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9 hours ago, Underdog said:

Someone told him there was a whale’s carcass up top. 

If it was actually 120 degrees in that picture, wearing black clothes is simply beyond stupid.

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Saw a car tonight with an autism awareness sticker and a Make America Healthy Again sticker side by side. 

Was it Greg Swindell?
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Mother fucker didn’t get the memo that you can remove PFAS and HFCS from your coke but the sugar will still give you diabetes and kill you. 

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We're making America healthy again by encouraging the consumption of more artificially created beverages with sugar in them?

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On 5/23/2025 at 3:46 PM, safe sex said:

I don't know of any official research on rates of it, but I and probably every other queer person have extremely strong anecdotal evidence for it.

I’m perfectly “normal” other than being highly intelligent and should I say a tad exotic. Hyper vigilance and adhd are super common though I think. I actually resemble those descriptors too. But I’ve worked my tail off to make them advantages.

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8 hours ago, mdmost said:

We're making America healthy again by encouraging the consumption of more artificially created beverages with sugar in them?

Well, getting one bottom tier fast food chain to sell Mexican cokes and fry stuff in beef tallow is a pretty big public health win. But don’t forget dismantling and hamstringing all the actual public health infrastructure and expertise based on, you know, medicine. That’s a key part of getting healthy too.

Fucking morons. It’s just so embarrassing on top of the underlying horrror. 

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21 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

Well, getting one bottom tier fast food chain to sell Mexican cokes and fry stuff in beef tallow is a pretty big public health win. But don’t forget dismantling and hamstringing all the actual public health infrastructure and expertise based on, you know, medicine. That’s a key part of getting healthy too.

Fucking morons. It’s just so embarrassing on top of the underlying horrror. 

Health schmealth....french fries fried in beef tallow are delicious.  I support that change, universally.

But yeah, just more distractions and theater here.

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Sounds like it’s not a replacement beverage either. You can probably get a fountain Coca Cola for $1.50 or a bottle of sugar Coke with half the volume for twice the price. I wonder what people will choose?

also, and I’m dead serious with this ridiculous question, as it pertains to sugar cane, did Trump slap a tariff on Puerto Rico?

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9 hours ago, mdmost said:

We're making America healthy again by encouraging the consumption of more artificially created beverages with sugar in them?

No, silly, we are MAHA by switching over to an ingredient with an import tariff and a domestic production cap. Americans pay 200% more for sugar than anyone else in the world. US Sugar is undefeated. 

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2 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

No, silly, we are MAHA by switching over to an ingredient with an import tariff and a domestic production cap. Americans pay 200% more for sugar than anyone else in the world. US Sugar is undefeated. 

Look, man, if we're gonna Make Slavery Great Again, we gotta get back to the basics.  Sugar, King Cotton, they will be the cornerstone of the New America in its Golden Age.  Maybe Trump will give a speech about it.  We could call it the Cornerstone Speech.

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54 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yes, because if there is anything doctors agree on, it's healthy benefits of sugar

Doctors are not to be trusted anymore because the medical establishment as a whole said Covid was real and the vaccine was beneficial/wouldn’t kill you. This is what much of MAGA and all of MAHA literally believes, because they have decided against all available evidence that those things weren’t true. 

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3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Look, man, if we're gonna Make Slavery Great Again, we gotta get back to the basics.  Sugar, King Cotton, they will be the cornerstone of the New America in its Golden Age.  Maybe Trump will give a speech about it.  We could call it the Cornerstone Speech.

Simpsons once again ahead of time. 

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2 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

Appointing him is right up there with the most unfathomably stupid and destructive choices Trump has made. He is not just unqualified, he’s like anti-qualified. 

Him and Hegseth are 1A and 1B to me. 

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Did I hear that this crazy man actually did something good?  Something about SNAP benefits not able to be used for junk food I think?  I've been saying that for years.  You want to buy shitty food?  Do it on your own dime.

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27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Did I hear that this crazy man actually did something good?  Something about SNAP benefits not able to be used for junk food I think?  I've been saying that for years.  You want to buy shitty food?  Do it on your own dime.

Blind squirrels and nuts and all that.

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34 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Did I hear that this crazy man actually did something good?  Something about SNAP benefits not able to be used for junk food I think?  I've been saying that for years.  You want to buy shitty food?  Do it on your own dime.

Dude.  Don't trust anything these assholes say or do.  It's always about the grift.  The right food manufacturer pays $$$tribute, their food will suddenly be deemed health food.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Health secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Monday praised a company that makes $7-a-pop meals that are delivered directly to the homes of Medicaid and Medicare enrollees.

He even thanked Mom’s Meals for sending taxpayer-funded meals “without additives” to the homes of sick or elderly Americans. The spreads include chicken bacon ranch pasta for dinner and French toast sticks with fruit or ham patties.

“This is really one of the solutions for making our country healthy again,” Kennedy said in the video, posted to his official health secretary account, after he toured the company’s Oklahoma facility last week.

But an Associated Press review of Mom’s Meals menu, including the ingredients and nutrition labels, shows that the company’s offerings are the type of heat-and-eat, ultraprocessed foods that Kennedy routinely criticizes for making people sick.

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59 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Did I hear that this crazy man actually did something good?  Something about SNAP benefits not able to be used for junk food I think?  I've been saying that for years.  You want to buy shitty food?  Do it on your own dime.

 

31 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

Blind squirrels and nuts and all that.

On the one hand, generally agree… but the reality is there’s so many vast food deserts across the country, both rural and urban, where the only ‘food’ available is dollar store shit. Approx 40M Americans live in those areas per USDA in 2022

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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Did I hear that this crazy man actually did something good?  Something about SNAP benefits not able to be used for junk food I think?  I've been saying that for years.  You want to buy shitty food?  Do it on your own dime.

yeah, but the funny part is this is gonna piss off the base when they realize this applies to them. 

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39 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, but the funny part is this is gonna piss off the base when they realize this applies to them. 

they ripped Michelle Obama a new asshole when she tried to clean up school lunches

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, but the funny part is this is gonna piss off the base when they realize this applies to them. 

Narrator: none of the stupid shit they do will piss off the base. 

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1 hour ago, bluto said:

 

On the one hand, generally agree… but the reality is there’s so many vast food deserts across the country, both rural and urban, where the only ‘food’ available is dollar store shit. Approx 40M Americans live in those areas per USDA in 2022

Yep. It's easy for a fucking Kennedy to lecture about it. I'll bet he won't be as interested in the details. 

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18 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

Yep. It's easy for a fucking Kennedy to lecture about it. I'll bet he won't be as interested in the details. 

Caught a few minutes of some presser he was doing yesterday I think and the focus was on farmers and how partnering with farmers to close these kind of gaps was an essential component of the path forward. I think maybe he knows more about the details than you give him credit for. As always, RFK jr is like 80-90% spot on and 10-20% batshit crazy. 

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2 hours ago, bluto said:

 

On the one hand, generally agree… but the reality is there’s so many vast food deserts across the country, both rural and urban, where the only ‘food’ available is dollar store shit. Approx 40M Americans live in those areas per USDA in 2022

Ok fair. So the real move here would be to pass legislation subsidizing food deserts with healthy options. Lulz, ok.

 

I do wonder if the rurals are ever going to wake up to the fact that they have been shit on and abandoned by the very party they vote for with cultish enthusiasm. 



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