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Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?

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  • What Joe Biden just did is not easy. RBG couldn’t do it. Feinstein couldn’t do it. And their refusals made the country worse. This is a historic act of humility.   His presidency has b

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1 hour ago, Zonahorn said:

 

Nah, right below you.  "Did Joe Biden fail to secure the release of enough prisoners?" 

Jesus fucking Christ these people.  

"We just secured the release of several American prisoners ."

"What about that one teacher?  Is this a failure?"

 

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20 minutes ago, BearSchlong said:

Who is that hugging?

Evan Gershkovich hugging his mother.

My morning ritual is to open up the Wall Street Journal app and every single day. I’m reminded how he was imprisoned unfairly. I seriously hope one day somebody writes a book with an honest accounting of the conversations that took place between the WSJ and the White House.

Edit: just got a moment to actually read the article at WSJ, otherwise the audio version would be 53 minutes.

1 minute ago, troph said:

To the extent directed at me, that’s not what I was doing. I was applauding an epic win and the adding this to the list of Biden’s “best president in my lifetime” accomplishments AND also acknowledging a desperate cry from a family that is still suffering. It’s just a note since we all (me included) are currently and temporarily paying attention to the issue. 

I think he's referring to the reporter.

45 minutes ago, troph said:

To the extent directed at me,

Not directed at you whatsoever

joe needs to issue a proclaimation:  any motherfucker that goes to Russia, Iran, N. Korea, etc...you cocksuckers are on your own.  DON'T FUCKING GO THERE!

11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

joe needs to issue a proclaimation:  any motherfucker that goes to Russia, Iran, N. Korea, etc...you cocksuckers are on your own.  DON'T FUCKING GO THERE!

It seems quite logical….Leonard Nimoy Flirting GIF

On 8/2/2024 at 11:56 PM, Gil Bang said:

joe needs to issue a proclaimation:  any motherfucker that goes to Russia, Iran, N. Korea, etc...you cocksuckers are on your own.  DON'T FUCKING GO THERE!

for real, though, isn't there already such a list that the government provides? countries that are safer to visit, etc? did I dream that?

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

for real, though, isn't there already such a list that the government provides? countries that are safer to visit, etc? did I dream that?

DOS issues travel advisories and you can find them all online 

Yeah you can sign up for any country and automatically get State Dept updates on travel advisories.

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Allow me to be the first to thank Joey Stock Market for the discount week. It’s not everyday that you spook a bunch of idiots into a selloff over data that the Fed has been completely open about for two and a half years

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On 8/5/2024 at 4:49 PM, StassneyHorn said:

Allow me to be the first to thank Joey Stock Market for the discount week. It’s not everyday that you spook a bunch of idiots into a selloff over data that the Fed has been completely open about for two and a half years

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The US just set a new oil production record at 13.3 million barrels a day. Thanks Joe!

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Quick! To the Oil-n-Guess guess thread for serious discussion from the experts

On 8/8/2024 at 4:56 PM, Goofyboy said:

The US just set a new oil production record at 13.3 million barrels a day. Thanks Joe!

Drill baby drill!

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Dark Brandon gives no fucks anymore. 

 

That's how the late Papa Room handled things in his 80s. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, I'm out of here." 

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Posted in the “Inflation is making me eat my dog” thread, but the next two months see a full percentage point wiped off CPI. The last CPI reading before election could see Biden oversee inflation in the low 2%.
 

12 month -2.9%

Last 11 months - 2.3%

Last 10 months - 1.9%

5 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Dark Brandon gives no fucks anymore. 

 

Honestly, that's how every President should treat the media when they say stupid shit.  Why are they supposed to treat them with kid gloves?  That's how we got where we are in the first place.

Dotard treated the media like shit for asking legit, serious questions and he never answered anything, he just called them stupid.  Somehow that was ok.

Incredible things happen when you put competent people in place

21 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Posted in the “Inflation is making me eat my dog” thread, but the next two months see a full percentage point wiped off CPI. The last CPI reading before election could see Biden oversee inflation in the low 2%.
 

12 month -2.9%

Last 11 months - 2.3%

Last 10 months - 1.9%


 

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“The price of bacon is up five times under President Joe Biden.”

-Turnip last week


 

At its peak under Biden, the price of bacon rose by 30%, not the 400% that it would be if Trump’s "five times" comment was correct.
 

After a subsequent decline in price, the increase during Biden’s presidency now stands at 11.5%. Today’s level is just 2% higher than its peak under Trump.
 

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President Joey Glengarry finished his Medicare Negotiatin’ bidness and came back with you guessed it, a win for all. The only negotiations were how far his boot would go up their ass. This is truly a test case for how a President should mark the Art of a Deal.

https://apnews.com/article/drug-prices-negotiations-medicare-biden-costs-savings-787789a17301b8320100b68bc0ccafea

9 out of 10 negotiations ended with a 50% cost reduction. How do you answer what is gouging?
 

 

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10 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This Biden is the best Biden

Kamala wins the White House, appoints Biden The Czar of Kicking Ass.  $25K per year plus a '63 Corvette.

7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Kamala wins the White House, appoints Biden The Czar of Kicking Ass.  $25K per year plus a '63 Corvette.

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I kinda like the idea of an outgoing president test driving all the new shit. get him in some stealth craft while we're at it. 

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11 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I kinda like the idea of an outgoing president test driving all the new shit. get him in some stealth craft while we're at it. 

Unless it’s one certain dipshit…he can pretend to test drive firetrucks.  Seems to really get his rocks off…

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I would be OK with Trump being the first to fly in one of Boeing's new models.

2 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

I would be OK with Trump being the first to fly in one of Boeing's new models.

yup, no way his fat ass would squeeze through a door plug opening.

Biden crushing it!

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Well that typo changes everything

Thank you, Joe

I have eaten at the Charcoal Pit in Wilmington.  

 

(Edit: I'm enthusiastic about the place.  Reminds me of Dirty's or The Stallion).

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Joseph Biden, the creator of Bidenomics, aka the Dow Jones Daddy, continues to put on a show worthy of praise. The DJIA has closed at another all time high today.  Please buy an ice cream cone today to celebrate if it doesn't interfere with your $15 fast food lunch. You'll cry and hate yourself afterwards, but that's the McDonald's.

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On 5/24/2024 at 12:07 PM, StassneyHorn said:

As we honor Memorial Day this weekend and begin the summer, please know you are richer, aged like fine wine this year, and more successful than you have ever been in your life.

 

A new update

Total number of 401(k) millionaires hits a record high

https://fortune.com/2024/08/28/fidelity-401k-ira-millionaires-record-q2/

34,000 new millionaires. Bidenomics continues to run wild all over you.

 

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