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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Thank you for the opportunity to re-watch her stride across the stage and introduce herself with a strong handshake while he grimaced and slimed his way over. Domination from the beginning. I've watched it a few times this morning because the psychology is fascinating. 

 

This.  Plus, her emasculating him like that on national TV is gonna leave a mark.  I figure the nasty woman comments from him will ramp up tenfold.

 

But he sure as hell was enthusastic about shaking her hand this morning at the 9/11 memorial:

 

 

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1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

There's something I do love about all of these "interviews" and "people are saying on TV" shit that the conservative nutbars (but I repeat myself) promulgate and run with.

We live in an era where every living human over the age of 8 has a video and photo camera in their pocket.  They claim to have SEEN all these things -- pig heads in a park, etc.  So....where are the photos and videos?  I gotta tell ya, if I saw a pig head in a park, I'd take a picture (unless it was in the context of some mexicans cooking that bad boy up, in which case I'd try to befriend them and get some tasty pig head meat samples).  Shit, in London, I saw a random hard boiled egg sitting on a bench, and I took a picture.  But these yahoos claim to have seen all manner of wacky shit.....yet they never photographed ANY of it.  We're just supposed to believe them.

Amazing how in a world where gathering evidence is as easy as clicking a button on a device in your pocket, they never have any actual evidence of....well, anything they fucking say.  Litter box in a classroom?  Cool, snap a pic.  What's that?  There's not a single pic showing that?  Interesting....

It's all because...and this is key....conservatives are fucking lying psychopaths.  It's not just what they do, it's what they ARE.

He tried to do that pull the hand in technique he loves so much and she pulled her hand back. 

1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I wouldn’t be shocked if Haitian refugees collected firewood or even took wildlife to eat from an American city park. Sadly their culture and lifestyle in Haiti to do without for generations.

Yup. You think Haitians doing that is unusual, just wander over to West Virginia or Eastern Kentucky.

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1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

MSNBC was just interviewing some young woman from Michigan who said she still is undecided.   She did say she is 50% Ukranian and still has family in Ukraine.  People like her may "fuck around and find out" but I guess that is her choice.

People who are still undecided at this point are lying stupid attention horses

There's something I do love about all of these "interviews" and "people are saying on TV" shit that the conservative nutbars (but I repeat myself) promulgate and run with.
We live in an era where every living human over the age of 8 has a video and photo camera in their pocket.  They claim to have SEEN all these things -- pig heads in a park, etc.  So....where are the photos and videos?  I gotta tell ya, if I saw a pig head in a park, I'd take a picture (unless it was in the context of some mexicans cooking that bad boy up, in which case I'd try to befriend them and get some tasty pig head meat samples).  Shit, in London, I saw a random hard boiled egg sitting on a bench, and I took a picture.  But these yahoos claim to have seen all manner of wacky shit.....yet they never photographed ANY of it.  We're just supposed to believe them.
Amazing how in a world where gathering evidence is as easy as clicking a button on a device in your pocket, they never have any actual evidence of....well, anything they fucking say.  Litter box in a classroom?  Cool, snap a pic.  What's that?  There's not a single pic showing that?  Interesting....
It's all because...and this is key....conservatives are fucking lying psychopaths.  It's not just what they do, it's what they ARE.
And just for giggles...the egg:
 
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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Keep it up and see what happens…

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Tap dance for massa 

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Keep it up and see what happens…

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Yeah, these morons would never fall for propoganda.

 

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4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Keep it up and see what happens…

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no one has ever heard the term “conspiracy theorist” and pictured a woman, but go off king.

6 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Yup. You think Haitians doing that is unusual, just wander over to West Virginia or Eastern Kentucky.

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The NYT "undecided voter" panel has some serious anomalies

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12 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Yes. And her move was with intention, but careful not to appear eager.

Which made his refusal to look at her come off as cowering.  Like a dog. 

10 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

Yup. You think Haitians doing that is unusual, just wander over to West Virginia or Eastern Kentucky.

Right. The number of people eating squirrel today in America is greater than zero. And most of them are multi generational white Americans.

i wouldn’t eat squirrel but I wouldn’t put them down for doing so. Now if a WV family ate every squirrel in a county park, yeah I have a problem if someone eating habits are destroying the natural balance of wildlife.

6 minutes ago, Chopper said:

The NYT "undecided voter" panel has some serious anomalies

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These people are not undecided.  Period.

They're either attention whores and Trump voters who lie bout being undecided so they can suck off their Orange God on TV.

8 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

 

poor guy is about to get a ton of death threats 

10 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Whoever he is, I hope he spreads this message everywhere. 

 

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Tap dance for massa 

He may be getting laid by someone, but I’m fairly sure it’s not an African-American woman. 

2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

 

He may be getting laid by someone, but I’m fairly sure it’s not an African-American woman. 

Not to mention you know his mama and his aunties somewhere just read that tweet like

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29 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So did Vance. 

And so am I.

24 years? Shit no!

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6 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Right. The number of people eating squirrel today in America is greater than zero. And most of them are multi generational white Americans.

i wouldn’t eat squirrel but I wouldn’t put them down for doing so. Now if a WV family ate every squirrel in a county park, yeah I have a problem if someone eating habits are destroying the natural balance of wildlife.

Honestly, if Haitians really were eating outdoor cats, they would be doing the environment a great service. 

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11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

These people are not undecided.  Period.

They're either attention whores and Trump voters who lie bout being undecided so they can suck off their Orange God on TV.

They're undecided about how they plan to milk their 15 minutes of 'fame'. Most others are only undecided about how they're going to rationalize voting for Trump and if they're going to tell anyone what they did.

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35 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Do it, Republicans. Over something that’s already illegal and is just fear mongering. The GOP always ends up taking the brunt of the blame for shutdowns 

 

I wondered why Dems would oppose it when it sounds like it changes nothing. Well, it turns out that the bill isn't just about banning the already rare crime of illegal voting, it's designed to make it harder to register and vote. 

Once again these people reveal that ratfucking, obstructing democratic processes, and gaslighting are their only talents and all they care to accomplish.

22 minutes ago, Chopper said:

The NYT "undecided voter" panel has some serious anomalies

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Le sigh. This is the last straw for me. I'm tired of this kind of bullshit and am canceling my NYT subscription. 

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Dear Legacy Media, 

Stop bringing "undecided" and uninformed voters into your offices to sit around and spout nonsense, and then with a straight face discuss how politicians need to adapt their strategies to reach these people. For fuck's sake.

Thanks, 
America 

 

34 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

People who are still undecided at this point are lying stupid attention horses

"I am half-Ukranian and have family in Ukraine but I'm undecided on whether or not to vote for the guy that will cut all funding to Ukraine and allow Russian to kill everyone there". 

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I laughed.

He's currently facing multiple criminal cases.

9 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I wondered why Dems would oppose it when it sounds like it changes nothing. Well, it turns out that the bill isn't just about banning the already rare crime of illegal voting, it's designed to make it harder to register and vote. 

Once again these people reveal that ratfucking, obstructing democratic processes, and gaslighting are their only talents and all they care to accomplish.

Because it's performative nonsense and they want to tack it onto a bill when it shouldn't be there. You don't negotiate with terrorists. 

I could handle that someone is undecided if they follow zero politics and consume non serious news. But if you watch that debate, no one undecided could be with Trump over Harris. I also don’t think this hypothetical undecided could remain undecided after watching.

and in fairness, that the same undecided person, watching the first debate, would never vote for Biden.

1 minute ago, NWBuck said:

They're undecided about how they plan to milk their 15 minutes of 'fame'. Most others are only undecided about how they're going to rationalize voting for Trump and if they're going to tell anyone what they did.

They love being courted. Some of them, I do actually believe, have convinced themselves there's a possibility they won't support Trump (even though they've historically agreed with all of his positions and weren't deterred by his character) but then when they see the alternative they predictably return to Trump (because they're ideologically in near-perfect alignment with MAGA).

Technically those people are "undecided" but give me a fucking break. These news outlets should know these people aren't truly representative of undecided voters.

The play with these people is to try and boost the Libertarian candidate (Chase Oliver) to peel a few "undecided" conservatives away in the swing states. The problem for Chase Oliver is he's not an immigration-phobe or overtly racist. But I do think there exist some "undecided" conservatives who are Never-Dem, not in love with Trump, and not into RFK's brand of crazy.

If they feel like Kamala has the momentum and their vote won't matter, they can be persuaded to "send a message" to the GOP by showing up for Oliver.

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

@ChiTownDoc has all of that in his phone contacts already

Indeed.  Just DM Derka.  

The play is to get them to stay home or leave the topline blank.

I'm going to totally scrub my social media and start spouting how I'm undecided and see if CNN or NYT contacts me.  

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Trump fans are so fucking tacky, cheering him on at a 9/11 memorial.

 

 

 

 

38 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yeah, these morons would never fall for propoganda.

 

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You mean the SHEEP that don’t think they’re SHEEP?

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The play is to get them to stay home or leave the topline blank.

I would like that, but these people don't strike me as the type to sit out elections or leave the topline blank.

They need to feel special. RFK was good at attracting crackpots and he's trying to herd them over to Trump. Oliver can get some Never-Trump RFK guys but he can also get some of the non-racist "undecided" conservatives. A small demographic, but every little bit helps.

56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

 

She must be very new. Even I knew the correct response was "2 weeks."

4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I could handle that someone is undecided if they follow zero politics and consume non serious news. But if you watch that debate, no one undecided could be with Trump over Harris. I also don’t think this hypothetical undecided could remain undecided after watching.

and in fairness, that the same undecided person, watching the first debate, would never vote for Biden.

I think you also may be predisposed to not like her because shit you've read on Facebook or Twitter, you don't think a woman can be President (not exclusive to undecided men), or you don't want another black President. How anyone can think he won that debate is beyond me unless you just held her to too high a standard and him basically no standards. If you wanted to hear her speak on specifics, I guess. But you think "I have a concept of a plan" and evading on answers is better? 

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Love laying into idiots.  Not literally, shitheads.  A fun hobby.  

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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The play is to get them to stay home or leave the topline blank.

I'm going to totally scrub my social media and start spouting how I'm undecided and see if CNN or NYT contacts me.  

demanding do it GIF

 

the key is to leave up trump/maga stuff, and declare yourself as undecided 

MU Law poll of Wisconsin

Harris 48, Trump 43, Kennedy 6, Stein/Oliver 2 (Harris +5)
Harris 52, Trump 48 in the H2H (+4)

WI is one of the states where RFK is going to remain on the ballot

 

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Was Harris +1 in their last poll. Nate in shambles

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think his plan was to shun her, based on how he wouldn’t look at her. She wasn’t having it and big dogged him before they said a word. 

Yup, her walking up to him and making him shake her hand set the tone....dude walked in like a pussy ass bitch.

16 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

She must be very new. Even I knew the correct response was "2 weeks."

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12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Yup, her walking up to him and making him shake her hand set the tone....dude walked in like a pussy ass bitch.

And somehow walked out looking even worse.  Mind boggling.  

He has more than a concept of a plan, but not when it comes to healthcare. It's called Project 2025.

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I'm sure this is nothing…

(searching for voter registration)

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