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When the fuck did so many of you get pilot's licenses?  And send me your contact info if you have one because we got something super weird planned once Trump is convicted or dies.  I gotta business partner with a plane with a banner he can't wait to fly over Texas once the bad news hits and the MAGA crowd gets sad.  It's brilliant.  But he'll need a pilot.  He has a license but we're gonna be on so many drugs that day, probably a good idea he doesn't take the stick.  

Also, we're organizing an anti-conviction protest at the Texas Capitol for whichever charge comes in first for Commander Dipshit.   They'll be rallied to come down to demonstrate their frustration with DC/FL/GA/NY, whoever.  But if they see anybody in tac vests or camo or MAGA gear, they are ANTIFA false flag operators and even people appearing to be uniformed as Texas DPS/Capitol Police aren't to be trusted and everybody should be ready to open fire at a moment's notice.  Not that the banner from the plane will be encouraging that kinda behavior.  

 

and oh yeah, on ACN.  Prepaid video phones/international calling minutnes in a multi-level marketing scheme ruse?  Case is being revisited.  A case about video phone call cards.  On the day he is indicted for a 'Perfect Phone Call.'  Keep telling yourselves we don't exist inside computer software.  Holy fucking shit.  

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1 hour ago, TeeDubya said:

RICO act...

Ironic, giving Guiliani's claim to fame as a US Attorney was using RICO act to nail mobsters.....

My, my, my how the turntables.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Y’all forget Surly demographics

  • 46% of Surly are lawyers
  • 46% of Surly are doctors
  • 2% of Surly are both
  • 2% of Surly are pilots
  • 2% of Surly are engineers (1 member of Surly is a lawyer and an engineer, but the stats don't reflect it)
  • 2% of Surly are in the entertainment industry
  • 2% of Surly are math majors

you forgot the meteorologists and offensive/defensive coordinators.

16 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Harumph

Y’all always leaving us gals out.
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Should change it from "doctors" to "healthcare professionals"

15 minutes ago, South Austin said:

100% are offensive coordinators.

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4 hours ago, speed817 said:

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Am I the only one who hears Whitesnake when reading this meme?

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Here I go again on my own
Going down the only road I've ever known
Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone
And I've made up my mind
I ain't wasting no more time
I'm just another heart in need of rescue
Waiting on love's sweet charity
And I'm gonna hold on for the rest of my days

also I feel dirty inside for knowing the lyrics...damned you 80's Classic Rock stations!

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Damned you all to hell  /noheston

 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:
  • 2% of Surly are engineers (1 member of Surly is a lawyer and an engineer, but the stats don't reflect it)
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At least two are.  

6 minutes ago, locodos said:

Am I the only one who hears Whitesnake when reading this meme?

also I feel dirty inside for knowing the lyrics...damned you 80's Classic Rock stations!

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Damned you all to hell  /noheston

 

Had this in mind when I saw the meme.....

 

also I feel dirty inside for knowing the lyrics...damned you 80's Classic Rock stations!
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Damned you all to hell  /noheston

 


Change drifter to grifter for the Trump version.
7 minutes ago, locodos said:

Am I the only one who hears Whitesnake when reading this meme?

also I feel dirty inside for knowing the lyrics...damned you 80's Classic Rock stations!

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Damned you all to hell  /noheston

 

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11 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

you forgot the meteorologists and offensive/defensive coordinators.

Surly meteorologists are my favorite kind of meteorologists.

That list is definitely missing the economists and virologists.

4 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

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I remember this video. I believe it was called "Time to fap."

2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

 

 

1)  I think there may be good cause to hold him without bail, because he can't help but threaten and tamper with witnesses.

2)  If that happens, I am accelerating my timeline of "shit's going to get real violent, real fast."  Put Trump in a cell and hold him there....and be prepared for multiple terrorist acts by MAGAs in the coming days.

9 minutes ago, F250 said:

Surly meteorologists are my favorite kind of meteorologists.

Especially those who are also climate change deniers.

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That covers me and safe sex.

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Don’t know about austingirl.

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1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

1)  I think there may be good cause to hold him without bail, because he can't help but threaten and tamper with witnesses.

2)  If that happens, I am accelerating my timeline of "shit's going to get real violent, real fast."  Put Trump in a cell and hold him there....and be prepared for multiple terrorist acts by MAGAs in the coming days.

I mean, let's turn the lights on and stomp all the roaches. 

 
 

Did he tell him not to testify?

I thought the words were “Duncan is going to testify. He shouldn’t.”

Pretty huge difference from a threatening/tampering standpoint.
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1)  I think there may be good cause to hold him without bail, because he can't help but threaten and tamper with witnesses.

2)  If that happens, I am accelerating my timeline of "shit's going to get real violent, real fast."  Put Trump in a cell and hold him there....and be prepared for multiple terrorist acts by MAGAs in the coming days.

How would that work?  They aren’t going to throw him in gen pop and let things work themselves out naturally. Do they block off a wing of the jail and keep him there with a couple of secret service agents?   Can the secret service be told to stand down? Interesting times we are living in.

3 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Especially those who are also climate change deniers.

lol I believe that one guys argument in the  blast furnace thread went something like.

The earth is old. Science uses measurements but dinosaurs did not. We can't really know anything.


Did he tell him not to testify?

I thought the words were “Duncan is going to testify. He shouldn’t.”

Pretty huge difference from a threatening/tampering standpoint.

He talks like a mob boss.
11 minutes ago, scottsins said:


Did he tell him not to testify?

I thought the words were “Duncan is going to testify. He shouldn’t.”

Pretty huge difference from a threatening/tampering standpoint.

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Duncan seems like a principled Republican.
 

 

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23 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

How would that work?  They aren’t going to throw him in gen pop and let things work themselves out naturally. Do they block off a wing of the jail and keep him there with a couple of secret service agents?   Can the secret service be told to stand down? Interesting times we are living in.

Generally, but it depends on the court and its facilities, sometimes "contemnors" (those held in contempt) are jailed in a cell right there in the courthouse, sometimes it's the county jail where other general purpose criminals are and it's usually about as brutal as jails or prisons come (think The Wire).

Whatever happens, I think Trump is going to go someplace at least a little bit "special" because of the Secret Service issue.  I did see a former SS agent saying that, for federal prison at least, that is considered a secure environment and the detail and involvement of the Secret Service would be small.

10 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Duncan seems like a principled Republican.
 

 

I must have a lower bar than you.  I was just happy that he sounded like a grownup.

How would that work?  They aren’t going to throw him in gen pop and let things work themselves out naturally. Do they block off a wing of the jail and keep him there with a couple of secret service agents?   Can the secret service be told to stand down? Interesting times we are living in.

They went over this on MSNBC last week with a former SS agent - Essentially, federal facilities are already quite secure, and they’re also used to having high profile convicts in limited capacity holding.

SS would hand off custody to BoP staff, as they’re federal agents and are responsible for security.

What actually happens? Who tf knows as we’re in untested waters…
12 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Duncan seems like a principled Republican.
 

 

I'm skeptical of all of em, but between him, Raffensperger, Sterling, and even Kemp, Georgia seems to be in pretty open MAGA mutiny mode.

I'm skeptical of all of em, but between him, Raffensperger, Sterling, and even Kemp, Georgia seems to be in pretty open MAGA mutiny mode.

I’ll bet you $100 that they all get in line behind him when he’s the inevitable GQP nominee. They’ll probably even grovel.
39 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

How would that work?  They aren’t going to throw him in gen pop and let things work themselves out naturally. Do they block off a wing of the jail and keep him there with a couple of secret service agents?   Can the secret service be told to stand down? Interesting times we are living in.

Gitmo 

2 hours ago, G650 said:

Man I got two in my office

Unlike DC, you probably live in a big city.  

And I thought they had Ginnie on speed dial…she could ask Uncle Ruckus.  

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RIP. One of my all time faves, if not THE all time.

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4 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Agreed.  It may get there eventually, but it's not there yet.  With respect to AI, Bloomberg and some other services have started pitching AI programs for corporate work in the last few years - one of the ideas being that the AI program will analyze all of the agreements uploaded in public SEC filings and also the private agreements they have in their own databases, and then come up with a "market standard" template and tell you where your agreement differs from standard terms.  The ones I have seen are all worthless.  They flag stylistic differences, things that may be different because of the different context of your transaction, etc., but it doesn't help shorten the process at all for meaningful analysis and review.   Same thing with the due diligence aids.  There is some value there, but it's really more like a glorified key word search than something that is actually going to reveal issues on its own.

There is value to intelligent document processing and doing a vectorization of the entities, intents, and sentiment of a corpus of documents, but that's definitely not what's getting sold these days. GPT's and LLM's are great for transforming information from one context to another, but (currently) lack useful analytical capabilities on their own

21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I’ll bet you $100 that they all get in line behind him when he’s the inevitable GQP nominee. They’ll probably even grovel.

If "grovel" means suck Trump's dick to completion, and not spilling a drop, then...you're correct. (Not speaking literally, of course?)

2 hours ago, kevwun said:

He's not beating the Georgia case.  They have signed letters, text messages, emails and recordings.


 

Former Republican Lt. Governor of Georgia Jeff Duncan moments ago after exiting the Fulton County Courthouse:

“Donald Trump was the worst candidate ever, in the history of our party … and now we are going to have to pivot from there.”

 

 

trump lawyers …

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4 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

If "grovel" means suck Trump's dick to completion, and not spilling a drop, then...you're correct. (Not speaking literally, of course?)

i wouldn't put it past em

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

How would that work?  They aren’t going to throw him in gen pop and let things work themselves out naturally. Do they block off a wing of the jail and keep him there with a couple of secret service agents?   Can the secret service be told to stand down? Interesting times we are living in.


many military bases could handle it 

38 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:


They went over this on MSNBC last week with a former SS agent - Essentially, federal facilities are already quite secure, and they’re also used to having high profile convicts in limited capacity holding.

SS would hand off custody to BoP staff, as they’re federal agents and are responsible for security.

What actually happens? Who tf knows as we’re in untested waters…

Melania pushing hard for this option, I take it?

13 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Drumroll…

 

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If Lindsey Graham catches a charge I'm getting drunk tonight.

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If Lindsey Graham catches a charge I'm getting drunk tonight.

I've got you covered either way.

41 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:


They went over this on MSNBC last week with a former SS agent - Essentially, federal facilities are already quite secure, and they’re also used to having high profile convicts in limited capacity holding.

SS would hand off custody to BoP staff, as they’re federal agents and are responsible for security.

What actually happens? Who tf knows as we’re in untested waters…


he won’t give himself up

he’ll flee to Russia 

Will he need 2 pairs of handcuffs to be able to fit his arms behind his back?

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Seriously, no one?

Need a notary on a holiday weekend? Try that in a small town.

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Y’all forget Surly demographics

  • 46% of Surly are lawyers
  • 46% of Surly are doctors
  • 2% of Surly are both
  • 2% of Surly are pilots
  • 2% of Surly are engineers (1 member of Surly is a lawyer and an engineer, but the stats don't reflect it)
  • 2% of Surly are in the entertainment industry
  • 2% of Surly are math majors

 

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:


Harumph

Y’all always leaving us gals out.

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OK, two are women

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Y’all forget Surly demographics

  • 46% of Surly are lawyers
  • 46% of Surly are doctors
  • 2% of Surly are both
  • 2% of Surly are pilots
  • 2% of Surly are engineers (1 member of Surly is a lawyer and an engineer, but the stats don't reflect it)
  • 2% of Surly are in the entertainment industry
  • 2% of Surly are math majors


engineer with mba here (in class mba, not a bs online mba) 

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