you that Jake Rogers is having an almost above replacement value season in his 28th year for the Detroit Tigers. Regret is all we know, sir.

Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

Saw a comparison today of Brett Gardner that was meant to be a compliment towards Gilbert.  How will we manage?!  

That had to include douchebag factor as part of the comparison, right? 

8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

let’s go. 

that smile, man

SHOW ME A LOSS

JV is great and all, but can we get back to bitching about Dusty and his lineup choices? 

Holy crap I forgot about LMJ. If these guys can stay healthy we are deep.. 

Here’s the details on the money including the vesting year. 

 

27 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

I think the only thing that will matter to Tucker is the amount of guaranteed money and I don’t blame him for that.

he's locked up thru 2025 (i think).  if we get to the point where he's hearing offers from multiple teams, we've already fucked this up.

Got my JV jersey out of storage lets roll. Plus kate upton titties are back. 

I'm sure goombah Yankee fan is thrilled to know JV is coming back to Yankee Stadium as an Astro. 

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