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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.

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2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

 

Let me tell you something people. Kamala Harris, she wants to take away your ability to order ice cream. Can you believe that? Ice cream! And it gets worse. She wants to ban sprinkles. Yes, sprinkles! The little things that make ice cream great, she wants to ban them. It’s the worst idea you’ve ever heard. Unbelievable! This is an absolute disaster. It's the worst thing you’ve ever heard. She’s out of control, folks. Totally out of control.

"Proof? Oh you want proof. That's coming in two weeks folks. You won't even believe it. Banning ice cream like a dog. Like it's never been banned before." 

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Whoever is elected will represent the U.S. in opening and closing the 2028 Olympics in LA*

*Unless Trump wins, and then he will probably try to unilaterally move it to Florida or something stupid 

Just now, Pancho said:

 

If that's not a picture of the anti-christ, I don't know what is.  Look at his eyes!

17 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A lot of Black Friday shoppers going to be returning a bunch of shit then. 

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

In Trump’s defense, most of us would be similarly neutralized in that scenario as well.

There is no way Ivanka is good at sucking dick

2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Who is the man whose estate will sue the pants off the Orange man?

You damn right!

I know there are some people that love him, but Trump has got to be the most hated person in the history of this country.  People either love him or hate him and for every person that loves him, there are 3 that hate him with the heat of a thousand suns.  Not in Wichita Falls mind you, but across the US.
Even amongst Republicans.  People like Cruz may bend the knee, but they fucking hate hate hate him even if they’ve gauged it’s most politically advantageous to be on his good side publicly.  Your seeing some of them start to distance themselves.  I think if Trump’s campaign trajectory continues, you’ll see some them start drawing the long knives soon enough.

Im looking forward to seeing this explored in Lin Manuel Miranda’s next production “Trump: The Musical.”

15 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

 

Let me tell you something people. Kamala Harris, she wants to take away your ability to order ice cream. Can you believe that? Ice cream! And it gets worse. She wants to ban sprinkles. Yes, sprinkles! The little things that make ice cream great, she wants to ban them. It’s the worst idea you’ve ever heard. Unbelievable! This is an absolute disaster. It's the worst thing you’ve ever heard. She’s out of control, folks. Totally out of control.

First they're against different colors, but now we're to believe that the GOP would allow sprinkles?  Two things--first, sprinkles are multi-colored, second--those sprinkles could be grooming their kids to become gay or color tolerant.  You'll get white sprinkles or nothing.  

5 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

For a campaign that seems to always have incoming money (and multiple gifts), why aren't more people asking about his funding? 

It feels like Trump org has totally turned the GOP into the Bamboo Lounge 

4 hours ago, Red Five said:

This all tells me that team Dotard is either using AI now or is planning to.

 Already there... 

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Just now, NWBuck said:

For a campaign that seems to always have incoming money (and multiple gifts), why aren't more people asking about his funding? 

It feels like Trump org has totally turned the GOP into the Bamboo Lounge 

 Already there... 

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lol, never seen the Twitter caption and gotta say

 

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25 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Well his eyeliner habits have remained consistent .

3 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

Sounds like the next move should be flooding the web with obviously fake, ai-generated crowds at Kamala events just to watch Turmip melt online into a screaming puddle of fetus diarrhea. 

Yep, just @ him on truth social with all kinds of fakes.  Not that he would look at them, but the thought is hilarious. and send them to our MAGA relatives.

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I know it's just stating the obvious, but not a single Dem criticized JD Vance for his military service when he was nominated.

Then Walz gets nominated, and the right immediately tries to swift boat him. 

These hardcore "Republicans" are the least patriotic people in our country. Just so incredibly embarrassing. 

 

3 hours ago, Goredho said:

It just occurred to me that if this whole election thing doesn’t work out for the good guys, Trump could be neutralized forever if he woke up one day inside an AI generated VR bubble where crowds of people cheer him on as he’s fellated by Ivanka.

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25 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

For a campaign that seems to always have incoming money (and multiple gifts), why aren't more people asking about his funding? 

It feels like Trump org has totally turned the GOP into the Bamboo Lounge 

 Already there... 

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Wait, is that Michael Berry from Houston that retweeted that? Hahahahhaha

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Do these campaigns every have to pay for a single past use violation? Seems they can just keep doing it one song at a time, ignore the demand, and keep going. How does it keep happening?

 

In short, it costs to license music....and we all know how cheap the Trump campaign is.

 

https://www.ascap.com/~/media/files/pdf/advocacy-legislation/political_campaign.pdf

 

 

 

 

49 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Whoever is elected will represent the U.S. in opening and closing the 2028 Olympics in LA*

*Unless Trump wins, and then he will probably try to unilaterally move it to Florida or something stupid 

He'd either pocket the money from the opening ceremony or have it celebrate him, the greatest golfer in the world. 

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

In short, it costs to license music....and we all know how cheap the Trump campaign is.

 

https://www.ascap.com/~/media/files/pdf/advocacy-legislation/political_campaign.pdf

 

 

 

 

Yeah, I was going to opine on this, but it gets complicated.  Normally (so clearly not here because these fuckwits are fuckwits), what would happen is the campaign would contact the proper agencies (performing rights organizations, record company, etc) and pay a usage fee or fees, compulsory, plus flat or per use, which varies depending on the usage (venue, scope, etc).  But these fuckwits are just doing it illegally and then trying to wait it out with the courts, which is their MO.

11 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

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Was waiting for someone to post a Moriarity pic.

 

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he’s doing really well, y’all. 
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3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Do these campaigns every have to pay for a single past use violation? Seems they can just keep doing it one song at a time, ignore the demand, and keep going. How does it keep happening?

 

If the musician likes you, you don’t have to pay shit.

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

he’s doing really well, y’all. 
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Sorry, Donnie.  America just isn’t that into you.  In fact, America would rather share a bed with Amber Heard after she washed down a box of ex-lax with a gallon of chili 

The real polls = Rasmussen, which got banned from 538

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11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

he’s doing really well, y’all. 
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16 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

he’s doing really well, y’all. 
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He could slay, and maybe even gain some votes (ok, not really), by following up with this:

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"Low self esteem leakers"... Is that a reference to them getting phished, or is there something else he believes is going on internally?

21 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

he’s doing really well, y’all. 
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low self esteem leakers

 

21 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

he’s doing really well, y’all. 
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Needs to trot out the classic “most votes ever by a sitting president”

25 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

he’s doing really well, y’all. 
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36 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

If the musician likes you, you don’t have to pay shit.

When you're a star they let you do it

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46 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

he’s doing really well, y’all. 
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6 hours ago, bolverk said:

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How's Walz being received in once-purple NE Iowa?

Hard to tell.  People have aggressively avoided talking politics this cycle and there are very few candidate signs up, period.

I don’t think he’s peeling any Trumpers, but Walz is exactly the kind of guy that would have swept Iowa 15 years ago.

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Whoever is elected will represent the U.S. in opening and closing the 2028 Olympics in LA*

*Unless Trump wins, and then he will probably try to unilaterally move it to Florida or something stupid 

He would definitely try to make it all about him. 

Christmas is tremendous. Nobody does Christmas like we do. We have the biggest trees, the most beautiful lights, and, of course, the best presents—nobody gives better presents than we do. People said we couldn’t say “Merry Christmas” anymore, but guess what? We’re saying it louder than ever before! The economy? Through the roof—so many people buying gifts, it’s unbelievable. And the spirit? Incredible. We’ve brought Christmas back in a big way, folks. Everyone is talking about it. Believe me.

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I know it's just stating the obvious, but not a single Dem criticized JD Vance for his military service when he was nominated.
Then Walz gets nominated, and the right immediately tries to swift boat him. 
These hardcore "Republicans" are the least patriotic people in our country. Just so incredibly embarrassing. 
 
I will dip into KlBJ once a month.

Republicans hate this country full stop. They hate our troops and they hate our veterans even more. They hate your local mail man; and thus hate John Prine. They hate all government and will tell you so. They hate all the heroes that make this nation great- socialized librarians, nurses, emt, firefighters, military, cops etc. The GOP wants to cancel all of that because GOP leadership is a failure, and they want us also to fail.
Wait, is that Michael Berry from Houston that retweeted that? Hahahahhaha
That asshole gave my mom brain worms; he finished the job Rush started on my pops. Fuck those guys; they know what they did.
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

lol one of their own

 

All the magats

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5 minutes ago, Pancho said:

lol one of their own

 


Elon’s banning his account tonight. 

2 hours ago, Goredho said:

I know there are some people that love him, but Trump has got to be the most hated person in the history of this country.  People either love him or hate him and for every person that loves him, there are 3 that hate him with the heat of a thousand suns.  Not in Wichita Falls mind you, but across the US.
Even amongst Republicans.  People like Cruz may bend the knee, but they fucking hate hate hate him even if they’ve gauged it’s most politically advantageous to be on his good side publicly.  Your seeing some of them start to distance themselves.  I think if Trump’s campaign trajectory continues, you’ll see some them start drawing the long knives soon enough.

Im looking forward to seeing this explored in Lin Manuel Miranda’s next production “Trump: The Musical.”

100% of the people who hate him really hate him.  75% of the people who love him actually hate him.  You think Melania, or Don Jr., or Ted Cruz, or Lindsey Graham, or fucking ANYONE who truly knows him really loves that piece of shit?  No.

Wondering if turnip got pulled from the campaign trail because a.) his dementia is getting worse or 2.) because some folks are about to jump ship.

They are really trying with the AI photo thing at Kamala’s rallies but the TikTok gen is eating them alive. 

 

All people have to do is submit all their selfies, videos, and photos from the rallies to disprove the AI bullshit. 

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