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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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3 hours ago, Slacks said:

So last night, I learned that a political group based in Arizona is moving people from other locates into at least one hotel in Arizona, with the intent of having those people vote as Arizona residents .

My source says TPUSA (HQ in Phoenix) is paying the bill.

Allegedly and whatnot.

Is it possible that TPUSA is hiring out-of-state activists, putting them up in a hotel, and asking them register in Arizona?  The main purpose would for them knock on doors and try to get people to register, but the little bit of extra votes would be gravy.  Registration laws in many states are pretty loose.  I remember Steve Bannon was registered in Florida because he was renting a house to his ex.  

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12 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

He's the fluffer.

He looks like a school shooter. (Yes that's Hunter)

The Drumpf team are on top of their game, peaking at the right time. Plainly. See ya in Nebraska! No, Florida!!

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31 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Did your source aay how to sign someone up for this?  I got a MIL in need moved out of state

I'll ask! 

17 minutes ago, NAVY said:


 

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Needs Vance humping the corner of the couch

 

23 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Not all or of us or even most of us. 
 
He fucking sucks 

His 48% isn't changing because of this or for any reason. What pisses me off the most is that not only is he not being held accountable for being human garbage, the fucking party made him their king, and they're not being held accountable either. The republican party should be shitcanned at this point, but they are probably still going to keep a piece of congress. Because this country doesn't give a shit.

8 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Needs Vance humping the corner of the couch

 

Replace trump with Vance and Harris with couches 

41 minutes ago, NAVY said:


 

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Why are we rewarding Trump's behavior? 

6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Exactly. If you haven't been with a black woman you haven't lived.

I have it on good authority that she isn't black. 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Is that Hunter Biden in the purple?

Or a French pole vaulter?

23 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

I have it on good authority that she isn't black. 

No. My Facebook uncles are not “good authority.”

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1 hour ago, texas08 said:

The Medal of Honor disrespect will finally bury this fucking asshole. 

He just shitted on millions of “military/conservatives”, which I would venture to say is a big percentage of his supporting base. Those people know how sacred that honor is. Those people will stay home, they won’t vote Harris but they’re absolutely staying home.

Peace out Dotard, have fun defending yourself from going to federal prison. I’m calling it now, Dotard flees to Russia and seeks political asylum. He’ll have a microphone from the Kremlin and become their biggest asset. That bastard will hole up in Russia, that is until, the Ukrainians take over that shit hole country, lol (ok this last part is fantasy, ha!).

lol. The whole thing is fantasy. Go hang out on Coronado island in San Diego and tell me what you see. 

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

lol. The whole thing is fantasy. Go hang out on Coronado island in San Diego and tell me what you see. 

Zonies

2 hours ago, dcbc said:

 

Icy Hot Cuntaz

 

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The t's, do rags and added bling are a nice touch--makes them seem more legit.  Especially since the artificially added bling is on each individual piece of jewelry. 

2 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Fuck yes. Glad they know what’s coming. 

From the NYT polls

VP Favorability:

JD Vance:

Arizona: 28-60% (-32%) (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

North Carolina: 30-49% (-19%) (!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Georgia: 35-46% (-11%)

Nevada: 34-43% (-9%)

Tim Walz:

Arizona: 51-26% (+25%)

North Carolina: 44-30% (+14)

Georgia: 38-37% (+1)

Nevada: 40-32% (+8)

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The presidential campaign too stupid to competently stage a photo.

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2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

Fuck yes. Spot on.

This doesn't even mention the impact to Refining. Go take a peek at their cash flow during Covid and the subsequent impact on refining capacity.

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1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

 

I need Katie Porter and a whiteboard, stat

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1 minute ago, TexEx15 said:

 

I'm sure CNN will have a big blaring headline about how Trump doesn't understand even the simplest things about the economy just like they tried to put Harris's plans on blast yesterday.

And people listen to this bullshit and believe he's some kind of business guru. He doesn't know shit about shit. I've never seen someone be so wrong about so many things.

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5 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I'm sure CNN will have a big blaring headline about how Trump doesn't understand even the simplest things about the economy just like they tried to put Harris's plans on blast yesterday.

 

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Senile old fuck

 

26 minutes ago, Chopper said:

The presidential campaign too stupid to competently stage a photo.

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This fucking nerd still leaning into this joke after it fell so fucking flat and was universally mocked is just sad.

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People who go to those rallies and clap along should be euthanized. 

14 minutes ago, Okie State said:

And people listen to this bullshit and believe he's some kind of business guru. He doesn't know shit about shit. I've never seen someone be so wrong about so many things.

And that's going to be how he gets enthusiasm back into his campaign?  "Hear, let me explain (bullshit) economic theory to you..."  Because "Lock Her Up!" is going to be replaced by "Tarriffs are taxes levied against foreign countries!"  Worst. Season. Ever.  

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

People who go to those rallies and clap along should be euthanized. 

I'd settle for sterilized 

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30 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

 

Can this stupid piece of shit just stroke out already? 

12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Nah.  I get why it's so easy to believe, but he was referring to people traveling from NC who he had referenced earlier.

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Ahhhhhh, maybe not.  I just watched it again.  Maybe my suggestion above is why NC was on his brain, but, on 2nd thought, what has this dude ever done to deserve the benefit of the doubt.

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50 minutes ago, Okie State said:

And people listen to this bullshit and believe he's some kind of business guru. He doesn't know shit about shit. I've never seen someone be so wrong about so many things.

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6 years here and you say that?

Even his diehard supporters in the crowd are tired of this doomsday shit. Keep it up though, fuckface! 

 

 

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