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what the fuck is that from?  And why is Jack Smith mysteriously at trump's 9 o'clock taking photos?  SIMULATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Imagine your basis of hating Trump is because of mean tweets, January 6 and “hush money” trial all because liberal media is crooked. Fuck right off. This is my last post in this forum  dumb fucki

  • Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
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    When you're a court, you just grab their asset, and they let you do it!

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    Bye bitch. Enjoy living in literal hell if your man Biden is re elected

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1 hour ago, NAVY said:

 

Their is no way Jarvanka's kids aren't ecstatic that they won't have to spend time around Trump anymore soon. Thanks to Jarvanka's crooked Middle East deals, they are not dependent on Trump's largess. The kids are already going to inherit plenty of blood money without having to put up with grandpa's shit. 

2 hours ago, dcbc said:

If I weren't thinking of doing the same thing at some point, if only for better weather (but also other reasons), I'd post the School Ties "COWARDS!" .gif.

Stay and fight appeals to my sense of honor.  I’m just tired of being around people who call themselves Texans, and yet demonstrate no qualities that would make them worthy of the title.

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Stay and fight appeals to my sense of honor.  I’m just tired of being around people who call themselves Texans, and yet demonstrate no qualities that would make them worthy of the title.

I’ve fought for a long damn time. I’ve made things better for a fuckload of Texans. I’ve given plenty of time and money (that damn well could have been spent on me and my eventual retirement) to candidates and causes to make texas and life here better.
But we’re fighting a wildfire of cruel and selfish assholery with water pistols. I’m still fighting. Splash splash. But goddammit, it’s tiring and demoralizing.
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1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Everything you say FIF!

 


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Tiny desk Trump has delivered his latest update. 

22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂

This motion isn't aimed to curtailing provocative or even threatening statements by Trump.  It's the same kind of protective order that's already in place in NY state court and I believe in the documents case:  You can't talk publicly about discovery products.

I imagine they were going to file this regardless because they are about to do a discovery data dump on him.  The nasty little "truth" was just a fun little exhibit to put in there.

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

This motion isn't aimed to curtailing provocative or even threatening statements by Trump.  It's the same kind of protective order that's already in place in NY state court and I believe in the documents case:  You can't talk publicly about discovery products.

I imagine they were going to file this regardless because they are about to do a discovery data dump on him.  The nasty little "truth" was just a fun little exhibit to put in there.

I'm sure it will work with no problems and he will totally comply and also totally get in trouble when he doesn't comply because reasons.

27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm sure it will work with no problems and he will totally comply and also totally get in trouble when he doesn't comply because reasons.

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44 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm sure it will work with no problems and he will totally comply and also totally get in trouble when he doesn't comply because reasons.

Well, frankly, he's probably too stupid to understand most of the discovery product that gets dumped on him.  And his audience is equally too stupid to understand anything he said about it.

But, a point being, this would leave him free to talk his usual shit.

2 hours ago, dcbc said:

 

If there's not a tweet, there's probably a picture.

 

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Did aggy give him an honorary doctorate???!?

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One man crime wave !!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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13 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I salute your work.  You have one big problem.  A lot of people who agree with you are so fucking sick of living in Texas that we are in the process of getting the fuck out of Texas.

True. Especially the kids and the girls most of all. I was talking to my daughter’s college counselor. She said she’s never had so many kids who absolutely, positively do NOT want to attend school in Texas and see college as a chance to move away permanently.

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Did aggy give him an honorary doctorate???!?

Yeah, that's got me stumped.  Maybe Bob Jones Univ or Liberty.

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I can't wait until he dies.

It will be one of the most important, and greatest, days in our country’s history. I say and mean that with zero exaggeration.
7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


It will be one of the most important, and greatest, days in our country’s history. I say and mean that with zero exaggeration.

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3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Like when Biden challenged him to condemn the Proud Boys, and the result was "Stand back and stand by". Yeah they put that on t-shirts. 

31 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Like when Biden challenged him to condemn the Proud Boys, and the result was "Stand back and stand by". Yeah they put that on t-shirts. 

“Standing by, sir!”

They got the message and on Jan. 6 they acted. 

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I can't wait until he dies.

 

And invariably, when he does, some piece of shit GQP house member will introduce a resolution for a national "Donald J. Trump"  holiday in his honor.  And if they have the house and senate, they will both pass this fucker.

 

 

The thought of that gives me anxiety. Holy hell.

9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

And invariably, when he does, some piece of shit GQP house member will introduce a resolution for a national "Donald J. Trump"  holiday in his honor.  And if they have the house and senate, they will both pass this fucker.

And it'll be a Southern GQP House member, even though Trump is a Yankee from NYC.

They might as well make the holiday December 20th.

Or April 20th, I'm sure Musk would love that.

Dems should make 11/7 “We did it Joe” Day

Couldn't Chuktan call Trump to court and ask him what he meant by that tweet?  Make it all part of the court record?

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Yeah, that's got me stumped.  Maybe Bob Jones Univ or Liberty.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


It will be one of the most important, and greatest, days in our country’s history. I say and mean that with zero exaggeration.

If the future keeps up as it has for six years where he is still in the news all the time and at the front of public consciousness, I bet in most cities it would be like the day it was announced they got bin Laden. And in most rural towns it would be like 9/11.

What a weird picture to imagine.

If he ends up in jail or not a constant daily news item, then things would be much more subdued.

 

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11 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Did aggy give him an honorary doctorate???!?

Doctorate of Minima Manus.

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I'm serious. I would love to whip his ass. And I'm not even a violent person. But couldn't you imagine how pleasing it would be to hit him in the face a few times?

I wouldn't want to touch that fat fuck.  I mean, I literally would not want any part of my body to make contact with any part of his body.  He's beyond disgusting, and in my youth, I was moderately shameless in terms of which young ladies I would let myself touch after last call in the bars.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I wouldn't want to touch that fat fuck.  I mean, I literally would not want any part of my body to make contact with any part of his body.  He's beyond disgusting, and in my youth, I was moderately shameless in terms of which young ladies I would let myself touch after last call in the bars.

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Actually, if there was a PPV weekly torture show, I would support that financially. The hook is that you would have different guest torturers every week who would explain how Trump destroyed their business or life before they got busy.  The goal here would be to have a show that runs longer than King of the Hill. 

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

If the future keeps up as it has for six years where he is still in the news all the time and at the front of public consciousness, I bet in most cities it would be like the day it was announced they got bin Laden. And in most rural towns it would be like 9/11.

What a weird picture to imagine.

If he ends up in jail or not a constant daily news item, then things would be much more subdued.

 

I mean, the entire WORLD rang bells when he lost re-election.  When he dies it's going to be like fucking Carnival.

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24 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I wouldn't want to touch that fat fuck.  I mean, I literally would not want any part of my body to make contact with any part of his body.  He's beyond disgusting, and in my youth, I was moderately shameless in terms of which young ladies I would let myself touch after last call in the bars.

Methinks doth protest too much.

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

And invariably, when he does, some piece of shit GQP house member will introduce a resolution for a national "Donald J. Trump"  holiday in his honor.  And if they have the house and senate, they will both pass this fucker.

Which is equivalent to Nazis marching in Miami Beach, but in every city in America.  Kari Lake will remind us that she misses him more than anyone else in America.

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


It will be one of the most important, and greatest, days in our country’s history. I say and mean that with zero exaggeration.


the bars will be packed 

1 hour ago, The Dog said:

 


I’d be good with 30 years, no parole 

6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


the bars will be packed 

I’ll be inside with the door locked and gun loaded.  That will be a very bloody day.  The magats will be angry and looking for a fight.

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