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SoCal, sponsored by Red Eagle, rushed out a Trump +7 Iowa poll

The damage control is amazing. They know Selzer doesn’t miss 

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Well, I forgot to mention (because the whole idea is ridiculous to begin with), she want's to be in wine country with a vineyard.
Neither of us drink.  

Just across the border is Geneva where even the girl in the the kiosk who sold my exchange-student daughter a matcha spoke English. Your wife just needs to snag a job in Geneva. We stayed in Choulex where there were plenty of orchards. I don’t have a picture of the exchange student (now 28 yo) handy, but she does have an Only Fans page.
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2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

My conference starts Tuesday in LA. I’ll be in Burbank. There’s no Chili’s close whatsoever.

Chili John's of California. Bet it's a Chili's knock-off and you can still damage your stomach there.

2018 W Burbank Blvd, Burbank, CA 91506

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4 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Alsace. Yeah, it's white wine but since y'all don't drink, no harm.

Plus, lots of country folk in Alsace (no muthuhfuckuhs I'm not talkin about Strasbourg and your fancy friends there who speak great French I'm talkin country folk) speak Alsatian (think: Cajun German) as their first language, so their French is slower and choppier, exactly like an Anglophone American learning French. So you're halfway there.

Plus mucho beer everywhere, mountains to hike on, and tarte flambée. Goot Got Yawl.

I wonder if I still got any relation floating around Alsace after my Great-Great Grandfather decided Nebraska seemed like a better idea that hanging around after 1871. 

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Just now, Royalfan5 said:

I wonder if I still got any relation floating around Alsace after my Great-Great Grandfather decided Nebraska seemed like a better idea that hanging around after 1871. 

Probably half of em are your 4 cousins on multiple sides. Bringez le banjo.

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Debbie Dingell on MSNBC and is very positive about Michigan. She was one of the first sounding the alarms about Michigan in 16

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1 hour ago, RDCanecutter said:

I have 3 Birmingham-area Chili's to choose from. All are in paved-over hellscapes. Help me choose.

From closest to farthest:

1. Homewood, "Wildwood Centre", which is no longer wild, wooded, and never was a "centre". I was last inside this one maybe 15 years ago and ordered at the bar where they didn't try to give me that sticky flashing touch-screen. Homewood is mildly blue but who knows what will drag into a Wildwood Centre Chili's.

2. Fultondale, Northside of Birmingham in the Forever 1978 suburbs. The Chili's is perched out over I-65 and will no doubt be full of people from Florida or northern states fleeing homicidal post-election mobs. Years ago at a nearby shopping center my suspiciously ethnic wife felt that she was receiving glares from the Pinkfolk. West Virginia starts about ten miles north of this one.

3. Trussville, Northeast of town, at the bottom end of a massive parking lot of a mall and across the street from a graveyard. An odd burb that went from "country village" to "let's park our money here" inside of 20 years. I went to an art show there a couple years ago and it's a place where you can tell they want art, but at the same time they're kinda pissed off about it. Many of the men look like Barney Rubble.

Wildwood Center grew up in the town, we never knew what it was called.

Some said it was a mall. Some said it was a strip. I never gave it much thought.

 

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1 minute ago, RDCanecutter said:

Probably half of em are your 4 cousins on multiple sides. Bringez le banjo.

They’re more likely to be in the same place than the Jewish or East Prussian relation would be too. 

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8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

My conference starts Tuesday in LA. I’ll be in Burbank. There’s no Chili’s close whatsoever.

Encino is 14 miles away.  That's close for L.A.

Just now, GopherRock said:

 

Little known fact:  a young Glen Campbell toured with The Champs. 

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16 minutes ago, Pancho said:

My conference starts Tuesday in LA. I’ll be in Burbank. There’s no Chili’s close whatsoever.

Encino bruh in John Wayne's old backyard

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Whatever the outcome is on Tuesday, I'll be in no shape on Wednesday to drive 45 minutes over to Midland for Chili's.

Is anybody else out here in the wastelands willing to give me a ride?

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22 minutes ago, Pancho said:

My conference starts Tuesday in LA. I’ll be in Burbank. There’s no Chili’s close whatsoever.

I call bullshit. SoCal has plenty o chilis

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21 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Coincidentally, I just got this email promoting a new dessert. This would be sublime after 3 margaritas, a Big Smasher and a couple bowls of chips and salsa 

 

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does that pie have chicken pox?

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23 minutes ago, Yev Kassem said:

Coincidentally, I just got this email promoting a new dessert. This would be sublime after 3 margaritas, a Big Smasher and a couple bowls of chips and salsa 

 

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I was "this close" to ordering that yesterday, but since I was going for the full nostalgia effect, I defaulted to the chocolate chip cookie skillet that I got all the time back in the day.

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

So…

 

Now they think they are going to win the election because of Squirrel-gate. 

 

Good Christ!

Yeah, I saw something about that. I guess a pet squirrel was killed or something?



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