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Posted (edited)
21 hours ago, TexEx15 said:

Haha. I just watched The West Wing episode where they put people in chicken costumes because they wouldn’t debate Santos.

And October 23 this year is a day further from Election Day than October 22 was in 2020. They need to frame it that way. 

"The last debate in 2020 was 12 days before Election Day. October 23 this year is 13 days before Election Day. He's scared."

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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Turnip declines the 2nd debate on CNN lol

The official campaign needs to call him a coward. Say he is too scared, too soft, and in an interview have Kamala let it slip nonchalantly that he is too chicken shit to debate again. Hammer him every Sunday during every nfl game break that dotard is a coward. 

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On 9/19/2024 at 10:56 AM, SydneyCarton said:

I can still fap to that. 

Not in any way to downplay the signifigance of gaining another 100k voters in AZ, so I'm glad they're going to go this route to court Mormons. THat being said, the bolded above...Those elders sound like grifting motherfuckers who might like the cut of Trump's jib.

That being said, I've also heard that mormon's make the best neighbors, etc. so maybe they do prioritize harmony over division. Unless you're black. 

My Mormon neighbors have a Harris/Walz sign up. The wife is the one who added me to the Mothers Against Greg Abbott FB group a few years back.

On 9/19/2024 at 7:56 PM, Brisketexan said:


Here’s how you know how shitty, unprincipled, and evil the GQP is: if Robinson was up 10 in the polls, they’d have buried this. All of it.
The only thing the GQP has a problem with is losing. Literally everythign else is ok. He could rape a goat after sodomizing a baby, then selling the nuclear codes to Putin, and that wouldn’t move the needle.

 

On 9/19/2024 at 8:10 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's legit.

 

 

 

 

 

I've come to the conclusion that the only thing that MIGHT be unacceptable to these people is a Black Mirror-style scenario where some high-ranking GOP male has sex with a pig on television. Then again, there's a high probability that the base will be like, "Fuck that pig." And mean it both ways.

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14 minutes ago, achooloco said:

The official campaign needs to call him a coward. Say he is too scared, too soft, and in an interview have Kamala let it slip nonchalantly that he is too chicken shit to debate again. Hammer him every Sunday during every nfl game break that dotard is a coward. 

Give her the empty podium

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2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Wouldn't one be a bear and the other a cub?  I guess they're still bears, but what do I know?

 

All cubs are bears, but not all bears are cubs. A cub, obviously, is a younger, probably smaller bear. For this couple, they still identify as bears, but one could be a cub, I don’t know their ages or what they look like. 
 

Clear it up?
 

 

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11 minutes ago, austingirl said:

 

My Mormon neighbors have a Harris/Walz sign up. The wife is the one who added me to the Mothers Against Greg Abbott FB group a few years back.

 

I've come to the conclusion that the only thing that MIGHT be unacceptable to these people is a Black Mirror-style scenario where some high-ranking GOP male has sex with a pig on television. Then again, there's a high probability that the base will be like, "Fuck that pig." And mean it both ways.

“He supports our farmers and ranchers”

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48 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

What's remarkable is that 70 million+ people believe it.

We are so.  Fucking.  Stupid.  We're the world's leading producer of oil?  Fuck that, we are the world's leading producer of fucking abject idiocy, and there's not even a close second.  There could be a country called Dumbfuckistan, where children are fed nothing but lead paint chips until they're 10, and their average IQ would still be 10 points higher than that of MAGAstan.

My in laws are in town for the weekend and they started talking about transsexuals and politics--because they ALWAYS find a way to bring up transsexuals and politics--and stated how much they're "dreading" their lives if "she" wins.

The live on a plot of land in the middle of Podunk cowtown California. Both retired, living off of her long-term disability insurance, staring at their tablets and watching NCIS all day. They only leave their house for Costco, church functions, and a weekly lunch outing to buffet-style sushi. How the fuck do people like this convince themselves that their lives are going to dramatically change because a Democrat is in the White House? Oh right, their tablets have Wi-Fi. Nevermind.

They don't particularly like Trump the man and wish Mike fucking Pence had run (I reminded them that he did, but the cult members weren't too fond of him), but they have no choice.

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2 hours ago, G650 said:

These guys also have a Penn St flag currently flying. They rotate Trump, Pedo St, Steelers, Key West, and Israel mostly. One of them likes to do yard work in baseball catcher's knee pads and a speedo, which is always fairly amusing.

I like my neighborhood, I really do.  But gawd my neighbors are so.... boring.

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9 minutes ago, grazinhorn said:

I like my neighborhood, I really do.  But gawd my neighbors are so.... boring.

My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were out trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. 
 

sometimes I prefer boring. 

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were our trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. 
 

sometimes I prefer boring. 

Ok, you win.

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4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were our trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. 
 

sometimes I prefer boring. 

Oh for sure.  Then again, maybe your neighbors could mix in a speedo (not for the kid) and totally redeem themselves

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8 minutes ago, grazinhorn said:

I like my neighborhood, I really do.  But gawd my neighbors are so.... boring.

 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

My neighbors dressed their 10 year old kid up as “creepy Joe Biden” for Halloween and had him yelling “let me smell your hair” to the girls and women that were our trick or treating. The dad has his own last name tattoo’d on his arm, I guess because he might forget. She’s a realtor that graduated from UT. They also raise chickens in their backyard. 
 

sometimes I prefer boring. 

 

I mean, my neighborhood is pretty boring too. These guys definitely stand out.

 

My next door neighbor has Trump flags flying 24/7, but he is definitely boring too, just happens to be an idiot.

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3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

 

3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I'd like to be stuffed into Stephanie Ruhle's locker. 

 

Goddamn right. I love that woman. She was awesome last night too.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

He doesn’t want a debate because he wants to keep making up even bigger lies without being fact-checked.

 

Oh, Donald...  I realize this is a sample set of one but my job at the company I work for now, didn't exist 2 years ago.   No one had it because the company didn't have the opening.   It got created in 2024 and I got hired in May.   Oh, and leadership at the company is very Trumpy.  

Explain that, asshole.  

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Posted
Just now, Macanudo said:

Yep, you got me.  Deport me to Salma Hayek Land.

Sorry, I believe all illegal aliens are being deported back to Venezuela. All of them 

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My neighborhood is incredibly exciting.  We once had a black kid go door to door raising money for his football team.  It was WILD!

Also some asshole I know, posted on Nextdoor.com that an empty lot in the hood was going to be turned into a 7/11.  

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2 minutes ago, locodos said:

My neighborhood is incredibly exciting.  We once had a black kid go door to door raising money for his football team.  It was WILD!

Also some asshole I know, posted on Nextdoor.com that an empty lot in the hood was going to be turned into a 7/11.  

I assume the black kid got shot?

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49 minutes ago, G650 said:

My next door neighbor has Trump flags flying 24/7, but he is definitely boring too, just happens to be an idiot.

To my wife's great shame, I could not let that slide.  She's MUCH smarter than I am (DUH!)

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Posted (edited)
3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I assume the black kid got shot?

What the police do is their business!  I kinda feel bad I didn't slip him a hundo

 

I really regret that almost as much as not donating the $100 to get a photo with Electric Jesus after a Book of Mormon Show.  Damnit I can be so cheap sometimes!

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55 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

He really should have lost in 2016 (his expectation) and spent his golden years gawking garbage on QVC or whatever boomer grift network he could find. It's his only skill.

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1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

All cubs are bears, but not all bears are cubs. A cub, obviously, is a younger, probably smaller bear. For this couple, they still identify as bears, but one could be a cub, I don’t know their ages or what they look like. 
 

Clear it up?
 

 

Well, if you analyze my post carefully, it reflects that understanding.  What I don't know is bear on bear, or bear on cub.  

Posted
3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

He doesn’t want a debate because he wants to keep making up even bigger lies without being fact-checked.

 

That's a lot of jobs!

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I worry about my job being taken by an illegal alien, too.  An illegal alien with a PhD in mechanical or electrical engineering.  Please protect me, Donald.

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I worry about my job being taken by an illegal alien, too.  An illegal alien with PhD in mechanical or electrical engineering.  Please protect me, Donald.

Sorry, the best we can do is an illegal alone whose dead uncle went to MIT. I am informed that fact makes the illegal alien in question a genius, who knows more about mechanical and electrical engineering than anyone.
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1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, if you analyze my post carefully, it reflects that understanding.  What I don't know is bear on bear, or bear on cub.  

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49 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I worry about my job being taken by an illegal alien, too.  An illegal alien with PhD in mechanical or electrical engineering.  Please protect me, Donald.

You work as a taxi driver or at 7/11?

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