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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

If you have 10 minutes, listen to James Carville talk in detail about running barbed wire through Trump's "fat fucking ass" and how Melania is "horse fucking" Trump:

 

I can't say I actually like James Carville. It's been 30 years and I am still figuring it out.  But he has to be one of my top five people I'd like to get drunk with.  "We've had engineers weigh in; the man is incapable of wiping his ass." 

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2 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I can't say I actually like James Carville. It's been 30 years and I am still figuring it out.  But he has to be one of my top five people I'd like to get drunk with.  "We've had engineers weigh in; the man is incapable of wiping his ass." 

If smell-o-vision was real, this video would inject a mix of old man piss and Tony's up your nostrils.

11 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

 

Redfield is a GOP friendly firm too (owned by Tory advisors)

Deadline:

EXCLUSIVE: Governor Tim Walz is smartly expanding his media interview schedule.

Kamala Harris’ vice presidential nominee will be virtually sitting down with the SmartLess podcast Monday, we hear. 

Minnesota Gov. Walz, who is also appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live tomorrow, will hold a Zoom conversation with the popular podcast hosts, actors Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes and Will Arnett. The interview is set to air sometime in the next week or so, according to sources.

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Deadline:

 

EXCLUSIVE: Governor Tim Walz is smartly expanding his media interview schedule.

Kamala Harris’ vice presidential nominee will be virtually sitting down with the SmartLess podcast Monday, we hear. 

Minnesota Gov. Walz, who is also appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live tomorrow, will hold a Zoom conversation with the popular podcast hosts, actors Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes and Will Arnett. The interview is set to air sometime in the next week or so, according to sources.

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19 hours ago, wood said:

 

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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Deadline:

 

EXCLUSIVE: Governor Tim Walz is smartly expanding his media interview schedule.

Kamala Harris’ vice presidential nominee will be virtually sitting down with the SmartLess podcast Monday, we hear. 

Minnesota Gov. Walz, who is also appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live tomorrow, will hold a Zoom conversation with the popular podcast hosts, actors Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes and Will Arnett. The interview is set to air sometime in the next week or so, according to sources.

The Biden/Harris campaign people are actually good at their jobs.  They know the 30 day window is when the actual undecideds start to dial in.  They know we don't need a constant 6 month barrage of bullshit.

It's no coincidence that they're coming hard now and Obama is now out there.  

No one would give a fuck what she said to the NYT back in August or some shit.

26 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

 

What's cool about that is I doubt they suddenly realized that Democratic policies are better for the economy than Republican policies. That would take considerable reprogramming.  Instead this is an indictment of his competence.  

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6 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

Eh, not sure I agree with your police work there.  The point of inflection is 1992, and since then every successful candidate has been a newcomer or outsider perceived as disruptive 
 

Obama was broadly perceived in the same terms as Trump by the people who have been damaged the most by the consolidation of productivity gains- disruptive to the establishment order. And you can go back further than that.

Think about it this way: these are the presidents elected since WWII:

- sitting president/VP/Senator

- Supreme Allied Commander

- Sitting Senator

- Sitting President/VP/Senate Maj Leader

- Former VP
Vietnam ends

- Outsider Governor

- Radical Governor

- sitting VP CIA Director, VP, congressman, ambassador, son of powerful senator (return to establishment via next man up)

1992

- Southern Governor

- Southern Governor 

- First term senator

- Notorious Celebrity

 

The relevant historical Trend here is that the white working class has been in political and cultural rebellion since the end of Vietnam and starting with Bill Clinton through Obama to Trump you see the recipe being refined to its essentials.

You do know who the current President is, right?  Dubya wasn't exactly an "outsider" either.  Dude had more political connections than most of the others combined. 

13 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You do know who the current President is, right?  Dubya wasn't exactly an "outsider" either.  Dude had more political connections than most of the others combined. 

 I don't think I was clear - I meant the period on the graph when the approval of the president among whites without a college degree relative to the average rose through presidents of both parties from 1992-2020. That said, it's notable that since the end of Vietnam, the only two presidential election winners broadly perceived as part of the washington establishment  (Bush I and Biden) only lasted one term. Bush lost, and Biden would have. 

51 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I can't say I actually like James Carville. It's been 30 years and I am still figuring it out.  But he has to be one of my top five people I'd like to get drunk with.  "We've had engineers weigh in; the man is incapable of wiping his ass." 

I’m in the middle of the James Carville documentary that ran on CNN last night.  It’s pretty good and he is an interesting guy.  I would argue he understands politics better than anyone in this country.  Paul Begala reps the longhorns quite a bit in the doc.

56 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I can't say I actually like James Carville. It's been 30 years and I am still figuring it out.  But he has to be one of my top five people I'd like to get drunk with.  "We've had engineers weigh in; the man is incapable of wiping his ass." 

Sponge on a stick territory, definitely.

Texags early vote tracking thread is just constant comparison to 2020. Republicans and whites are KILLING it in mail in voting compared to 2020. With absolutely no awareness of any difference in the anything between then and now, they are convinced Trump is winning bigly in PA, GA, and NC. 

Zero recognition that it was the Republican state house that pushed mail in voting in 2019 because it benefits rural olds. 

They are convinced Trump is winning Virginia. Early voting turnout strong in SW Virginia!!

The right wing media sources are already crafting the narrative that Trump was on track to win BIGLY u til the cheating started. 

And we are days away from another major hurricane about to hit Florida

 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Does "Maye" even exist or are we looking at a Norman Bates situation with Elmo?  Also, is "Maye" suggesting you can vote 10x at the same polling place(s)?  I'm registered to vote in KY, TX & NY and you're GD right I'm using all 3 votes! 

Maye is his mother.  I don't believe she's a US citizen.  She also seems to be a vapid cunt.

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Maye is his mother.  I don't believe she's a US citizen.  She also seems to be a vapid cunt.

I think I read she lives in Canada? Of course she’s real, but feels like her “account” is just a burner account for him. Same weird conspiracy crap 

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I think I read she lives in Canada? Of course she’s real, but feels like her “account” is just a burner account for him. Same weird conspiracy crap 

Born in Canada, spent much of her adult life in ZA.  More in the US of late.

Seems like his parents and home life were a bit of a disaster.

7 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Maye is his mother.  I don't believe she's a US citizen.  She also seems to be a vapid cunt.

Seems?

37 minutes ago, heso said:

Texags early vote tracking thread is just constant comparison to 2020. Republicans and whites are KILLING it in mail in voting compared to 2020. With absolutely no awareness of any difference in the anything between then and now, they are convinced Trump is winning bigly in PA, GA, and NC. 

Zero recognition that it was the Republican state house that pushed mail in voting in 2019 because it benefits rural olds. 

They are convinced Trump is winning Virginia. Early voting turnout strong in SW Virginia!!

The right wing media sources are already crafting the narrative that Trump was on track to win BIGLY u til the cheating started. 

Trump will win Southwest Virginia.  Too bad for them that no one really lives there.

I wonder whether Trumps lies about the hurricane in NC will backfire. There is a lot of press right now about the lying. Maybe NC tightens up?

2 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

I just googled it. And the interview with her talking with a pornstar came up. I listened but had to stop when they talked about tonguing butt while jerking off dudes.

Not because I’m not hip to the scene. But I do have to cook dinner.

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3 hours ago, heso said:

They are convinced Trump is winning Virginia. Early voting turnout strong in SW Virginia!!

The right wing media sources are already crafting the narrative that Trump was on track to win BIGLY u til the cheating started. 

I want Harris to blow out Trump and a part of me wants MAGA to believe that it was rigged.  I want them to believe that no matter what they do, it's rigged against them, and so they should just fucking give up.

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3 hours ago, Dnaguy said:

I listened but had to stop when they talked about tonguing butt while jerking off dudes.

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13 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

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i’m ready to vote 

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The kamala podcast strategy is intriguing and even the Trump team dipped their toe in with an interview with Dave Ramsey. Couple thoughts.

  • if this helps Kamala, it could be the death of Sunday morning and cable interviews. Or at least they will be deprioritized.
  • these podcasts give the ability to show your human side with a long form format, if you can handle it. 
  • I have to wonder if Mark Cubans recent podcast interviews isn’t a coincidence.
  • Call her daddy and Stern can both be sex filled talk but the hosts would stay away from that. Call her daddy can gotv with young, college aged women. Maybe stern can break down a few open minded non-college blue collar workers. Hes clear on his support of Dems so his loyal listeners at least tolerate that. Or change the channel

 

5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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It's just a resolution, not a law, so it doesn't require anyone to do anything.  It has also just been introduced.  Lunatic legislation like this gets introduced all the time.  See, e.g. Greene, M.T., Boebert, L, and Gosar, P.

So even if passed, it's a fart in the wind.  But it is a pretty clear statement of intention.

I’m not a particularly religious person, but if I was, wouldn’t it seem like a pretty strong sign that God has slammed two hurricanes straight into the state where one of the presidential candidates currently lives?

I guess you can just wipe that away by claiming Democrats can control the weather…

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 I want them to believe that no matter what they do, it's rigged against them, and so they should just fucking give up.

Sounds familiar: 

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10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I want Harris to blow out Trump and a part of me wants MAGA to believe that it was rigged.  I want them to believe that no matter what they do, it's rigged against them, and so they should just fucking give up.

This is the dream 

"Normal" Republicans finally have to acknowledge what a loser Donald Trump is, and take steps to try to break away from MAGA.

MAGA because disillusioned by the overwhelming power of the deep state and goes back to their shanties to become non-voters (for anyone but Trump) once again. The true believers wage war on the RINOs in the GOP who betrayed their god.

Profit.

On 10/4/2024 at 5:26 PM, Gatorubet said:

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Edit: my 1L contract professor gave my class 11 Fs and 32 Ds.  

Dr. D? Ernie ______ (can’t remember his last name).  I had him too. Also drew Captain Hook (“C is a fine grade. It means completely satisfactory”) Professor Quarles. (Go Gata)

46 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Sounds familiar: 

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Exactly.  MAGA is going to cry even if Trump lost another 60 lawsuits like he did in 2020, so let them believe it was rigged and that it will always be rigged.  Maybe they will quit showing up and the more moderate Republicans get control of the party and we go back to people like Romney, McCaine, Dole, etc.

15 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

"Normal" Republicans finally have to acknowledge what a loser Donald Trump is, and take steps to try to break away from MAGA.

 

Yes, but, also a nasty civil war between the MAGA true believers and the ones who were just doing it to get elected.  They can recover electorally in the 2030s. 

46 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Yes, but, also a nasty civil war between the MAGA true believers and the ones who were just doing it to get elected.  They can recover electorally in the 2030s. 

A part of me wonders if they’ll just fade into the woodwork and spend their time on social media and Fox News.  With Trump retreating back to Mar-a-Lago, they won’t be as enthused.   Hell, it was probably hard for them to fill the Pennsylvania rally this weekend.

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

A part of me wonders if they’ll just fade into the woodwork and spend their time on social media and Fox News.  With Trump reiterating back to Mar-a-Lago, they won’t be as enthused.   Hell, it was probably hard for them to fill the Pennsylvania rally this weekend.

He will continue to rile them up and keep them engaged - either with 4 years of "I am being persecuted and the 2024 election was stolen from me!" nonsense or by immediately declaring himself a candidate for 2028 the day after his loss in November to avoid his court cases.

He will not go away until he dies.  If he declines to run (ha), he will force every single person who wants to run in 2028 against Harris to come to MAL and kiss the ring and dance for his endorsement.  He holds those MAGAtards hostage and no one is else in the GOP is getting elected in 2028 without them.  And let's be real, he will have them all do their little tap dancing for his endorsement before he just gives it to Don Jr. or something. 

Unless he dies before 2028, I find it hard to believe the GOP will put up much of a fight against Harris in her re-election. It will be 82 year old Trump, doddering around in a soiled diaper and drooling, while the MAGAtards cheer and more women and suburban, college educated people flee the party.  (So not much difference from 2024)

Just remember, if by some chance the GOP does not take the Senate in 2024, 2026 doesn't look great for them - North Carolina, Maine, Alaska, Texas.  GOP would have one target (Georgia). 

I hope they run Trump out again in 4 years.  He's not going to be able to speak at all by then.

Yeah, four years is a long time when you are that age. He already at the old man yelling at clouds stage. Hell, he could be running around on a scooter at that point. No way that body can take that weight for much longer.

17 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I hope they run Trump out again in 4 years.  He's not going to be able to speak at all by then.

And the media will never demand his medical records. Remember Hillary’s pneumonia? Oh lord was that a scandal. 

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The kamala podcast strategy is intriguing and even the Trump team dipped their toe in with an interview with Dave Ramsey. Couple thoughts.

  • if this helps Kamala, it could be the death of Sunday morning and cable interviews. Or at least they will be deprioritized.
  • these podcasts give the ability to show your human side with a long form format, if you can handle it. 
  • I have to wonder if Mark Cubans recent podcast interviews isn’t a coincidence.
  • Call her daddy and Stern can both be sex filled talk but the hosts would stay away from that. Call her daddy can gotv with young, college aged women. Maybe stern can break down a few open minded non-college blue collar workers. Hes clear on his support of Dems so his loyal listeners at least tolerate that. Or change the channel

 

She needs to do Rogan or Theo Von.  Both are good interviewers, she would do well in both forums. 

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

She needs to do Rogan or Theo Von.  Both are good interviewers, she would do well in both forums. 

Walz on Rogan and her on Theo Von?

On 9/30/2024 at 9:12 AM, HenryJames said:

Who the fuck is Theo Von?

 

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The fact either of them are considered good interviewers is insanity 

35 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He will continue to rile them up and keep them engaged - either with 4 years of "I am being persecuted and the 2024 election was stolen from me!" nonsense or by immediately declaring himself a candidate for 2028 the day after his loss in November to avoid his court cases.

He will not go away until he dies.  If he declines to run (ha), he will force every single person who wants to run in 2028 against Harris to come to MAL and kiss the ring and dance for his endorsement.  He holds those MAGAtards hostage and no one is else in the GOP is getting elected in 2028 without them.  And let's be real, he will have them all do their little tap dancing for his endorsement before he just gives it to Don Jr. or something. 

All of this.  There is no Republican party any more.  None.  Zero.  It is the cult of Trumpism, everything else has been pushed out/destroyed.  Stop believing that there's any "return to sanity" or some shit.  There won't be.  Ever.

Yup. If nothing he does will weaken his 45% support, then aging won’t either. 
 

May least it would lay bare the craven thoughtlessness of his support, as they either continue to agree with the completely incoherent mumblings of a man who is completely senile, or explain away what he “means” when he says he tasted his own poop, or that he’s still better than any democrat. 

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How crazy is it that the last time Donald freaking Trump wasn't the republican nominee for president, was 2012. Mack Brown was still coaching here, FFS. For two more seasons. That's how long they've hitched their wagon to this insane evil conman. 

13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

All of this.  There is no Republican party any more.  None.  Zero.  It is the cult of Trumpism, everything else has been pushed out/destroyed.  Stop believing that there's any "return to sanity" or some shit.  There won't be.  Ever.

Oh there will be.

Once he dies.  And hateful bigots live entirely too long.  My grandma made it to 94 on pure spite and basically becoming mummified in Phoenix for half her life. 

Strom Thurmond lived to be almost 101 

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