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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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4 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Is this gonna be one of those nights where the thread takes a strange turn?

Pics of butt pussy?  I’ll Venmo you. 

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3 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Tonight would be different how?

Samething we do every night; try and take over the world.

I think the donor daughter groping rumor is probably bullshit, but-

my wife had an interesting take this afternoon - loss of impulse control is one of the most common symptoms of cognitive decline. that’s where the stereotype of the dirty old man comes from. Ask a young woman who has volunteered for meals or anybody who has worked in a home or with seniors for an extended period. Old people -in particular old men- say a lot of shocking things and often get handsy. 
So IF a person who was already prone to being gropey and used to getting away with unwelcome verbal and physical advances on attractive young women was going into cognitive decline, it would be probable for those impulses to eventually present themselves in public. 

I don't get posting the betting lines. The people that would put money on turnip buy digital trading cards with his likeness on them. What does that teach us?

Nothing will come of this

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I think the donor daughter groping rumor is probably bullshit, but-

my wife had an interesting take this afternoon - loss of impulse control is one of the most common symptoms of cognitive decline. that’s where the stereotype of the dirty old man comes from. Ask a young woman who has volunteered for meals or anybody who has worked in a home or with seniors for an extended period. Old people -in particular old men- say a lot of shocking things and often get handsy. 
So IF a person who was already prone to being gropey and used to getting away with unwelcome verbal and physical advances on attractive young women was going into cognitive decline, it would be probable for those impulses to eventually present themselves in public. 

I can attest to this. I was witness to my grandpa calling a meals on wheels nurse/volunteer (who was a nice black lady) a sexy “n-word”. Tbf he was racist before the dementia gave him jungle fever. 

In GHWB's final years he would grab any piece of ass that walked by. Allegedly. 

1 minute ago, hookemATL said:

Tbf he was racist before the dementia gave him jungle fever

If he was a racist before,  he had it then, too. They go hand in hand.

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Just now, Red Five said:

In GHWB's final years he would grab any piece of ass that walked by. Allegedly. 

“Read my lips: dat. asssssssssssss.”

4 minutes ago, Chopper said:

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"Trump would never go to Epstein island! That's why he DEMANDED that Epstein bring the girl to him. An alpha move and I heard the girl loved it so much she started stalking him. The fact he hasn't pressed charges speaks volumes about his character!" - MAGA, probably

 

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

If he was a racist before,  he had it then, too. They go hand in hand.

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42 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Last thing I ever want to see is porn of any of your wives. 

Don't kink shame me. 

8 hours ago, Pancho said:

Uber is like the gym—do NOT have any political channels on, just smooth jazz or sports.

 

btw, the whole fascist/hitler/general comment situation - i understand a bunch of spokespeople are denying the shit out of something that trump definitely said, sounds like stuff he's said in the past, and i'm pretty sure this specific thing has been talked about before, whatever.

has anyone actually asked him? "sir, did you ever say you'd like to have generals like hitler had?"

zero chance he would straight deny it. 80/20 says he rationalizes it into saying they were loyal.

59 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Probably not it, but reporting that in the 1990s he met a model through Epstein and then groped her. 
 

(She had some great SI Swimsuit photos in the 1990s).

I had a huge crush on her. Holy shit he groped Stacey Williams and was not instantly struck down by God for desecrating an angel? This is why Atheists are probably right.

I mean I guess first he fucks my country so I shouldn't be upset he sexually assaulted my teenage crush. There is nothing sacred to me this fucker doesn't feel entitled to.

He literally tried to overthrow the U.S. government.  And then sold state secrets to Russia.  And he's the Republican candidate for president in a close race.  Nothing will make any difference.

55 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

when did veep become reality?

 

 

About 9 years ago. 

29 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

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I dropped cash on a Trump NO.

4 hours ago, Horn75 said:

I’ll neg anything on here having my old account banned cause I had a different opinion from you communists 

it appears that the stupid gullible old man with a gerbil penis is disgruntled.

I have yet to have one of those dumb-shits, when asked, be able to explain what a ‘communist’p is.   Other than,”you know…a lib!”

36 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I think the donor daughter groping rumor is probably bullshit, but-

my wife had an interesting take this afternoon - loss of impulse control is one of the most common symptoms of cognitive decline. that’s where the stereotype of the dirty old man comes from. Ask a young woman who has volunteered for meals or anybody who has worked in a home or with seniors for an extended period. Old people -in particular old men- say a lot of shocking things and often get handsy. 
So IF a person who was already prone to being gropey and used to getting away with unwelcome verbal and physical advances on attractive young women was going into cognitive decline, it would be probable for those impulses to eventually present themselves in public. 

I 100% believe its true. If it was the daughter or grand daughter of a big donor he was probably culted out of going to the press with confirmation. "He's an old man, he's confused, gimme those tax cuts!!!"

Remember that Trump was supposed to…BOOTY!

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2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

 

Yo, this motherfucker really is dumb bro. I mean, it's not a bit at all.

2 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Normal stuff.
 

Remember when he was going to hire the best people.

59 minutes ago, Blotto said:

 

I will never understand why Garland is such a fucking gutless pussy. why the hell was he chosen for that position? Musk's actions are  either illegal or not

 

The bold part has to be the most emphatically non-lawyer statement you could possibly make.  i’m not taking a swipe at you, I’m just saying that’s not exactly how law works. Things are very seldom binary black-and-white.  

I’m also not disagreeing that prosecution of the orange shit stain should’ve been quicker and more energetic from the get-go

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

let's play 1 truth and 5 lies.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

let's play 1 truth and 5 lies.

TBH, 6 lies.

Hitler was much smarter than Orange Shitler.  Thank God…

15 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Normal stuff.
 

Not beating the weird allegations at all 

6 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

TBH, 6 lies.

Hitler was much smarter than Orange Shitler.  Thank God…

keep early voting was my truth.

16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

This is easy to laugh at, but it's more evidence that they are doing everything in their power to create an expectation among the MAGA faithful that there's no way he can legitimately lose this election.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

keep early voting was my truth.

Fair ‘nuff.  Good call.  

Harris killing it on CNN. Policy details, clear and concise 

I wish she would be more clear about the price of groceries. She came close. Prices went up after the pandemic and companies kept them there even when the economy recovered and she wants to address that

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Harris killing it on CNN. Policy details, clear and concise 

I dislike that Harris can’t just say that grocery prices aren’t coming down. I know that we would all love our grocery bill to drop 25% but it’s impossible and actually would be detrimental at this point. What we need is what is occurring where wages and expenses are finding a new equilibrium.

are all workers willing to turn their wages back to 2019 levels to get groceries back to 2019 levels? I vote no to that.

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51 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I had a huge crush on her. Holy shit he groped Stacey Williams and was not instantly struck down by God for desecrating an angel? This is why Atheists are probably right.

I mean I guess first he fucks my country so I shouldn't be upset he sexually assaulted my teenage crush. There is nothing sacred to me this fucker doesn't feel entitled to.

Trump thinks Longhorn Baseball is trash, has no history, and that the aggies are the real flagship program in the state and give him proper respect.

She has to walk a shitty line to avoid saying price controls 

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Nope, wouldn't matter, at all. There is literally only one thing that could come out and lose him the election, if he gets on stage and admits that he's been a liberal plant all along to prove how stupid republican voters are, then flips them all off and calls them losers. Even then, he'd probably only lose enough votes to lose the election, the vast majority would think he was just joking and that his words "owned the libs" somehow.

 

Grab them by the Pussy !!!!

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

She has to walk a shitty line to avoid saying price controls 

Exactly this.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

She has to walk a shitty line to avoid saying price controls 

And there won’t be any price controls. There are risks to living in a capitalistic system when demand outgrows supply. 

Taking too long to actually answer the questions. Don't need to hear about her mom or her upbringing anymore.

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

She has to walk a shitty line to avoid saying price controls 

Yeah I know why it comes out so awkward. But if she’s going to raise the specter of companies out of control, make it easy to understand. The pandemic brought cheaper prices then a lack of supply when everything opened back up raised the prices and they’ve kept them there. I also agree they aren’t ever coming down. People think they want inflation to reverse, but they don’t realize that if deflation actually happens, then the economy is really shitty

30 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Normal stuff.
 

 

Jesus.

I feel like we're a year or two away from them wearing little fake gold Trump medallions around their necks and building actual altars to him, probably where they've burned down synagogues and mosques.

1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Taking too long to actually answer the questions. Don't need to hear about her mom or her upbringing anymore.

people - we don't even know who she really is yet!

also people - she needs to stop telling us about herself!

24 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

The bold part has to be the most emphatically non-lawyer statement you could possibly make.  i’m not taking a swipe at you, I’m just saying that’s not exactly how law works. Things are very seldom binary black-and-white.  

I’m also not disagreeing that prosecution of the orange shit stain should’ve been quicker and more energetic from the get-go

All lawyers: It's been four fuckin years. In many cases 8 fucking years. Your sacred profession seems like it sucks. 

Take your millstone of justice and stick it up your ass.  (Respectfully of course)

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As a veteran and former voter for Republicans I am perpetually disgusted by everything Trump and his supporters do. Fuck them all to hell. Every one of them. Many should be imprisoned for their behavior and the people of color who vote for him deserve to be rounded up and deported immediately if he is elected ( as he’s essentially promised). 
 

Here’s a little voting anecdote for y’all. We’re south Austinites. My 50-something year old wife grew up with evangelical “Christian” Republican parents like me. We met as kids in church. She protested for the anti-abortion position at the Jimmy Carter Democratic National convention as a teen. Since we’ve been married she’s been very disinterested in politics and I would always have to try to talk her into voting and she would frequently be “too busy” to vote or “forget” to vote. Since Monday morning she’s been begging me to go vote with her. Totally new behavior for her. She also asked me to help her put together a voting list that has zero Repubs on it and as many anti-Republican positions as possible. She is disgusted by Trump and our parents who support him.
 

She dragged me to the polls twice on Monday and twice yesterday, but the long lines deterred her. Last night after dinner she asked me if I wanted to try again to go vote with her. I said, nah, I’ll try again on Thursday since I had a business trip today. So she left by herself but the line was long again and she bailed. While I was on my flight this morning, she texted that she was in line to vote. And had waited almost an hour.  I nearly cried. So proud!

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