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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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10 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Wouldn’t they be from Haiti?

 

So...two things that are lies, just in that short clip.  First the obvious lie that is indistinguishable from dumbassery -- yeah, we know where Haitians are from....Haiti.  Second, the migrant community he's referring to is not one of illegals.  It is of people who are legally in the US under various mechanisms, including actual US citizens.  Is there someone undocumented in there among them?  Sure, there could be.  But the community as a whole is not one of illegal immigrants.

But of course, MAGA long ago stopped giving a shit about their old pretextual lie "we don't hate immigrants, we just want them to follow the law!"  No.  They hate immigrants.  Specifically, they hate non-white immigrants.  MAGA, and anyone who votes for or supports them, is just a plain old racist, xenophobic, nativist piece of shit.  They are hateful scum.

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1 minute ago, Underdog said:

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Living proof that beauty is skin deep, ugly is to the bone.

Why does MAGA collect the most hideous group of female ghouls?  Throw her in the pile with Loomer, MTG, and Guilfoyle.  

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1 hour ago, royiv said:

I’m currently wearing the t-shirt on the right that I purchased with my wife at one of her Stockholm shows this summer.

Ah Finland. 

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44 minutes ago, 1978horn said:


Bojangles is delicious. There is one south of Dallas on 35. Someone told me recently that there is one in San Antonio as well.

There's one in Euless too. It's not too far from the southern end of DFW airport.

 

52 minutes ago, royiv said:

What the fuck has that man ever said that was even mildly funny? Serious question. He’s the least humorous person I can think of. Has anyone ever seen him laugh?

 

I can think of exactly one time I've seen him laugh:

 

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Carol : You get that tape of Sam Stone finishing off his wife, and that man will give us anything we want for the rest of his life!

Earl Mott : Yeah! Then we're off to Haiti.

Carol : Not Haiti, Tahiti!

Earl Mott : Oh... I knew that.

47 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

She worked at his  favorite place in the world

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Austin-based, well-known journalist. She didn't specify "non-anecdotal info" but if you trust Beto's info you'll like this.

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edit - this is the article that resulted from the interview https://newrepublic.com/article/185896/taylor-swift-beto-orourke-harris

it has an interesting discussion about the TS endorsement and compares it to Beyonce's endorsement of Cruz, which occurred after new voter registration had closed. I'm guessing one of @Js1embeds of Tom Bonier on twitter had similar info as Cruz Beto (oops) mentioned.

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17 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

There's one in Euless too. It's not too far from the southern end of DFW airport.

 

There's one on 544 in Murphy/Wylie, too. 

2 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

There's one on 544 in Murphy/Wylie, too. 

The bang to hype ratio was way out of whack. 

2 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

The bang to hype ratio was way out of whack. 

I agree.  Golden Chick is much better, as are several other chicken joints, imo. 

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

I choose to call it “Grifto”

3 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I agree.  Golden Chick is much better, as are several other chicken joints, imo. 

1) I am pleased that we have a "talk about tasty chicken places" threadjack

2) goddammit, now I want some tasty chicken

3) need to do a side-by-side taste test on multiple joints at once.  I am a willing test subject

3 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I have a neighbor a couple of blocks over with a rock/cactus garden that comes right up to the sidewalk.  A few weeks ago they put up a big Trump flag a few feet from the sidewalk.

Every morning as I'm walking my dogs past their house I hock a loogie on the flag.  It's a good way to start the day. 

+1 for the correct spelling of hock.

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

+1 for the correct spelling of hock.

pre-emptive plea for no hock tuah gifs

1 hour ago, Zonahorn said:

AZ Fed Of Republican Women with a nasty op-ed

Evangelicals be normal challenge level: IMPOSSIBLE

You know what.  Maybe I’m unfair to JD and I’m only hearing negative stuff because of my sources.  Let’s see what someone that likes him has to say. 
 

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In a world where men are beating women in sports and teachers have become more obsessed with gender than basic math,

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Do I love the kinda background humorous cultural jab about our future first black female president holding a rally in North Carolina at an arena named after fried chicken?  You're goddamned right I do.

Also, I really need to try Bojangles, I hear good things.

The biscuits are healthy (I kid) and delicious.  I'm a big fan of the cajun chicken biscuit, get a Cherwine to go with it, quite good.  

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We're supposed to get a Bojangles in Liberty Hill and Round Rock soon

2 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I was on the phone with my father-in-law earlier this week, and I was absolutely flabbergasted by how he spoke of Trump and his supporters.  His comment in summation was, "I just don't understand how people can be that stupid."  And that's shocking for two reasons: 1) his brother (whom he very much loves) is a huge MAGAt, and 2) I'm reasonably certain he voted for Trump in 2016.

I'm not exactly sure what happened along the way.  Maybe it was the disparagement of the military--my FIL was a Ranger in Vietnam.  Maybe it was the mishandling of COVID; he and my MIL did everything right during the pandemic.  But whatever it was, I'm happy for it.

 

Even happier for the fact that he lives in North motherfucking Carolina.

I know your example is anecdotal, but think about your fil and realize he represents thousands of likeminded boomer men that polls try to sample accurately. Now extrapolate his change in attitude to the population he represents. Even if it’s 10% of that subset, and even if they only abstain, that’s a huge shift. 
 

shit like this is why, despite what polls show, I think Harris is up bigly. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Do I love the kinda background humorous cultural jab about our future first black female president holding a rally in North Carolina at an arena named after fried chicken?  You're goddamned right I do.

Also, I really need to try Bojangles, I hear good things.

How the fuck have you never had Bojangles?  

12 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

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Big Gretch opening for Walz in Grand Rapids 

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8 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

FIFTY SEVEN STATES!

9 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

The NYT would be calling for the cabinet to 25th amendment Biden if he did that, AGAIN

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12 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

 

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1 hour ago, Zonahorn said:

 

I have personally spoken to a larger crowd than that. Shit I’ve done a demo for a larger crowd than that. 
In prod!

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1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I have personally spoken to a larger crowd than that. Shit I’ve done a demo for a larger crowd than that. 
In prod!

Sure...but have you done it while wearing a completely full diaper?

Point to DJT!

Couldn’t get the flag totally unfurled, so it’s missing a stripe and like 6 stars. 

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Sure...but have you done it while wearing a completely full diaper?

Point to DJT!

Yes. I mean, wait what?

What's the full context of the clip in Arizona? Is he talking about something in Pennsylvania? I know he's a moron but clips as short as that always feel misleading. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Wouldn’t they be from Haiti?

 

No, I don’t think I’ll ever get over the Le Figaro no-go zone. Those wounds run pretty deep.

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45 minutes ago, Slacks said:

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Kamala: “Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now… now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. In a decade or two, I'll be President of the United States, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in."

5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

What's the full context of the clip in Arizona? Is he talking about something in Pennsylvania? I know he's a moron but clips as short as that always feel misleading. 

And 2000% is a big change for whatever he was talking about. 

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“Undecided Voter” on CNN looks exactly what I imagined these attention whores would look like.

2 hours ago, tx ind said:

wiki says 8,600 capacity, so 3x Trump's rally

the googletron said 9,160

2 hours ago, royiv said:

What the fuck has that man ever said that was even mildly funny? Serious question. He’s the least humorous person I can think of. Has anyone ever seen him laugh?

He had one tweet when Michael Cohen turned state's evidence against him where he said, "If anyone is looking for a good lawyer, I cannot recommend Michael Cohen."  I admit laughing to that one.

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